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Larry: I got a full day today.
Ryan: What else is going on?
Larry: Oh, I got a lot of things that I can't talk about yet.
Ryan: [laughing] You can't talk about it?
Larry: Yeah!
Ryan: You can't talk about it?
Larry: No.
Sisany: Don't you wish you could read his mind?
Ryan: Can you tell me after the show?
Larry: I'll tell you.
Ryan: Is it good stuff?
Larry: Yeah, I think so.
Ryan: Well, now I'm dying to know what it is! I'm curious!
Larry: Get a psychic ability!
Sisany: That's what I said, now you can read his mind!
Ryan: Alright, let's go to Liz in La Mirada.
I got a lot of people calling in, the lines are jammed.
Larry: I'll do this again. If you like me as a regular...
Ryan: Do I like you? I love you!
Larry: No, no. I'll tell you what, I'd like to see this--
Alright, here's one of the things I wanted to tell you.
Ryan: Alright, tell me.
Larry: I've been in broadcasting 53 years.
Twenty five on CNN!
And one of the things I miss the most is this.
Ryan: Well, there's a rumor that I might not be here next year, so you might wanna think about it seriously.
Larry: Well the only thing I would have difficulty with is I don't know the music.
I don't know all the- I couldn't tell you the Top 40 on the Billboard list.
I know that song they sing at the Dodger's Stadium in the 8th inning.
You know, in the 8th inning!
Ryan: Well, I know that one, too, but we don't play that one.
Larry: That's a good song!
Ryan: Well, how about this one? You know this one? ♫ Black Eyed Peas- Rock Your Body ♫
Larry: It sounds like somebody cracking walnuts! [laughs] ♫ Black Eyed Peas- Rock Your Body ♫
Larry: Hey, I wanna ask you a question!
Larry: [imitating the chorus to 'Rock Your Body'] I wanna hop on a rock right now!
Ryan: There you go!
Larry: And I bet that's the whole lyric. I wanna hop on a rock right now! I'm gonna hop on a rock, hop on a rock...
Ryan: That's the Black Eyed Peas! That's your buddy Will.I.Am!
Larry: I like Will.I.Am! That's rap. What happened to melodies? What happened to things you can hum?
Ryan: Well, uh, melodies died.
Larry: I'll give you a simple melody
Tell me what happened to this, this is Sinatra. ♫ Someday, when I'm awfully low ♫
♫ and the world is cold, I will feel a glow ♫
♫ Just thinking of you and the way you look tonight ♫
Now, why would that not be pleasing to the modern set?
Ryan: Are you saying that this is any different? ♫ You spin my head right round, right round ♫
Larry: Yes! I would say it's different.
No, what I mean is, I would do this show, I would need the help of this crew.
They would be plugging in the music but I wouldn't know what I'm playing.
I understand that that's the culture of the day, I'm not stupid.
Ryan: Would you consider the two of us?
Larry: Oh, a co-morning show? In a minute!
Ryan: What if we did it on radio and/or on television?
Larry: Both would be phenomenal!
See, I think we'd be a hit on television and radio.
Kind of simul-cast!
Ryan: Yeah!
Larry: Simul-casted? Get our own cable network!
Do other shows in the afternoon or at night.
You and I, every morning, like a duo.
Anything can happen!
See, that's the best thing you can do. The best show you can do is that show which is not predictable.
Ryan: Well, I'm worried though!
If you're going to be my partner, you get nervous on live television.
Larry: I'll get over it! [laughs]
I'll try!
Ryan: And you can get up early?
Larry: Oh yeah, I'm up early every morning.
It;s like someone said, you gotta be there at 7:00, what's that?
First, I got two young boys at home so I'm up early anyway.
Yeah, I'm up everyday at ten to 6:00 am.
Ryan: So, what you're saying to me then is the rest of your day has something to do with radio?
Larry: You mean today? Ryan: Yeah.
Larry: You mean today? No, it doesn't have anything to do with radio.
But I'm considering, if you're making an offer.
Ryan: Well I'm not making an offer because I don't have the authority, in this moment,
but I think we should throw out there, to the universe, that you and I-
Larry: I would wildly consider doing a funny show with you.
The thing I miss the most is humor.
I don't get a chance to do humor. That's what I miss.
That's why I do stage appearances just to make people laugh!
Ryan: I figure, if you did this long enough, then you could develop a sense of humor.
Larry: I'm trying! Ryan: I know! Exactly.
Ryan: So, someday you could be funny!
Larry: I'm trying! Sisany: He is funny!
He's making us laugh!
Ryan: See, she's not with us!
Larry: You went there with the, you did the traditional way.
But he is being funny, you see. That's why you didn't get it.
He was doing it that I am funny already!
Sisanie: I have so much to learn!
Ryan: But you're cute! She's cute.
Larry: Oh, very. What's your name?
Sisanie: Thank you. Sisanie.
Larry: How do you spell that?
Sisanie: S-I-S-A-N-I-E
Larry: How'd you get that name?
Sisanie: My dad is from Peru and the little town he was born in was called 'Sisa.'
So he named me after the town.
Larry: He named you after the town? Where are you from, Atlanta?
You could've been a big hit if you were Atlanta Seacoast.
Ryan: Well my name is SeaCREST.
Larry: Ah but Atlanta Seacoast because Atlanta doesn't have a seacoast. You would be immensely popular!
Ryan: I could've been Fullton Landlocked, as well!
Larry: 'Did you hear that guy Atlanta Seacoast today?' 'But I thought Atlanta doesn't have a seacoast?'
'But they hear him.'
Ryan: Let's go to Danielle. Danielle, go ahead!
Ryan: Danielle, you with us?
Danielle: Hi Ryan, hi Larry!
Larry: Oh I thought it said 'Daniel.' Alright, yeah, Danielle?
Danielle: I desperately need a psychic reading!
Larry: Oh, if it's desperate, I understand why, then.
This is the call of the morning because this is a desperate situation.
And Danielle, some of it I will not mention on the air in deference to Bob.
Danielle: Bob? Are you serious?
Larry: I will not get into the Bob thing.
Larry: Do you want me to get into it? Danielle: Oh my god.
Larry: Do you want me to get into the Bob thing?
Danielle: Yeah!
Larry: Danielle, it's time to dump him.
Danielle: Oh, no!
Larry: Yes, he's a plague on you, Danielle. A plague.
Danielle: That's true.
Larry: Now, there's another guy you're gonna meet. I'm gonna change your life.
You're going to meet a guy tomorrow.
Larry: Winthrom.
Danielle: Really?
Larry: You're gonna meet him at Dunkin Donuts.
Danielle: Dunkin Donuts?
Larry: Yeah, wherever you can find a Dunkin ' Donuts.
Larry: Go in- Danielle: I don't think we have one at my house...
Larry: Not are your house! That's why you're desperate then.
You see, people go out of there house.
Most people don't have a Dunkin Donuts in their home.
If you go out, you'll find one.
Look it up in the-do they still have the Yellow Pages?
Ryan: I think, yeah, 411.
Larry: Ok, oh yeah dial 4-1-1? Still works?
Larry: In your case, Danielle, it might be 9-1-1.
You dial 4-1-1, get rid of Bob, and meet Winthrup.
And, thank me forever!
Danielle: Winthrup?
Larry: Winthrup.
Danielle: Ok, I'm going to look for a Winthrup.
Larry: At Dunkin Donuts! And dump Bob. I wasn't going to get in to what Bob's problem is.
But...we both know what it is.
Danielle: Yes.
Larry: We sure do.
Larry: You rue the day you met him.
Danielle: Oh my goodness.
Danielle: Thank you so much.
Larry: You're welcome. Ryan: Thanks for calling.
Larry: She's gotta get rid of him. She's gotta get rid of him. Danielle: I will.
Ryan: Liz, go ahead.
Liz: Hi! Ryan: Hi! You're on with Larry King.
Liz: Hi Larry!
Larry: Hi Liz.
Liz: I was wanting to get a psychic reading today.
Larry: Okay, Liz. Liz, Liz, Liz... Liz: It's actually Lissa.
Larry: Oh so it's not Liz, it's Lissa?
That changes the whole reading!
Larry: Lissa. Who is Frank?
Lissa: Frank? Larry: Frank.
Lissa: That name doesn't sound too familiar.
I had an old family friend named Frank.
Larry: Call him up.
Lissa: Call him up?
Larry: He's an old family friend. If you don't call him soon, he's going to get old and die.
You don't want that to happen!
Call Frank! He has money for you.
Lissa: Oh, okay.
Larry: I'm not kidding! Call him this morning and say Larry King told me, Frank, about it.
The first thing he'll tell you is 'Come over and get the money.'
[laughs]