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CLARISSA: It's all to do with sex and breeding
JENNIFER: Good and rough
CLARISSA: The only exercise I take really
CLARISSA: Do you have any tips for picking up men? They must be hung.
JENNIFER: I've got a friend, Willy, he's an Italian
CLARISSA: Oh don't Jennifer, I feel weak at the knees!
CLARISSA: I suppose you're totally hooked on Italian?
JENNIFER: I am yes, I love it, but I also like greek - the virginer, the better.
CLARISSA: Hello!
LUMBERJACKS: Hello!
JENNIFER: Good morning, what a pretty line-up
CLARISSA: Well I'll have the gentlemen shall I?
JENNIFER: We can't have you savaging the men!
CLARISSA: I'm going to make a lot of noise dear, so you can carry on if you like
JENNIFER: Crazed with ***!
CLARISSA: Well that was a lot of fun,
CLARISSA: but I'll tell you what I'd really like to do...
MAN: I'm sure that could be possible...
JENNIFER: What excitement are you up to?
CLARISSA: I'm gonna jerk my pork man!
JENNIFER: God be praised...
CLARISSA: What are you up to next?
JENNIFER: Gentlemen's savoury delights
CLARISSA: oh!
JENNIFER: I'll go and see what that Clarissa's up to. I want to see this jerk pit!
JENNIFER: Heavens! What are you doing?
CLARISSA: It's not.. I'm not... you have a go Jennifer, you might be better than me
CLARISSA: What you want to do is rub...
JENNIFER: It's beautiful!
CLARISSA: And eventually it will come good on you
JENNIFER: Sort of rapid fire motion?
CLARISSA: Strengthens the wrist splendidly
CLARISSA: So I'm done, can I help you at all? we could probably do it ourselves Jennifer
JENNIFER: A bit of convent training comes in useful here
CLARISSA: I think one should strip to the bare essentials Jennifer
JENNIFER: I feel it's slightly naughty and immoral, with these charming little ***...
JENNIFER: can I have a lick?
CLARISSA: Yes of course!
CLARISSA: Wet nurses nipples!
JENNIFER: Delicious!
JENNIFER: Now I'm going to do my little trick
CLARISSA: Terrible things with the kitchen vibrator Jennifer?
JENNIFER: I invented it!
CLARISSA: And what I'm going to ask you to do is play with it
JENNIFER: I've never done that before.
CLARISSA: well it's alright, I've had lots of practice.
CLARISSA: Boing! boing! boing!
CLARISSA: And then you just keep going - hours of endless fun!
JENNIFER: Use your fingers, for heavens sake!
JENNIFER: You know there's a terrible thing you can do
JENNIFER: you can shove a potato up the exhaust...
JENNIFER: and shove the pope's nose in
CLARISSA: And like Jennifer's rabbit you just keep pushing it in patiently
JENNIFER: I'm nearly at the end Clarissa
CLARISSA: Well anyway the polo team will cheer us up I expect
JENNIFER: I'm very fond of them
CLARISSA: such beautiful young men I must say, and they have gang bangs
JENNIFER: Story of my life!
CLARISSA: hahahaha
NUN: Well I have a man once a week
JENNIFER: Well I don't know anyone who doesn't
CLARISSA: Better than going to the gym
JENNIFER: Anything is better than going to the gym!
The ladies have done us proud
CLARISSA: It was a triumph!
JENNIFER: It was several triumphs!
CLARISSA: Jennifer will show you some dazzling tricks
JENNIFER: An old bird stuffed with a great big thick old ***!
CLARISSA: A lot of good in an old *** isn't there
CLARISSA: I had one of those explode on me once
JENNIFER: What a terrible thought!
CLARISSA: It was that big...