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I was sitting on a toilet and talked to myself - What about making a game from the space?
So I wiped my *** and called to my friend:
Hey, buddy, we are opening a new studio!
We will call it Hello Games but he stopped me: Who will release our first game?
Sony! They are stupid enough to do so!
Japanese!
Pokemons!
Those morons will publish anything on their console only to be ahead of Microsoft!
We were laughing as hell, but it was clear we will gonna do it!
So we started to assembly our team and we realized only five of us is enough!
Enough to screw with whole world and sell our game for full price!
60 bucks for such a piece of crap!
And they will complain about in reviews!
No one care about!
We also promised them we won't publish it on Xbox,
and those mentals gave us even more money!
'Show it on E3,' they said! People love it, they call it art!
They brought all the money in a suitcase to really do the game!
So ok, now we have to really start working!
Seriously to start make some gome but no one knew how to do it?!
No one!
So we had opened Gamasutra and found an article about procedural generation,
it looked really cool and it even save us lot of work!
We will make it so big... that they...
that they even not meet each others even we promised so!
The plan was we will gave them the feature in free DLCs,
but when we realized they are really buying our game, it won't be for free!
Did you get away with it? - Yeah, they still trusted us!
They even have a Subreddit for it!
And we are answering there
And I even didn't mention the PC version is totally broken..
Are you gonna to do something about it? - Of course, we will promise them something,
but screw it...
What else we are supposed to do?
We wanted to get some money
And now we are enjoying the beach.
But the hype train!
People had no clue what the game is about!
But they were still writing it is the best game ever!