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Everyone must also know that I'm not a stoner.
That's a quick addendum.
I'm not!
I don't know why I act like one.
I'm serious.
I tried it once.
It was the most interesting experience of my life.
Uh, it was horrific. It was painful.
Uh...
And I said,
"Look. Coffee is bad enough."
And I never looked back.
I do enjoy that tired feeling though, you know?
Just kind of chilled out.
"Heyyyy..."
"Whazzup?"
...You haven't heard that one yet.
What else should I teach you?
Or tell you about?
I can find you some things.
Constellations...
Uh...
...Oh, I can teach you things I actually know.
Let's start with the universe.
Let's begin with
The scientific theory
which would be considered the "Big *** Theory"
Where, uh…
An implosion
or explosion
…happened…
But, I imagine that there was just some method of, you know, contraction
And it just went “BOOM!”
Because, the theory…
Oh, my god shut the *** up.
I don’t really want to do this anymore.
This is Mathew.
He asked me to do this caption thing to help him out.
I'm not doing it anymore, Will.
You are the most god *** awful boring human being I've ever met in my life.
Oh my good look at me I’m a teacher
Yaaaaayyyy
(flips hands)
Did you know his girlfriend has left him four times this year?
True story.
He can’t get it up.
You are so funny.
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