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Seth?
Go out there and check on him.
I can't believe this is happening again.
Get out of cars much?
Here's the money and the list.
-The list? What? ***-- -It's a bee, man, grow a set.
Dude, bees scare me, man. Why--?
Why do I need a list?
You wanna do that again? You said the F word.
-Did I really? -Yeah, you went, "A *** bee."
Oh, it's right there, dude.
-All right, let's do another. -Still rolling.
Can you get this for me?
Come on.
Yes-- Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry. It's my mom.
--out of a handshake.
Have someone come in and bust all up in my chocolate factory.
You think that's a little vein you never had that happen on your beat, officer?
She has some sort of factory here.
-Chocolate factory. -Chocolate factory.
So how long have you worked in the chocolate factory...
...and how does that work in to how many hours you....
She wants to ***, man. P in vagi, okay?
-This is the one night where ***-- -I'm sorry, dude.
What are we gonna do?
I'll shoot my gun in the air.
Hold on, I'm sorry.
-Well, what do you...? Wait, I'm sorry. -It's okay.
She looked me in the eye and said:
"Let's make a *** salad. What's the dressing?"
They're women, Evan, okay? They're not little girls anymore...
...and they need our dicks just as much we need their--
-Bless you. -I'm sorry.
She looked me in the eye and she said, "I'm making a *** salad."
What?
Your parents are such dicks. Actually just your dad's a ***.
Your mom's awesome because of those Hershey Kiss nips.
You wanna get on top and show her, Greg?
-Yeah. -Yeah, I'd love to.
He was the height of, take two of you together, that's how tall he was.
-Like 18 feet tall? -He's 18 feet--?
Look, man all I got are ***'coupons.
That's all I got. If you don't want coupons, I'll give you receipts.
Sorry.
-Yeah, what do you feel like eating? -Cut it.
-I don't wanna know. -Vomit.
So you wanna *** now or later?
You weren't *** there so just ***--
What the ***, man?
Evan, just listen to me.
Fine, what's going on?
***, I'm so sorry l--
-Used to it. -Thank you.
-Too similar. -Yeah, it was a little.
-Aim for here. -It's padded.
-It's padded. -And hit here.
-Aim here, hit here. -Not doing this, not:
-Yeah, no problem. -Thanks.
Let's reset. That was close.
This school is trying to bend me over and *** me in the ***.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to put it like that.
This school is trying to screw me.
You think I haven't been *** in the *** by this school?
-I'm su-- -Principal Howard.
Every day I'm bending over for Principal Howard...
...getting *** in the ***, Seth. We all are.
-Well-- -That's life, you're gonna learn.
You're gonna be out of high school, you're gonna learn about it.
-All right? -Well, that's, that's cool.
-Thank you. -Cut.
Actually, kind of awesome.
B mark.
I'm really sorry I blocked your ***. ***.
PS--
-Okay, we gotta-- -Oh, dude, I can't do this.
I'm really sorry I blocked your ***. ***.
I'm really sorry that I blocked your ***.
PS--
I'm really sorry I blocked your ***.
PS, I'm really sorry I blocked your ***. ***.