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Hey!
Wait!
You have a van. We need a van.
Would you drive me to new jersey to pick up a wheelchair? We'd pay you.
Sure, i could do that. Get in.
Sauerkraut?
Don't embarrass yourself.
"Unbreak my heart...
...say you love me again"
Take it, Betty!
"Undo this hurt you caused when you walked ..."
that's a... that's a really hard song to sing.
So tell me, if you're not a Mode Girl, then why do you work there?
It's a great opportunity! It's gonna open a lot of doors for me.
I want to have a magazine of my own one day.
Ah! how... how do you do that?
I'm an assistant now, but then I want to be writing for one.
You're a writer?!
That's cool! What have you written?
a lot! actually, i practically ran the Queens College newspaper, but since i've left, the quality has gone way down.
No, I mean lately.
uh, well... nothing really,
but i do have a lot of ideas.
Good! Keeping it all up there.
That's how Hemingway did it.
he was thinking: "what a nice morning" and "The Sun Also Rises" just magically appeared on the page.
Are you making fun of me?
no, no, no. I'm sorry. I just, you know, I hope you're not one of these people who just waits for things to happen.
no? What are you, like, 30 now?
I'm 23!!
All right, you know what? I can take care of myself. How about you worry about driving? okay?
"... when you walked out that door and walked out of my life... uncry this tears!"
Now, this machine has to come back in pristine condition. You got it? pristine.
How do i want it back?
Don't worry. it'll be perfect.
I think he wanted you to say "pristine."
Pristine.
Now, just one second... this... this isn't the ibot we reserved.
yeah. Nick Lachey's people just called. He twisted his ankle in a gyrotonics class. Probably didn't stretch.
Anyway, we're giving it to him.
but... but... my boss wanted the ibot.
yeah, sad story. you're getting this one.
Hello?
But that's not fair! we reserved the ibot. we paid for it, and he's giving us The... Tulip?
Daniel can't ride a Tulip.
Give him a good reason to give it to you.
come on! You're a writer! Make up a good story.
Excuse me.
Yeah, I'll call you back.
Sir? um, look, i probably shouldn't even be talking about this, but my boss works for the c.i.a.
Yeah. And we really need that chair.
How could he have believed that crazy story?!
'cause it was good!
well, I may have borrowed a little bit from "casino royale"
but i did put my own spin on it!
Hells yeah, you did!
You know, maybe you are a writer after all.
Thanks. Maybe I am.
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