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\f0\fs24 \cf0 Hey guys today I'm going to \
\ Help you out with a common problem\
\ Now there's things we can do like \
\ Diet and Exercise, but let's be realistic
\ \
We need a solution now\ \
Now\ \
You may have heard how to hide a double chin\ \
With the double chin contortion pose for pictures\ \
Basically what that entails is \ \
Shoulders way back here \ \
Stick your head out way farther than what \
\ Feels comfortable and tilt your head slightly
to the side \ \
And say cheese \ \
Be careful with this because it only works sometimes\
\ And sometimes you look like this \
\ And it's quite obvious what you're trying
to do \ \
Now you could be \ \
Really really really close up\ \
You can't even see the hairs on my \ \
Chiny chin chin now\ \
Next week how to avoid wrinkles in videos\ \
Another solution that's a little bit more casual \
\ Is the ol' fist under the chin and say cheese\
\ Or you can be even more adorable with the
Double fists \ \
You could only pull this off if you're \ \
Sitting down. Otherwise you look like this\ \
The Shock\ \
Or the really really cold pose\ \
You will fool them with this one\ \
The Senior\ \
The Scarf \ \
Confusing your Audience \ \
Cheese\ \
The Grocery Bag\ \
I'm too busy to get my picture taken right now\
\ The really really excited face\
\ The Baby\
\ You can use your baby in several ways too
Number one they're so cute no one is looking \
\ At your chin right? No one sees my chin when\
\ They see you\
\ Pose them ever so cutely right in front of
your face\ \
Works every time\ \
Suck in your cheeks\ \
When you're taking pictures with your phone \
\ You can make sure that your face \
\ Is only half way on the screen \
\ Cheese\
\ One of my favorites is \
\ The camera from above\
\ Hello? I just lost like eight pounds \
\ by lifting the camera above my head\
\ Now be careful you don't get too emo \
\ with this one\
\ And make sure you never ever use your \
\ Duck face\
\ That is over kids\
\ Another solution for hiding a double chin
is \ \
To take pictures really really really far away\
\ Aren't I cute \
\ From way back here? \
\ The Take My Picture Pose\
\ There's no double chin at all here \
\ Isn't that clever? \
\ The Hair Hide\
\ Brush your hair to cover your chin completely
And smile \ \
The Rockstar\ \
The Sultry \ \
Feel free to send this to your friends\ \
So they can take better pictures too \ \
If you're receiving this message from a friend\ \
Please don't be discouraged and thinking \ \
They think you have a double chin \ \
They don't think that at all \ \
If you're a waify girl just watching \ \
This video to see how the fat girls do it\ \
When it could affect you\ \
Don't judge me \ \
No feelings were hurt in the \ \
Making of this video \ \
Say cheese Betsy \ \
Ooh a bird right outside the window \ \
Oooh \ \
My neighbors think I'm weird \ \
They don't think that\ \
They just wanted to make you laugh \ \
But a little bit more obvious\ \
You're not a baby \ \
Jazz Hands\ \
Ok so you may have heard of the \ \
da hy \ \
You have no idea what I'm doing \ \
Ok \ \
\ }