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Look sharp, Mason We don't pay you to stand around all day.
But I'm a guard.
Standing around is 90% of what I do.
That explains, the jiggle, eh?
Did you really want to compare abs?
[mumbles] No.
Stick around. Castle mail is about to arrive.
Mail? I didn't even know the castle had a mailbox.
It doesn't. [object whistling in air]
Stand back!
Wow, what an awesome way to deliver letters.
Hey, look, they forwarded our mail from Chicago.
[rattles]
Oh, my tea set smashed.
I mean, uh, the loser who ordered this tea set
is going to be very heart broken.
Hey, look, we got the invitation to our high-school prom.
That's weird. We don't even go to that school anymore.
Actually I left you guys enrolled
just in case this whole king thing didn't work out.
And look, your grades improved.
[laughs] Grades. Remember when that mattered?
[laughs]
Although, Boomer,
how sick would it be to go back to prom
and tell everybody that we've become kings of our own island?
Tell them? I say we show them.
Mason, how many minions can we stuff into a balloon?
My Kings, this says that your prom is in two days.
That isn't much time to organize a trip back to Chicago.
Oh, that's sweet, Mason.
You're worried Kinkou's going to crumble into the sea
if we leave for a few days.
That's not what I said, not even close.
Don't worry. Everything will be fine.
Under our mighty rule,
Kinkou has never been stronger.
Crime is down, unemployment is up.
Even the Tarantula People have stopped trying to attack us.
[growls]
[speaking native language]
Bye-bye, Kings.
♪ Let's bring it on ♪
♪ Top of the world ♪
♪ We're at the top-top-top of the world ♪
♪ We're in the building ♪
♪ So, people, come put your hands up ♪
♪ Top of the world ♪
♪ We're at the top of the world ♪
♪ Me and my homie ♪
♪ Yeah, baby, we're takin' over ♪
♪ Top of the world ♪
♪ We're at the top-top-top of the world ♪
♪ Yeah, destiny chose us to rule ♪
♪ Hard to believe, but it's true ♪
♪ Yeah, we're so sick with it ♪
♪ We're so sick with it ♪
♪ We're gonna run this throne ♪
♪ Let the kingdom come ♪
♪ Yeah, at the top of the world ♪
♪ We are brothers, kings ♪
♪ Hear the island sing ♪
♪ Yeah, at the top of the world ♪
♪ We're at the top of the world ♪
♪ Oh, oh, at the top of the world
Yo, Boom, I thought you said
to bring stuff to impress people.
What's up with the vase?
This is a thousand-year-old relic.
It's priceless.
Yea, but...
it's not shiny.
Now, we need to go find something
that says, you know, "We're filthy, stinking rich
yet still have class."
Golden golf clubs, it is.
See, now you're thinking. That's what you do.
I can't wait to see the look on everybody's faces
when we roll up to prom, rocking these crowns.
Yep, my date's gonna love how hot she looks next to me.
You already got a date, player?
Yep, Rebecca Dawson.
As in "Awesome" Dawson?
The girl who had to quit driver's ed
because her hotness kept fogging up the windshield?
That's my boo.
Don't you remember?
I asked Rebecca to the prom,
and she totally said yes.
[cat growl]
[lisping] Rebecca, look.
I know it's still four years away and all,
but, um, would-- would you go to prom with me?
Yes, of course.
Oh, yes!
Mm, go, Boomer. Get your prom on.
Brady Potter needs to know
why we're getting our grove things on.
Man...
I forgot all about that.
How could you forget
the happiest day of my life?
No, no, no, no, my Brady Potter phase.
Dude, I looked so cool. Why did I stop dressing like that?
Oh, hello, Rondo. [chuckles]
Isn't it a magical day?
[grunt]
Boomer Weasley,
quick, use your untying spell.
Oh, right.
You guys are seriously going back to Chicago
for a silly dance?
What's silly about a bunch of teenagers
renting tuxes and limos
and spending $200
to dance in a gym?
Mikayla, the prom is where memories are made,
you know, specifically the memory
of my entire school learning
I'm a ruthless king with a smoking hot date.
Oh, yeah. You're my date.
Brady, going to prom just to show off
is not very kingly.
Being arm candy is not in my job description.
All right, it's a date.
Wait, what?
Ouch. Tough break.
But, hey, I'm sure Rebecca has a less attractive friend
who would love to dance with a king.
Yeah, you're right.
I mean, who could resist my sweet moves.
Yeah, we should probably get you some more gold.
Yeah, should, huh?
Let's move it, people.
My Rebecca's waiting for her beloved Boomerang
to come back.
Uh, Kings?
A severe storm is rapidly approaching,
and the guards and I haven't finished packing yet.
We'll never be done in time.
Well, how long does it take you guys to pack?
I mean, you hardly wear any clothes.
I'm sorry,
but royalty cannot leave the island
without proper supplies and weaponry.
The trip is cancelled.
What?
Oh, dude.
What's the point of being a king
if we can't rub anybody's face in it.
Kings, you can't let a little rain
stand in the way of your dreams.
Order Mahama to fly you to Chicago.
He's a great balloon smith.
Balloons away.
So Daddy, how did the kings take the news?
Pretty hard.
It was worse than the day Boomer thought he had a chest hair,
but it was only a caterpillar.
Spider.
I'm pretty sure it was a caterpillar.
No, spider on your back.
Oh, he's just a little tarantula.
Tarantulas that turn into warriors in the moonlight?
This is some new dark-side mookoo.
[air whooshes]
Is that the balloon?
Oh, the kings wouldn't be that stupid, would they?
Don't answer that.
I wasn't strong enough to stop them.
Ready the second balloon.
Storm or not, we must go after the kings.
What about Mr. Creepy Crawly?
[speaks foreign language] Are there more of you?
They're in the balloon!
You're in danger! Come back!
Jump!
Hey, look. They're giving us a send off.
Oh, we'll miss you, too.
Oh, no, is that a Tarantula Person?
Good thing that we're safe up here.
Feel bad for them.
Well, 23 hours in a hot-air balloon,
but it was all worth it.
Sorry about the flock of angry birds, Mahama.
Yeah, I was going to yell "duck,"
but technically they were geese.
Wow, seems just like yesterday
we were hanging from these lockers.
Can't believe we're back.
No, see, we're not back.
King Boomer and King Brady are back.
Now, Mahama, would you please crown us?
All right. Now...
could you go move our balloon
off Wrigley Field before the game starts?
You see, the Cubs don't need any more problems.
♪♪ [dance]
[record needle scratches]
[feedback squeals]
Hello, former classmates.
King Boomer and King Brady
have arrived.
[feedback squeals]
Did I mention that we are kings?
Uh, maybe they just playin' it cool,
you know, like, when you spot a celebrity?
It's okay, guys.
We're people, just like you.
Only, we're b--
we're better. [feedback squeals]
Oh, yeah, I remember you guys.
Uh, Booger and Lady, right?
Didn't you two flunk back to middle school?
Uh, nope.
We became kings of our own island.
Yeah, we got a castle and minions
and a bodyguard who's part Sasquatch.
Yeah-- Yeah, his--
his daughter's all over me.
She's, uh-- She's not full Squatch,
but she is all sass.
How about we end story time and put the music back on?
Okay, freaks?
♪♪ [resumes]
Was that how you saw this going down?
No. I thought they'd be hoisting us
up on chairs in the dance floor by now.
You wanted a Bar Mitzvah?
Oh, look, it's Rebecca.
Make sure I look like a cool cat.
Okay.
[bickering]
Stop it.
[clears throat]
Hey, Rebecca, lookin' fine.
Glad you brought your own corsage
because I dropped yours somewhere over Reno.
Do I know you?
Yeah, it's me, Boomer.
Oh, you probably don't recognize me without my headgear.
Oh, I remember you.
Yeah. You got your mouth stuck on my sweater.
Exactly. Now we're poppin'.
Oh, I'm so pumped for our prom date.
Yeah. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Remember we-- we agreed
to go to prom together
four years ago.
Oh, I don't think we did.
Then why do I remember you saying "Yes"?
Will you go to prom with me?
Yes, of course.
Yes!
Go, Boomer. Get your prom on.
Yes, Mom, I told you I'll be home by 8.
Sorry, some weird kid was talking to me.
I gotta go. That crazy scarf girl is back.
I'm sorry. I'm here with someone else.
Easy mistake.
I mean, I would've forgotten, too,
if I hadn't been thinking about this every day
for the past four years.
Bye-bye.
Why were you talking to Booger?
Guys, I swear I'm not making this up.
We fought a pirate.
We danced with mermaids. We wrestled a mummy.
Why are you guys, like, not amazed right now?
Let's get out of here. Rebecca blew me off.
I'm sorry, man.
My night's not going any better.
For some strange reason,
I can't convince anybody that we're kings.
[Man] Whoa, you guys are kings?
Finally a believer.
[together] Rondo.
If you're kings,
then I'm-- I'm the sultan of my stepmom's basement.
Welcome back, losers.
Well, right out of the gate with the L-word, huh.
That's nice.
Oh, my...
We were lucky to have made it through that storm unharmed.
Unharmed?
My hair got struck by lightening.
This is tragic.
Not a single sign of the kings' balloon anywhere.
Helps if you take off the lens caps.
[gasps] Snooki!
You know, I gotta say, guys,
I really miss our special time together.
Yeah, well, sorry to break it to you, Rondo,
but we really are kings, right,
so you can't bully us anymore.
Really?
Okay, I guess you can still bully us.
My kid sis is going to love your tiaras.
They're crowns.
We didn't bring our tiaras.
♪♪ [dance]
[battle cries]
[students screaming]
Oh, man. Listen to how much fun they're having in there.
We're kings. How did we end up like this again?
[whimpering]
That was...
[together] A Tarantula Person!
Boom, I don't know how they followed us,
but, dude, we gotta do something.
Like hang here and try to blend into the wall?
No. Dude-- [snaps fingers]
What's the one thing that we've learned to do
every time that we get in trouble as kings?
Call for Mason?
What's the other thing we've learned?
That we can do anything.
Especially when we work together.
Right, with Mason.
Listen, grab on to me.
I'll use my leg and throw it over your shoulder
and use the torque from your body weight
to actually rip these lockers out of the wall.
[panting]
Or you could just give me your foot.
Oh, awesome. All right, your turn.
[sighs] All right?
Yeah.
So how we gonna fight the Tarantula People?
We're going to use the weapons
that public schools
have been hurting and humiliating children with
since the beginning of time.
Hey, Tarantulas...
the kings wanna dance.
Yeah, we demand you start ruining this prom full of people
that have never been nice to us.
[yell]
[trilling scream]
Be alert.
The jungles here are more dangerous
than the ones back home.
Uh-oh. Hey, where did you get those crowns?
What crowns?
[grunts]
Oh, those crowns.
[Kings screaming]
Oh, no, some girls are being attacked.
Those aren't girls. It's the kings.
Help me, Booger. It's Boomer.
I'll save you, Awesome Dawson.
[growls]
[growls]
[Brady yelping]
My Kings, we're here for you.
Oh, well, thanks, you guys,
but we would've had them by the next song.
Uh, these are the royal minions we were telling you about.
Yep, and that's the Sasquatch.
I'm only an eighth Sasquatch,
unless you make me mad.
[thuds, grunts]
You guys forgot something.
My date!
No, your crowns.
And there's the sass.
Thank you for saving me. You guys are amazing.
That's what we've been trying to tell you, girl.
We are the Kings of Kinkou.
Whoo!
Oh, thank you, freshman.
Oh, and uh-uh, stay in school
'cause I doubt you'll inherit an island like we did.
Okay. [chuckles]
Well, hello, Rondo.
Looks like you ran into Mikayla.
You know, Boom, as happy as it makes me
to see Rondo hanging off that locker,
dude, we can't just walk away.
Oh, yeah, we forgot to pants him.
What? No, wait a minute.
We've got to let him down.
We're kings, not bullies.
[Boomer] You're right.
Sorry, man.
Aw.
Hey, Boomer?
You finally got my name right.
You know, that almost makes up for completely dissing me.
Yeah, I'm sorry I forgot about the date you made up,
but maybe we could have one dance.
Let's see how awesome you are, Dawson.
♪♪ [slow]
Aw, Pierce, there's no shame
in losing your date to a king, big guy.
If you're a king,
then where's your queen? [laughs]
You wanna dance,
Poca-hotness?
[chuckles]
[yelps, thuds]
I already have a date with King Brady.
You do?
I mean, yeah--
yeah, you do.
Mikayla, you look amazing.
Where'd you get the dress?
Oh, just a little something I picked up.
[no audible dialogue]
So, uh, what made you change your mind about being my date?
I saw something that made me realize you are pretty kingly.
Oh, you saw that?
[chuckles]
I mean, it's not that kingly,
but it's called the Robot.
Let's, uh-- Let's save that for the dance floor.
Wait a second, Mikayla, you wanna dance?
I'd be honored, King Brady.
♪ Oh, oh, at the top of the world ♪
Mikayla, not that I'm complaining,
but haven't you worn that dress, like, every day this month?
And I'm rockin' it, yo.
Plus it cost you $180,000.
[object whistling in air]
[mail crate crashes]
[Mason] Mail drop!
Sweet. I'm expecting some prom pictures from Awesome Dawson.
She'll be with her date,
but she says she'll tape my face over his.
See you next month, mailman.
All right.
Oh, uh, here's a letter to Lanny from Rondo.
Huh. I wonder what those two have to talk about?
We should probably get this to him.
Where is he, anyway?
Hmm. He was out here waiting for the mail drop.
Seriously,
can't we just get a mailbox?
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Yes!