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fat and sassy
is been probably agood month
since CnB has had the great pleasure
of playing any type of first person shooter with you
there's been a collective anxiety amongst the group that you found another
passion in life
i.e. a job
your hot lady friend
perhaps even a hot lady dude
whatever it is that's filling up your life so that you have no time to put bullets
into idiots, wiggers,
lonely chicks, and unscrupulous children
(whom are amishPirates favorite)
it needs to stop
it needs to stop right away
your absence has affected many within CnB
there's been many a night where we've had to console JDA as we hear faint whimpers in
his voice while he is yelling scumbag at random strangers
we constantly have to remind Holowid not to take more than two ambient a night
before he gets offline as there's a collective fear that he will OD and
never come back
on second thought
perhaps we'll stop reminding him
yeah i'll think we'll stop
Tolly
has had no one to slap *** with
and the Wickedest-Killer, its the WICKEDEST!
well he has had no one to look up to now you are no longer around
he will probably move his trailer to Navajo's reservation
and once they're you know there's gonna start fingering each other's TeePees
Then there is Cooger...
i don't know
he's a totally different person
its like his whole world is falling apart
i mean just the other day
he admitted to everyone that he's actually friends with Holowid
it takes a lot to make a man to admit something like that with a straight face
as you can see you have left a large open wound in our hearts
although the large open wounds you have left inside our colons have healed nicely
while you were gone
we miss that hurt
thats a good hurt
while the pain in our hearts is a bad one
Just look at what you have been missing, all the MOABs, Ghost Recon hacking and the C4ing
of tanks in battlefield.
what in life can be better than that?
JDA would probably say his sisters mouth
and we would all agree
but that's beside the point
fatNsassy come back and continue the onslaught of online murdering and *** talking
it's your calling!
come back fatNsassy
come back to CnB
sincerely
*** N Balls