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IS REPULSIVE AS IT IS.
>> THERE GO MY PANTS AGAIN.
IT IS UNBELIEVABLE.
>> IT IS LIKE A JACK IN THE
BOX OVER THERE.
>> THESE GUYS SELL THE MILK
TOUP PEAS.
YUPPIES.
THEY GO TO THE EASTERN
MARKET.
IS IT LIKE SELLING TO ALIENS
?
AN AMISH PERSON HAS TO SELL TO
THESE PEOPLE.
2* HAS TO BE WEIRD.
>> STICK TO YOUR FAKE
FIREPLACES, AMISH.
>> ON ONE SIDE YOU HAVE THE
CONSERVATIVE AMISH GUY WITH
THE LONG BEARD AND THE HIPPIE
WITH THE LONG BEARD.
>> ONE PART OF ME IS ALSO
LIKE, IF THEY WANT TO GO AND
CONTRACT DIPHTHERIA OR TYPHOID
FEVER, GO AND HAVE FUN.
IF I CAN CONTRACT IT FROM THEM
BECAUSE I AM NOT BREAKING THE
LAW AND DRINKING MY
PASTEURIZED MILK, SCREW THEM.
>> THAT'S A FAIR POINT.
THEY ARE SPREADING THEIR
ILLNESS.
>> I DIDN'T EVEN THINK IT WAS
A REAL THING.
APPARENTLY IT STILL EXISTS.
>> I'M WITH YOU.
DOWN WITH MALOKI.
>> I AM NOT AN EPIDEMIOLOGIST,
BUT IF YOU CONSUME SOMETHING
AND GET SICK FROM IT, IT IS
PROBABLY NOT AIRBORNE.
>> ANYTHING WITH A FEVER.
>> I WORRY ABOUT E-COLI.
>> THE RAPPER OR THE DISEASE?
>> IT IS THE NAME OF AN AMISH
FARMER.
>>
♪♪ E-COLI ♪♪
>>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T
CARE ANYMORE.
I DO CARE.
I CARE ABOUT EVERYBODY OUT
THERE.
COMING UP, A STORY SO
INCREDIBLE WE DECIDED NOT TO
DO THEM.
THEY ARE JUST TOO GOOD FOR
THIS LITTLE SHOW.
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN BILL SCHULZ
VISITED THE TALLEST BASKETBALL
PLAYER IN THE WORLD?
SADLY, HE RETUR
>>> PAUL STERGIS IS NOT ONLY
THE TALLEST HARLEM GLOBE
TROTTER, BUT HE IS THE TALLEST
PLAYER ON EARTH AND MAYBE EVEN
INCLUDING SATURN.
THE -- WITH THE TEAM IN TOWN
FOR ANOTHER BIG WIN "RED EYE"
INTERVIEWED THE GOLIATH AND TO
BE BOTH SO BIG AND BRITISH.
>> THANKS, GREG.
I AM AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN,
HOME OF THE RANGERS, THE
KNICKS AND THE OCCASIONAL
AWFUL GUNS AND ROSES CONCERT.
LET'S GO TO AN ARENA BIG
ENOUGH TO HOLD THE WORLD'S
TALLEST BASKETBALL PLAYER.
WELL ACTUALLY WE COULDN'T GET
INTO MSG BECAUSE OF SOMETHING
CALLED THE WESTMINSTER DOG
SHOW.
BUT WE ARE CURRENTLY RIGHT
NEXT DOOR, AND IT IT IS WHAT I
WOULD LIKE TO THINK IS THE
GREATEST CONFERENCE ROOM IN
THE WORLD.
IF WE CAN, PERSPECTIVE SHOT,
PAUL, TINY, STERGIS, A REAL
NEW YORK GIANT.
LET'S DO IT.
I WOULD BE REMISS IF I DIDN'T
ASK, WOULD YOU BE MY
VALENTINE?
>> I ALREADY HAVE SEVERAL
OFFERS, BUT I WILL TAKE THE
ROSE.
>> WOW, ALL RIGHT.
IT IS LIKE A LOT OF OTHER
WOMEN I KNOW TOO.
NOW, FOR STARTERS, YOUR ACCENT
IS VERY THICK.
WHAT PART OF HARLEM ARE YOU
FROM?
>> I AM NOT FROM HARLEM.
I AM FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM.
>> SO BRITISH HARLEM?
IS THAT NEAR SPANISH HARLEM?
>> THE UNITED KINGDOM.
THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE
WORLD.
>> WELL, WE WILL HAVE TO FIX
THAT AND EDIT IT.
YOU DID A BIG VALENTINE'S DAY
PROMOTION INVOLVING GIVING
ROSES TO LOVELY, YOUNG
LADIES.
GOT GOOD ANECDOTES FROM THAT?
WHO DID YOU MEET?
HOW DID IT GO?
>> WE WERE OUT THERE GIVING
ROSES TO THE LOVELY LADIES AND
PROMOTING OUR GAME AT MADISON
SQUARE GARDEN.
>> I NEVER SEEN ANYBODY SO
TALL.
>> YOU WERE ENTERED INTO THE
GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS
FOR BEING THE TALLEST
PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL
PLAYER.
WHAT DO YOU GET WITH THAT?
DID THEY GIVE ASSERTS CET?
DID THEY GIVE YOU A PINT OF
GUINNESS?
MAYBE A BUCKET IN YOUR CASE.
>> I GOT A OFFICIAL
CERTIFICATE IN A NICE FRAME.
THEY SAID THEY WILL PUT ME IN
THE BOOK TOO SO THAT IS COOL.
A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
READ THE BOOK, SO THEY WILL
SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL FACE.
>> AND THE BEST PART IS IN
YOUR CASE IT IS DEFINITELY
GOING TO BE A CENTER FOLD.
WHAT IS THE QUESTION THAT YOU
ARE MOST SICK OF WITH REGARDS
TO YOUR AMAZING STATURE?
>> I WOULDN'T SAY SICK OF, BUT
THE ONE THAT IRRITATES ME THE
MOST IS HOW IS THE WEATHER UP
THERE?
>> PEOPLE ACTUALLY STILL USE
THAT?
>> THEY STILL USE IT, AND THEY
STILL THINK THEY ARE THE FIRST
PERSON TO EVER ASK ME THAT
QUESTION.
>> LET ME JUST DO SOMETHING.
LET ME CROSS OFF SOMETHING
HERE.
I READ THAT YOU GUYS HAVE NOT
LOST A GAME SINCE 1971,
CORRECT?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> HERE IS MY THOUGHTS.
COME SATURDAY I AM PUTTING
$10,000 DOWN ON THE
COMPETITION.
I FIGURE WHO EVER YOU PLAY IS
DUE.
GOOD BET OR GREAT BET?
>> IF YOU DO THAT YOU MIGHT AS
WELL GIVE ME THE $10,000, IT
SEALS LIKE YOU ARE TRYING TO
THROW MONEY AWAY.
>> WHO IS THE SECOND TALLEST
PLAYER ON THE TEAM?
>> STRETCH MIDDLETON AND HE IS
7 FOOT 4.
>> DO YOU EVER LOOK AT HIM AND
SAY, STRETCH, YOU MIDGET.
>> WHAT IS YOUR SHOE SIZE?
>> SIZE 20.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ABOUT THE SIZE OF A MAN'S
FOOT.
YOUR HANDS ARE EQUALLY BIG.
>> BIG SOCKS AND BIG GLOVES.
>> CEILING FANS, DO YOU FEEL
LIKE YOU HATE THEM?
>> I HAVE TO BE CONSCIOUS OF
THEM.
I NEVER HIT MY HEAD ON A
CEILING FAN, BUT THEY ARE ONE
OF MY ENEMIES.
>> I NOTICE YOU HAVE SOME
INK.
ANY TATTOO NOTABLE?
WHAT DO SOME SAY?
>> MY INITIALS, DATE OF BIRTH,
GOT A COUPLE OF QUOTES DOWN MY
ARMS.
>> HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED
SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF
LIKE FIE-FI-FO-FUM MAYBE IN
MANDARIN?
>> I SEE WHERE YOU ARE GOING
AND NO.
>> I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING FREE,
NOT EVEN A BALL.
BUT THEY DO A FLIER FOR
CHEETAHS.
HALF OFF OF THE BUFFET.
IT IS A GENTLEMAN'S CLUB AND I
AM WEARING A TIE.
>> SO WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
WHEN DID THE HARLEM GLOBE
TROTTERS HAVE WHITE PLAYERS ?
>> IT HAS BEEN AWHILE.
>> I MUST BE OUT OF IT.
WHEN I WAS A KID I WATCHED
THEM ON THE WIDE WORLD OF
SPORTS.
>> AND THEY WERE ALL ASIAN OF
THE.
>> THEY WERE ALL ASIAN.
>> I REMEMBER THAT.
>> OH MY GOSH.
YOU KNOW WHAT I FIND AMAZING
ABOUT THAT PACKAGE IS I KNOW
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY
TO SAY, OH MY GOD HE'S TALL.
THANK GOD YOU HAVE THAT STOCK
FOOTAGE OF THAT WOMAN.
>> I WOULD LIKE TO THANK OF
THE GLOBE TROTTERS FOR SENDING
THAT FOOTAGE SO WE DON'T HAVE
TO GO ON THE STREET.
>> OH MY GOSH HE IS TALL.
>> DID YOU GET INTO HIS DATING
LIFE?
>> I DID.
THE LAST TWO GIRLS HE DATED
WERE 5 FOOT 5 AND 5 FOOT 6
RESPECTIVELY.
NOW THAT BEGS THE OBVIOUS
FOLLOW-UP QUESTION WHICH THE
GLOBE TROTTERS WOULDN'T LET ME
ASK BECAUSE IT IS A FAMILY
ORGANIZATION.
THE QUESTION STOPPED THERE.
ALL OF THE THINGS THAT ARE
GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD ARE
GOING THROUGH MINE TOO, BUT I
NEVER RESOLVED HOW THAT
WORKED.
>> WELL I CAN TELL YOU HOW IT
IT WORKS BEING 5 FOOT 5.
>> AND DATING STURGIS?
>> OH MY GOD.
JILL, WHAT IS THE TALLEST
PERSON YOU EVER DATED?
>> I DATED A PRO PLAYER ONCE
WHO IS 6 FOOT 8.
I COULD STAND UP ON MY COUCH
AND STILL BE SHORTER THAN
HIM.
WE JUST LOOKED WEIRD TOGETHER
SO WE HAD TO END IT.
>> WE HAD TO END IT, YES.
>> YOU SUPERFICIAL, AWFUL
PERSON.
>> I WILL ONLY DATE PEOPLE WHO
ARE GOOD LOOKING, BUT NOT AS
GOOD LOOKING AS ME.
THAT'S REALLY THE ONLY FACTOR.
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.
>> WOULD YOU RATHER BE SUPER
TALL OR SUPER SMALL?
>> I AM SUPER TALL.
>> HOW TALL ARE YOU?
>> 6 FOOT 4.
>> IT IS UP THERE.
>> BUT BY HUMAN BEING
STANDARDS.
NOT THAT ANIMAL WE JUST SAW.
LIKE AN ACTUAL, FUNCTIONAL
HUMAN BEING.
>> I AM OFFENDED BY THAT.
HE IS A FRIEND.
>> HOW ABOUT YOU?
SUPER TALL OR SUPER SMALL?
>> I WOULD LIKE TO BE TALLER.
I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE THAT
TALL.
>> YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE
QUESTION.
TALL PEOPLE GENERALLY ARE THE
NICEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET.
DID YOU NOTICE THAT?
THEY REALLY ARE.
THEY GO THROUGH LIFE -- LIKE
PENN GILLETTE.
I HAD A LONG CONVERSATION WITH
HIM.
HE WAS BULLIED BECAUSE LITTLE
PEOPLE SCREW WITH YOU.
THEY WOULD WIN POINTS BY
SCREWING WITH REALLY TALL
PEOPLE BECAUSE THE TALL PERSON
CAN'T FIGHT BACK BECAUSE HE
LOOKS LIKE A JERK.
THE TALL PERSON HAS TO GO
THROUGH LIFE GOING, HERE IT
COMES AGAIN.
>> EXACTLY.
GREG IS GOING TO MAKE FUN OF
MY EARRING AGAIN.
>> BUT IF THEY BRING BACK
DIGITOXING THEN WE ARE IN FOR
A WORLD OF TROUBLE.
>> AND THE PATIENCE TOO.
SAY YOU ARE REALLY FAMOUS.
YES PEOPLE WILL ASK YOU ABOUT
YOUR CELEBRITY AND PROJECTS,
BUT AFTER AWHILE THEY WILL GET
TO SOMETHING ELSE.
WHETHER YOU THAT TALL THAT IS
THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION.
YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT ANYTHING
ELSE EXCEPT ALL OF THE DUMB
QUESTIONS I JUST ASKED AND HE
ANSWERED A MILLION TIMES.
>> I AM CONVINCED 6 FOOT 5 IS
THE CUTOFF.
I HAVE A BUDDY WHO IS 6 FOOT 6
AND IT IS NOT A TOPIC OF
CONVERSATION.
PEOPLE ARE JUST AWARE I AM A
TALL PERSON.
BUT AT 6 FOOT 6 IT IS LIKE, OH
MY GOD, ARE YOU A WEIRD
PERSON.
YOU CAN'T NOT HAVE THAT
CONVERSATION.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT THAT.
>> NO, I DON'T.
>> DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT ON
THE SHOW?
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YOU KNOW WHAT IS FUNNY, IF I
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>>> WELCOME BACK.
LET'S FIND OUT IF WE GOT
ANYTHING WRONG SO FAR.
FOR THAT WE GO TO MR. ANDY
LEVY.
>> THANKS, GREG.
>> STILL MAILING IT IN?
>> PHONING IT IN.
>> PHONING IT IN, YES.
MAIL TAKES TOO LONG.
ARIZONA SENATE COMMITTEE
PASSES AN ANTI-CURSING BILL.
YOU SAID, QUOTE, I SPEAK OF AN
ARIZONA STATE SENATOR.
IS THERE ANY OTHER KIND?
>> YES.
>> THERE ARE 49 OTHER KIND.
45 OTHERS IF YOU WANT TO GET
PICKY IF PENNSYLVANIA,
KENTUCKY, VIRGINIA,
MASSACHUSETTS ARE
COMMONWEALTHS AND 44 OTHER
CIEPPEDZ IF YOU COUNT HAWAII
AS A SEPARATE NATION AS YOU
SHOULD.
>> BUT WE DON'T.
>> BUT STILL.
>> BY THE WAY, WHAT ABOUT THE
TEAM, THE S
YOU FORGOT THOSE.
>> THEY ARE NOT THE STATE
SENATORS.
IS THAT JESSE JOYCE?
>> I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM
WITHOUT A HOODIE.
>> I DRESS RESPECTABLE LIKE.
>> APPARENTLY THE GAP WAS
CLOSED.
>> JESSE YOU SAID THE SHOCKING
THING ABOUT THE STORY IS ONLY
ONE PARENT COMPLAINED AND THAT
LEAD TO THIS STATE SENATOR
DOING THIS.
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE PARENT
WHO COMPLAINED TO THE STATE
SENATOR WAS NAMED FLOYD BROWN
AND HE IS A LONG-TIME
REPUBLICAN STRATEGIST WHO
PRODUCED THE WILLY HORTON HEAD
IN 1988 AND A FOUNDING
CHAIRMAN OF CITIZENS UNITED.
I SUPPOSE WE WILL NEVER
KNOW UNTIL YOU TELL ME.
>> WHAT STORIES WERE YOU
READING BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE
THAT.
>> I DO RESEARCH.
IT IS PART OF MY JOB.
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU
CAN'T ANSWER MY HYPOTHETICAL
QUESTION.
YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY ASK ME
IT.
>> I DID.
I SAID WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.
>> IT IS NOT A HYPOTHETICAL.
>> HE WAS ACTING.
>> HE DIDN'T FLAT OUT SAY IT.
HE WAS LIKE, IN THEORY WHAT IF
I SAID THIS.
>> IT IS A GAME HE LIKES TO
PLAY.
LOOK HOW SMART I AM.
WHAT IF THIS WERE TRUE.
OH, IT IS TRUE.
>> I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS
THE BEGINNING OF ESPN'S 30 FOR
30 PROMO.
>> BY THE WAY, LORI KLEIN WAS
DEMMON -- DEMONSTRATING A
LASER SCOPE AND SHE POINTED
THE GUN AT THE REPORTER.
TONT DO THAT.
THAT'S -- DON'T DO THAT.
THAT'S NOT GOOD.
JAIME, IF YOU ARE CONSTANTLY
DROPPING F-BOMB YOU ARE NOT A
GOOD TEACHER.
BUT ARE YOU A COOL TEACHER?
>> YOU MAY BE THE COOLEST
TEACHER TO THE STUDENTS, BUT
OBJECTIVELY PROBABLY IF WHAT
YOU ARE TEACHING THEM IS NOT
VERY GOOD.
>> REMEMBER OBJECTIVITY IS
SUBJECTIVE.
>> THAT'S WHAT THEY TAUGHT YOU
IN COLUMBIA.
>> I HEARD IT IN A *** ALLEN
MOVIE, BUT SAME THING PRETTY
MUCH.
JILL, YOU SAID THE FCC
REGULATES TV AND RADIO.
WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO
REGULATE WHAT PEOPLE SAY TO
EACH OTHER?
I BELIEVE WHAT THE SENATOR HAS
IN MIND IS THEY WOULD USE THE
FCC OBSCENITY GUIDELINES, BUT
THE FCC WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH THIS.
>> SO THEY WOULD LIS TONE A
GEORGE CAR LINE -- CARLIN
TAPE?
>> NO, THEY WOULD TAKE THE
THEY WOULD BARROW THOSE
GUIDELINES.
THE FCC WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO
DO WITH IT.
>> I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE
SIMPLER TO GO TO GEORGE
CARLIN.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
AND NOT PASS THE STUPID BILL.
>> EITHER ONE.
>> GREG, I AM WITH YOU.
SWEARING IN PUBLIC ALSO
BOTHERS ME.
>> IT DOES.
>> BUT THEN AGAIN I AM WITH
YOU AT THE MALL IN TIGHT JEAN
SHORTS.
>> IT IS FUN.
>> WE DO HAVE FUN.
>> YOU DON'T NOTICE THE
WORKOUT WHEN YOU HAVE A
PARTNER.
>> NO.
IT IS A NICE SUNDAY.
YOU GET YOUR FRAPPUCCINO
AFTERWARDS.
>> WHICH TOTALLY CAN SELLS OUT
THE BURN.
IT IS RIDICULOUS.
SOMETIMES HE WILL TALK ME INTO
A CINNABUN.
HE STARTS ON ONE END AND I
START ON THE OTHER.
>> WE HAVE EARNED IT.
>> WE HAVE.
OUR SWEATY BODIES HAVE EARNED
IT.
>> THERE GO MY PANTS AGAIN.
>> AMISH FARMER SHUTDOWN FOR
SELLING RAW MILK.
JAIME, YOU SAID THE IDEA THAT
THEY WOULD STOP PEOPLE FROM
SELLING RAW MILK IS CRAZY.
HERE IS THE DEAL, DRINKING RAW
MILK IS LEGAL IN EVERY STATE.
I DON'T KNOW WHY IT IS ILLEGAL
TO SELL IT ACROSS STATE
LINES.
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
>> IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
AND THEY ARE SETTING UP A
STING OPERATION TO STOP PEOPLE
FROM DOING THAT DOESN'T MAKE
SENSE.
>> EVEN IF IT WERE LEGAL.
BUT THE FACT YOU CAN DRINK IT
IN EVERY STATE --
>> IT MAKES IT MORE STUPID.
>> DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TIME
THAT THE LEAD SINGER OF THE
POLICE HAD APPENDICITIS?
THEY SET UP A STING
OPERATION.
>> YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO
GIVE THE PUNCH LINE.
>> WOW.
>> WOW.
>> JESSE, WE WILLED DIT THAT
OUT.
>> THIS IS MY FAVORITE WHAT HE
IS DOING RIGHT NOW.