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- THE SUN IS SHINING.
THERE'S A LIGHT OCEAN BREEZE.
SEEMS LIKE THE PERFECT DAY TO RELAX BY THE WATER,
UNLESS YOU'VE EVER SEEN JAWS.
AS FOR ME, I'M NO GREAT WHITE.
I'M JUST PALE.
BUT I DO SMELL TOURISTS EATING BURGERS AND FRIES.
FAST FOOD, FASTER FINGERS.
YOU'RE AWARE YOU'RE IN DANGER, RIGHT?
- I AM?
- A LOT OF DANGEROUS THINGS, LIKE THIS BIRD?
THAT BIRD IS FREAKING ME OUT RIGHT NOW.
HE'S BEEN WATCHING YOU SINCE YOU WALKED OVER.
- OKAY, THAT'S A LITTLE-- THAT IS A LITTLE FREAKY.
YOU'VE GOT DANGLY EARRINGS.
- YEAH, I DO. - THEY'RE LOVELY.
- THANK YOU.
- BUT I MEAN, A BIRD MIGHT COME IN AND--
[imitates bird]
- [laughs]
- HOW EASILY DO THEY COME OFF?
COULD YOU TAKE ONE OFF?
YEAH, SEE.
YOU WANT TO BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THIS, OKAY?
- OKAY. - YOU WANT TO BE
VERY, VERY, VERY CAREFUL.
ALL RIGHT? - OKAY.
- BECAUSE THE THING IS, IS OUT HERE,
SHINY OBJECTS-- HERE, GRAB MY WRIST.
GRAB MY WRIST. HOLD ONTO THE WRIST.
YEAH, DON'T LET GO. DON'T LET GO OF THE WRIST.
OOH, OOH, OOPS.
- I'M ANDREW MAYNE. I'M A MAGICIAN.
AND I LOVE...
TO SCREW WITH PEOPLE.
- [screams] - WHOA.
- [exclaims]
- WHAT IS THIS? OH, MY GOD.
- ON THE STREET, IN PUBLIC, IN PRIVATE...
MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
I ESPECIALLY LOVE TO MESS WITH THOSE
WHO NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON.
- I'M BIGGER THAN YOU. - I'M FAST.
DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE
YOU WANT TO GET EVEN WITH, SOMEONE WHO'S DONE YOU WRONG?
- [gasps] - I'LL FIND YOU.
- I'M THE IDIOT. - THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING.
- WHAT THE-- - OH, MY GOD!
- YOU WANT TO BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THIS, OKAY?
- OKAY. - YOU WANT TO BE VERY,
VERY, VERY CAREFUL, ALL RIGHT?
BECAUSE THE THING IS, IS OUT HERE,
SHINY OBJECTS-- HERE, GRAB MY WRIST.
GRAB MY WRIST.
HOLD ONTO THE WRIST. YEAH, DON'T LET GO.
DON'T LET GO OF THE WRIST.
NOT TOO TIGH-- OOH, OOH, OOPS.
- WHAT DID YOU DO?
- NOW, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
I TOLD YOU, YOU HAD TO BE CAREFUL WITH THAT.
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THE BIRD DID IT.
MAYBE IT FELL IN YOUR FOOD.
OPEN UP, LET'S SEE. - WHAT DID YOU--
- MAYBE IT'S IN THE FOOD.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
- OH, MY GOD! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?
- OPEN UP, OPEN UP, OPEN UP.
COME HERE. - I--
- LET'S GO OVER HERE. COME HERE.
OPEN THIS UP. - OKAY.
- TOUCH THIS.
YEAH, TAKE-- OPEN THAT UP.
- OH, I--OH. - YOUR SALAD, HERE.
JUST--JUST--YOU KNOW WHAT?
JUST TO BE SURE, LET'S CHECK, LET'S SEE.
I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH YOUR FOOD.
- ARE YOU REALLY SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
- I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH YOUR FOOD.
STYROFOAM--THAT'S NOT IT.
I GOT IT, SO GO AHEAD, STICK YOUR FINGER IN THERE.
- [sighs]
- NO, NO, NO.
- REALLY? - DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER FOOD?
- NO, ALL I HAVE IS THIS. IT'S MY DRESSING.
- ALL RIGHT, CHECK THAT.
DUMP IT OUT.
- THIS IS MY EARRING COVERED IN RANCH...
- THAT'S YOUR EARRING. - DRESSING.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
- BEST THING YOU CAN DO,
KEEP A TIGHT GRIP ON THAT, OKAY?
DON'T LET GO. KEEP--SQUEEZE REAL TIGHT.
- OKAY. - OKAY?
DON'T LET GO.
LIKE, OOH, OOH, OOH, TOO TIGHT, TOO TIGHT.
- NO! - WHAT'S INSIDE THERE?
COME OVER HERE. COME OVER HERE.
COME OVER HERE. JUST--WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
- I HAVE CHICKEN TENDERS.
- TAKE A BITE OUT OF ONE.
THAT LOOKS SUSPICIOUS.
- I'M NERVOUS.
- IT'S JUST CHICKEN.
CAREFUL, THERE MIGHT BE A RING IN THERE.
NO? OKAY.
TAKE THE FRIES OUT. TAKE THE FRIES OUT.
IS THERE ANY OTHER FOOD IN THERE?
- NO, JUST THIS.
WHAT?
[gasps] GROSS. WHAT?
- IS THAT YOUR RING?
- YES.
- TASTE IT, JUST TO BE SURE.
- GRAB MY WRIST. - OKAY.
- OKAY, GRAB THE WRIST REALLY TIGHT, LIKE--OKAY?
- OKAY. - DON'T LET GO OF THE WRIST.
- OKAY. REALLY TIGHT, REALLY-- - YEAH.
- THAT'S A LITTLE TOO TIGHT.
- OH, WOW.
THAT'S AWESOME.
- YOUR RING MIGHT BE SOMEWHERE IN YOUR FOOD.
- OH, YEAH?
- I'M SURE IT'S IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
- YEAH?
IT BETTER BE.
OKAY, DUDE.
- SOMEONE'S ALWAYS GOT TO BE THE WISE GUY.
OKAY. TODAY, THAT WAS ME.
BUT I HAVE MY OWN SHOW, SO TOO BAD.
DANI AND MIKE ON THE OTHER HAND ARE LIVING LIFE
AS VICTIMS TO THEIR PRANKSTER ROOMMATE.
HE DOES NOT HAVE HIS OWN SHOW.
HE JUST RUTHLESSLY PRANKS EVERYONE HE KNOWS.
IT'S TIME FOR PAYBACK.
THIS CLOWN IS GOING DOWN.
- HI, I'M DANI. - HI, I'M MIKE.
- AND WE ARE ABSOLUTELY OVER OUR ROOMMATE PRANKING US.
- EVEN BEFORE I REALLY KNEW DANIEL,
I HAD HEARD PLENTY OF STORIES
FROM OTHER PEOPLE, HORROR STORIES.
- TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW.
- I AM MOVING JEREMY'S CAR,
SO THAT HE THINKS IT GOT TOWED.
- AT FIRST GLANCE, HE SEEMS LIKE
A COMPLETELY NORMAL PERSON.
- ACTUALLY, HE MIGHT THINK IT GOT STOLEN,
WHICH WOULD BE EVEN FUNNIER.
- BUT HE'S ACTUALLY JUST DEVIOUS AS CAN BE.
- HE'S REALLY SMART ABOUT THE PRANKS.
THEY'RE, LIKE, ELABORATE, THINKING PRANKS.
- [robot voice] I'M SORRY, DANI.
- WAIT, THINGS ARE GOING AWAY
EVERY TIME I DO SOMETHING.
- I'M SORRY, DANI. I CAN'T DO THAT.
- WHAT DID YOU DO? - WHAT DID YOU--
- WAIT, WHAT DID YOU DO TO SET IT OFF?
- OH, MY GOD. - I'M SORRY, DANI.
- NO! - IT'S OUT OF CONTROL.
- WELCOME TO MY HOME. - [laughs]
- DANIEL PUT AN AD ON CRAIGSLIST
WRITTEN IN SPANISH, SAYING THAT
I WAS GIVING AWAY A FREE IPHONE.
I GOT SOMETHING LIKE 35 OR 40 PHONE CALLS
BETWEEN MIDNIGHT AND 2:00 A.M.
- HE'S A LUNATIC. - [laughs]
- I THINK WE'VE BEEN PRANKED ENOUGH TIMES AND
WE'VE WITNESSED HIM PRANKING ENOUGH PEOPLE
WITHOUT ANY REPERCUSSIONS FOR WAY TOO LONG.
- IT'S BEST HE LEARN A LESSON
BEFORE HE OVERSTEPS HIS BOUNDARIES.
WE WANT TO GET HIM BACK BAD. - YEAH.
- DID YOU DO ANYTHING TO HIM FOR THIS TO HAPPEN?
- NO, AND THAT'S-- IT'S JUST HIS NATURE.
- I KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT PLAYING PRANKS.
YOU KEEP WANTING TO OUTDO YOURSELF.
- YEAH, HE LIKES TO OUTDO HIMSELF,
YEAH, DEFINITELY.
- HE'S GONNA SELL YOU INTO SLAVERY ON, LIKE,
SOME SORT OF THE MIDDLE EASTERN NEWSPAPER OR SOMETHING.
- IT'S PROBABLY ALREADY HAPPENED AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT.
- LET'S NOT GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS.
- MIKE AND I, WE'RE GENERALLY THE VICTIMS.
I THINK WE ARE THE TWO PEOPLE
WHO WANT TO GET HIM BACK THE MOST.
- NOT COOL. NOT IN THE FOOD.
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
SO WHERE'S MIKE? - HE'S IN CLASS.
- I'LL BE HONEST.
PRANKING A PRANKSTER IS THE HARDEST THING.
THERE'S A CHANCE HE MIGHT SEE SOMETHING
COMING A MILE AWAY, SO THIS HAS TO BE ELABORATE.
- YEAH. - WHAT DOES HE WANT OUT OF LIFE?
WHAT DOES HE WANT? WHAT CAN WE TOY WITH THERE?
- HE JUST WANTS TO BE SUCCESSFUL AFTER HE GRADUATES,
AND--HE'S A FILM EDITOR. - FILM EDITOR.
- AND HE'S REALLY GOOD.
HE'S A REALLY GOOD EDITOR.
- SO MAYBE WHAT WE DO
SHOULD MAYBE INVOLVE THAT.
IS THERE ANYTHING THAT HE EVER TORTURES YOU
WITH IN PARTICULAR?
IS THERE A MOVIE HE TRIES TO GET YOU
TO WATCH ALL THE TIME?
- YES, IT'S CALLED KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE.
IT'S THIS REALLY OLD '80s CAMPY HORROR MOVIE
ABOUT THESE KILLER CLOWNS
THAT COME FROM OUTER SPACE AND KILL PEOPLE.
- I COULD TELL THAT FROM THE TITLE.
- [laughs] YEAH, BUT HE TRIES
TO GET ME TO WATCH THAT ONE A LOT.
- CLOWNS. - CLOWNS.
- CLOWNS, HM.
I'LL HELP MAKE THIS HAPPEN,
BUT THEN I'M GONNA NEED YOU AND MIKE
TO COME OUT AND TELL HIM EXACTLY WHY THIS TOOK PLACE.
- OKAY.
- THERE'S NO BACKING DOWN ON THAT.
ARE YOU UP FOR THAT? - I'M UP FOR IT.
I'M UP FOR IT. - SOUND GOOD?
- YES.
- UH, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN
EXPLAINING TO THE JEWELRY CLEANER.
- OH, IT'S ON.
PRANKSTER SHOWDOWN AT HIGH NOON.
DANIEL WANTS TO BE A MOVIE EDITOR.
WELL, I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO USE HIS DREAMS TO CRUSH HIM.
THIS WILL BE ONE HOLLYWOOD ENDING
HE'LL NEVER SEE COMING. STAY TUNED.
EVENTUALLY, IT'S TIME TO BREAK THE NEWS.
BEST ENTERTAINMENT 25ยข CAN BUY.
HEY, EXCUSE ME, MISS, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
DO YOU READ?
- I LOVE TO READ.
- DO YOU READ NEWSPAPERS?
- UM-- - THAT'S A NO.
- MY DAD GETS THE NEW YORK TIMES EVERY DAY.
- THAT'S THE SAME AS YOU READING, RIGHT?
THAT DOESN'T COUNT.
WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR NEWS?
- ON THE INTERNET.
- WHERE DO YOU READ IT? - ON MY PHONE.
- YOUR PHONE? - MM-HMM.
- YOU KNOW, THE INTERNET, PHONE,
NEWSPAPERS, ALL OF IT COMES FROM THE SAME PLACE.
LET ME SHOW YOU. - OKAY.
- DO YOU HAVE YOUR PHONE ON YOU?
- OF COURSE.
- SO HERE, JUST-- WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO
IS HOLD ONTO THAT RIGHT THERE.
LET ME SEE.
- OH, NO!
- DO YOU HAVE YOUR PHONE ON YOU? - OF COURSE.
WHAT?
OH, NO!
- READ THAT.
- UM, WHOA.
SO, UM--
OH, I KNOW.
- NEWS ALERT. DANIEL'S GOING TO GET SCREWED.
I MEAN, HIS ROOMMATES CAN'T EVEN RELAX
IN THEIR OWN APARTMENT.
THEY NEVER KNOW WHEN DANIEL WILL STRIKE.
- I WAS IN THE SHOWER.
HE GOT A TEN-HOUR LOOP OF HITLER YELLING,
"NEIN," ON HIS IPOD AND
JUST SLIPPED IT UNDER THE DOOR.
SO I HAD TO LISTEN TO THAT TILL I GOT OUT.
IT WAS JUST, "NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN."
IT WAS THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE.
- WELL, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
WE'LL HAVE TO PROTECT WHERE WE SLEEP,
AND SOMETIMES, YOU GOT TO BREAK SOME RULES
WHEN YOU WANT TO MARK YOUR TERRITORY.
TAG, SHE'S IT.
POINT TO A COLOR.
- RED.
- RED, GOOD CHOICE.
[can rattling]
SO WHAT ARE THE LAST FOUR DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
- 8616. - 8616?
AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- LINDA.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- [gasps] OH, MY GOD.
- THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL.
DANIEL'S A PRANKSTER WHO CAN'T BE TRUSTED,
BUT KARMA'S A ***.
I'M GOING AFTER THE ULTIMATE PRANKSTER,
AND I'M THINKING BIG.
HEY, DANIEL, WORD TO THE WISE,
ALWAYS WATCH YOUR BACK.
WOULD YOU TRUST ME WITH YOUR SECRETS?
LET'S SEE IF SHE WILL.
WAIT. - HI.
- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED THERAPY.
- LIKE I NEED SOME THERAPY?
- I'M DOING STREET THERAPY. - OKAY.
- I THOUGHT MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU'RE DEALING WITH,
MAYBE SOME SECRET, SOME SORT OF BURDEN.
I WANT TO HELP YOU WITH THAT.
- OKAY. - NOTHING CRIMINAL.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO TO JAIL. - [laughs]
- NOW, WE'RE NOT GONNA TELL THESE GUYS,
AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE TO TELL ME.
BUT I'M GONNA HAVE YOU WRITE IT DOWN.
IT'S PART OF THE PROCESS. - OKAY.
- SOMETHIN' JUICY THOUGH.
- [laughs] - YOU GOT SOMETHING?
- OKAY. - NOW DON'T SHOW ME, OKAY?
I'M GONNA STEP OVER HERE.
I WANT YOU TO WRITE IT DOWN.
- OKAY. - ALL RIGHT?
AS YOU WRITE IT DOWN, I WANT YOU
TO FEEL THE RELEASE.
I WANT YOU TO FEEL IT COMING OUT OF YOU.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE ART THERAPY,
BUT YOU'RE REALLY JUST SORT OF WRITING IT OUT.
AND AS YOU DO THIS, YOU SHOULD
ALREADY FEEL A LITTLE BIT BETTER.
PEN? ALL RIGHT. - OKAY.
- HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO, IS FOLD THAT UP.
DON'T LET ME SEE IT.
I'LL TAKE THE CLIPBOARD. - OKAY.
- TIGHT, NICE LITTLE PACKAGE.
I'M GONNA SEE IF I CAN PICK UP ON THIS,
JUST FROM YOUR BODY LANGUAGE.
I WANT YOU TO SPIN AROUND FOR ME.
ALL RIGHT. - [laughs]
- OKAY. LET'S JUST--IT'S OKAY.
OKAY.
- WHOA.
HOW DID YOU-- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
- IT'S THE WAY YOU CARRY YOURSELF.
- I'M EVEN TEARING UP.
- TELL YOU WHAT. LET'S TAKE THIS--
WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS,
WE'RE GONNA GET RID OF THIS SECRET.
DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE KNOWING IT.
JUST LETTING GO.
- [squeals] OH-HO-HO, MY GOODNESS.
- YOU CAN ALREADY FEEL BETTER,
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ANYBODY.
- THANKS, MAN.
- THERE'S A CLASSIC PRANK FOR YOU.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, DANI AND MIKE ARE READY
TO GET SOME SWEET, SWEET REVENGE ON THEIR ROOMMATE.
WE'RE GONNA RAISE THE STAKES AND
GIVE THIS "PRANKSTER SLASH WANNABE FILMMAKER"
A CALL FROM A HOLLYWOOD STUDIO.
THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME.
HELLO, IS THIS DANIEL? HI.
YOUR FILM PROFESSOR GAVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
I'M CALLING FROM D.T.A.M. STUDIOS.
YEAH, WE'RE NEW.
LISTEN, MY BOSS ANDREW WOULD LIKE TO MEET WITH YOU.
CAN YOU COME TO THE SET TOMORROW AT 2:00?
GREAT. WE'LL EMAIL YOU DIRECTIONS.
OH, AND DANIEL?
DON'T BE LATE.
YOU WANT TO PRANK A PRANKSTER,
YOU GOT TO LIE-- A BIG LIE.
I'M TALKIN' O.J. SIMPSON, "I DIDN'T DO IT" LIE.
I'M GOING BIG, AND DANIEL DOESN'T SUSPECT A THING.
THIS YOUNG PUP IS GOING
TO BE BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS.
HE HAS NO IDEA HE'S ON A ONE-WAY TRIP
TO THE DOGHOUSE.
I'M FEELING BAD TO THE BONE.
HEY THERE. - HI.
- LOOK AT ALL THIS SPACE.
THIS IS, LIKE, THE BEST PLACE OUT HERE.
- WELL, THEY HAVE IT ROPED OFF.
- IT'S--YEAH. YOU BREAK RULES.
- UH, NO, I TRY NOT TO, ACTUALLY.
- TAKE A JOURNEY WITH ME.
THERE. THERE, HOW DOES THAT FEEL?
- JUST--IT FEELS LIKE I SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.
- JUST KEEP IT RIGHT THERE, ALL RIGHT?
TAKE A BREATH.
- AH, THAT IS NICE. - AH, RIGHT?
- YEAH. BUT I MEAN--
- LOOK, IT SAYS, "NO DOGS," NOT "NO HUMANS."
- THAT'S TRUE, THAT'S TRUE.
- BUT THAT "NO DOGS," A LITTLE RACIST.
- RACIST? - YEAH.
- OH, WELL, 'CAUSE THEY DO DAMAGE.
- I'M NOT GONNA STAND FOR THIS.
- [gasps]
- I THINK THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO DISCRIMINATE UNFAIRLY.
- [gasps]
OH, MY GOODNESS! - YEAH.
- LOOK AT YOU!
- YEAH, LOOK AT YOU. - OH, HI.
OH, YOU'RE SO CUTE.
YOU'RE SO CUTE!
[gasps]
OKAY, HE'S GOING TO--OH.
I HAVE TWO CATS.
THEY WON'T APPRECIATE THIS.
THEY--YOU'RE SO CUTE.
OH, LOOK AT YOU.
YOU'RE SO CUTE.
- YOU EVER BREAK ANY RULES?
- EVERY NOW AND AGAIN, I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO BREAK A RULE.
- WHAT'S, LIKE, THE WORST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE?
- UH, I GOT ARRESTED ONE TIME.
- WHAT FOR? - THEFT.
- WHAT'D YOU STEAL? - A PACK OF GUM.
- THIS WAS LAST WEEK?
- NO, I WAS A LITTLE BIT YOUNGER THEN.
I WAS, LIKE, 12. - OH, 12.
- YEAH. - THIS IS A DUMB RULE.
- [laughs]
- HERE, THERE YOU GO.
YOU BELIEVE THIS? WHAT DOES IT SAY?
IT SAYS, "NO DOGS."
- WHAT THE HELL? [laughs]
OH, MY GOSH!
WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?
- OH, THANK YOU.
HELLO.
OH, THAT'S NOT UNUSUAL AT ALL.
I KNOW. OH, OH.
- IT'S SHOWTIME. DANIEL'S ABOUT TO
WALK ON THE SET I BUILT JUST FOR HIM.
HE MUST BE SO EXCITED.
DANI TOLD ME ONE OF HIS FAVORITE MOVIES
IS ABOUT KILLER CLOWNS, AND WE'RE ALL
GONNA DIE LAUGHING WHEN I'M DONE.
HE THINKS HE'S ON HIS WAY TO MEET WITH A PRODUCER
THAT'S GONNA GIVE HIM HIS BIG BREAK.
WHAT HE DOESN'T KNOW IS HE'S GOING TO MEET ME,
A.K.A. PUNISHMENT.
- RIGHT HERE. - OKAY.
- GIVE ME ONE SECOND, ALL RIGHT? - SURE.
- THANKS.
HOW YOU DOIN'? YOU'RE DANIEL?
- GOOD. YEAH. YEAH, NICE TO MEET YOU.
- GOOD TO MEET YOU, DANIEL.
I HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU.
I HEAR YOU'RE A GREAT EDITOR,
BUT THIS IS THE REAL DEAL. CAN YOU HANDLE IT?
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
- I PROMISE THIS WILL BE
THE BIGGEST LESSON IN YOUR LIFE.
IN FACT, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.
- OKAY.
both: HEY DANIEL! SURPRISE!
- IT'S US.
- WE ARE SO SICK OF YOUR PRANKS, DANIEL.
- NOW IT'S PAYBACK TIME. - [chuckles]
- YOU THINK THIS IS A REAL SET, DON'T YOU?
- IT LOOKED LIKE IT, YEAH.
- YOU THINK I'M A PRODUCER.
- [chuckles] ARE YOU NOT?
- YOU THINK YOU'RE HERE FOR A MEETING.
- YEAH. HOW ARE--I-- BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
- A FAKE FLOWER.
- SO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DOES, RIGHT?
- YEAH. - IF I DO THAT--
- [laughs]
- ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS JUST FOLLOW ALONG.
COME OVER HERE. - OKAY. [laughs]
- JUST WANT TO STAY RIGHT HERE BECAUSE
THIS IS WHERE THE REAL FUN BEGINS.
ACTION!
[all shouting]
LET'S DO IT!
[all cackling]
- WHOO!
- WHOA!
[all cheering]
- HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH CLOWNING AROUND?
- UM, WELL-- - I HAVEN'T!
[all cheering]
[laughter and cheering]
both: ONE, TWO, THREE!
- [laughs]
- HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOSE CONTROL?
- OH, MY GOSH. [chuckles]
- SO THE WAY YOU JUST FELT-- - YEAH.
- THERE ARE SOME OTHER PEOPLE THAT FELT JUST LIKE THAT.
- [laughs]
[all cheering]
- [laughs]
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL THEM?
- OH, MY GOSH. - UH, WELL DONE.
[cheers and applause]
- I WANT TO HEAR A DEAL.
HOW ABOUT A YEAR HIATUS ON THESE GUYS?
NO PRANKS FOR A YEAR.
- OKAY. - IS THAT THE DEAL?
- ALL RIGHT, DEAL. NO PRANKS FOR A YEAR.
- I'LL SHAKE ON IT.
[cheers and applause]
- COME ON.
[all cheering]
THAT'S HOW YOU PRANK A PRANKSTER.
- THAT WAS GOOD. WE DID GOOD.
- YEAH, YEAH. - WE GOT YOU GOOD.
- I FEEL ACCOMPLISHED... - I DO TOO.
- AND ALSO A LITTLE BIT BAD,
- A LITTLE REMORSEFUL. - NAH, I DON'T FEEL BAD.
I DON'T FEEL BAD. - I NEVER FEEL BAD
AFTER MY PRANKS, SO--
[laughter]
- HEY, I GOT YOU A QUARTER.
OH, YOU DIDN'T NEED IT.
AW, I'M GLAD YOU GOT YOUR PHONE OUT.
- I DID. - LET ME SEE IT AGAIN.
- OH, NO.
- TAKE A PICTURE?
- OH, YEAH, YEAH. DEFINITELY.
- COOL, HERE.
- ALL RIGHT, WAIT.
- I MEANT US TOGETHER? I'M KIDDING.
- YES. - OH, OKAY.
- I WAS GONNA DO IT TOGETHER.
- ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT, THANKS. - HEY!
- [laughs] I'M KIDDING.