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[Text] Presented by Sirogomafu
[Text] A Certain Comedy Couple Called "Kamijou Mikoto"
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Hey there, I'm Kamijou Touma.
Yahoo! I'm Misaka Mikoto.
[Unison] Put them together and you get "Kamijou Mikoto."
Hard to believe we've already reached our 10th performance.
Even though this was supposed to be a one-shot video.
For this milestone, I think we ought to return to the double act fundamentals.
Mind if I ask what you're intending to do?
How about a drive-through employee and customer?
A surprisingly normal choice.
Even I'm not about to spoil a milestone video!
Now let's get going!
All right.
Man, I'm hungry.
How about that, there's a drive through over there.
* drives up *
Welcome!
Thanks for coming to "Junk Food MISAKA."
Don't be the one to call yourself out on that.
At least call yourself a "fast food" joint.
Thanks for coming to "Fast Food MISAKA."
Please continue driving forward.
I haven't ordered yet!
The place to order is a bit further ahead.
What did you stop me here for, then?
To "get my foot in the door," as they say.
That saying has nothing to do with car doors.
I'm starving, so would you get a move on?
My apologies.
Where would you like to dine tonight?
What did I just say!
You don't need to ask me where I'm eating.
My apologies.
How many in your party?
Do you have to ask? This is a drive through!
Are you going to do anything different if there're 3 or 5 of me?
Incidentally, how many in your party?
I'm alone!
Ah...
Eat up and feel better!
I don't need your pity!
It's not like I'm alone every day of the week!
Ah, yes, I understand...
Then why don't I understand your reaction!
I'm starving, so let me order already!
When your order is ready, please head to the microphone.
In your best Abe Atsushi (Touma's CV) impression. When your order is ready, please head to the microphone.
In your best Abe Atsushi (Touma's CV) impression.
Ah... ahem.
Ah... perhaps you miss Russia, and its sweeping "tsunderes..."
Customer, sir, I urge you to resist using your voice from the show!
This wouldn't have happened if you'd stop being crazy.
Let me order normally.
By the way, I'm afraid you will find the soda fountain to be out of Fanta.
Why would I find a soda fountain out here in the first place!
Could I draw your attention to the very bottom of the menu, sir?
Huh? The bottom?
Hmm? What's all this...
"Stiyl, 0.00?"
We have enough Stiyl, thank you.
Hmm, a pity.
Right then, what should I order...
Customer, sir! We happen to have a recommended item today.
What kind of item is that?
We call it the "Biribiri Burger!"
Donwannit.
Hey, don't be a spoil-sport!
What on earth is a "Biribiri Burger," anyway?
Glad you asked: using the abilities of a certain electromaster,
we cook the meat to perfection,
producing an utterly unique tasting burger!
I'll be darned, that sounds pretty good.
And that's why I've been so serious today.
Then I'll take...
Well, not that I expect the test run will go smoothly...
Give me a regular hamburger set.
Thank you very much!
Hamburger se----t!
I'll never believe you again!
Just a joke.
If you would, please select a hamburger size between S, M, and L.
Well, that's new!
You can choose a hamburger size?
By the way, what do you think the S M L stands for?
What else but...?
Shizuri! Mugino! Love!
That's what it means.
I apologize for my partner's stupidity.
Lucky dog protagonists get all the loving, huh!
It's thanks to all that love that one of them was running for his life in Russia.
Also, a certain Kamijou's running out of patience.
I'll be serious from now on.
Sometimes I'd like to see you act louder than you speak.
Let's get right to it!
Please choose a size for your fries and drink between Bord, Cord, and Barst.
Then I'll take Barst.
No response? Boring...
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
You can't hit me while we're on stage!
Then let me get this over with quickly.
Before I pay my bill, I will destroy your screwed up sense of humor!
Please choose a size for your fries and drink between S, M, and L!
I'll take M size!
Please choose a type of drink from the menu!
I'll take orange soda!
Will that be all, sir!?
Yes that will be all!
Your total comes to 4.20!
I'm getting it ready, so hold your horses!
Then please have the proper payment prepared,
and proceed to live out your misfortune-filled existence.
Such misfortune!
It's time to pull out.
[Unison] Thank you very much!
[Unison] Please support us in our episodes to come!