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MATT MCMANUS: Intro the bit, Steve!
STEPHEN SEIDEL: OK, fine.
This one's called Stop or I'll Squirt.
[THEME SONG - "Situation Escalate"]
STEPHEN SEIDEL: Hey, can you shoot my friend
with this water gun?
MAN: Sure.
MATT MCMANUS: No, shoot my friend.
No, shoot my-- oh!
STEPHEN SEIDEL: Oh, wait, what, huh?
MATT MCMANUS: You slept with my sister.
STEPHEN SEIDEL: You were hitting on my mom!
Oh, go!
Yeah, get him!
Get him, Get him, shoot him!
Go!
Aah!
Pull, pull, pull, pull!
MATT MCMANUS: Give me a bite or I'll shoot him, I promise!
Give me some of that salad.
Give me a little bit-- a crouton.
STEPHEN SEIDEL: Get him!
Aah!
MATT MCMANUS: Oh, oh!
STEPHEN SEIDEL: Shoot him!
Shoot him!
Aah!
Hit him, hit him!
Get him!
Retaliation!
Oooh!
MATT MCMANUS: Is this how it is?
Is this how it ends?
STEPHEN SEIDEL: As soon as I see the trigger pulled, you're
all going down.
MATT MCMANUS: This is how it's going to end, huh?
MAN: Hey, green piece!
STEPHEN SEIDEL: Oh!
In the frickin' eye.
Boom, boom, boom!
Come on, sir!
Help me.
You're on varsity.
You're on varsity.
Help us.
MATT MCMANUS: Shoot him.
STEPHEN SEIDEL: Shoot him.
Oh!
MATT MCMANUS: No, no, no no, no!
STEPHEN SEIDEL: Matt McManus in the face!
Oh, what was that?
MATT MCMANUS: We're going to put out the
cigarettes, I'm sorry.
STEPHEN SEIDEL: We're going to put out the cigarettes.
NARRATOR: McMayhem!