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♪ He's Orange, he has a lot of friends ♪
♪ They live together on a fruit stand ♪
♪ They have adventures all across the land ♪
♪ And even play in a rock and roll band ♪
♪ He's Orange, Annoying Orange ♪
♪ He's Orange, Annoying Orange ♪
(laughing)
PEAR: Oh, man!
I am so passionate about astronomy.
Aren't you?
Oh, yeah, it's a great...
passion, charming, smoking-hot passion.
A what?
Hey, Orange?
Can you show me how to use the telescope?
Oh, hey-hey, Passion.
Hi, hi, hi! Sure, um, you just,
you lean your head like this.
Like, uh, like,
Right.
And then... with your eyes
♪ Can't seem to find our way ♪
♪ 'Cause unspoken love ♪
♪ Is an age-old dramatic cliché ♪
♪ It's obvious to everyone which one of you... ♪
Hey, what are you guys doing here?
Who, us?
We're a classic rock band.
The one and only Pear-osmith.
(playing electric guitar)
Yeah, we were just trying to help you guys set the mood.
You know, for your romantic moment.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
This isn't romantic.
Orange and I are only...
Yeah! Uh, we're-we're just...
BOTH: Friends.
Aw, drag.
Shut it down, guys.
They're just friends.
Dang it.
We needed this gig, man.
(laughs) Imagine-- us in love.
That could never happen, right?
Well, um, uh, well, I-I mean, uh... (laughs)
MIDGET APPLE: Oh, no!
There's an asteroid heading right for Marshmallia!
(all gasp)
Wait, no, it'll miss Marshmallia.
ALL: Yay!
But it's headed right for us!
ALL: Boo!
Then again, it's a really small asteroid.
That is to say...
it's the exact size of this grocery store!
(all gasping)
Ah, calm down, everybody.
How could he possibly tell it's the exact size of this store?
Never mind. We're doomed.
(all clamoring in a panic)
What do we do?
Armageddon?
Don't you mean Armagourdon?
(laughing)
(groans) Too soon?
It hasn't even happened yet.
Geez, Orange.
Try to think before you drop one of your bombs.
Wait. Drop a bomb?
That's it!
The asteroid will hit us in five hours.
Before then, we fly the cart to it,
drill a deep hole, drop a bomb inside
And then... boom!
Splowm!
(imitating explosion)
Any questions?
If we only five hours left to live,
why did you waste the last two hours drawing that picture?!
I don't know. Why'd you waste
the last two hours being an apple? (laughs)
Stop it, you two!
If this plan is going to work, we need a leader
who has experience working in a low-gravity environment
like the one on that asteroid.
And I know just where to get one.
Let's go, let's go.
Bottom to top.
Keep soaking up that brine, ladies.
An asteroid. Hear that, fellas?
These tree blossoms are afraid
the world's coming to an end.
(pickles laughing)
Typical fruits, hey, chief?
Always letting their emotions get to 'em.
Yeah. Soft.
But, Bruce!
That's Mr. Dillis to you, pal.
Mr. Dillis, we're telling the truth.
Oh, yeah? Then where's the evidence?
I mean, if a meteor got that close,
the effect on tides alone...
(pickles yelling)
Get my gear.
I'm going into space.
Grab that rope!
You, tie that to there!
Now get the Mintons!
Put it over there!
No, throw it on that platform!
The other platform!
Don't forget the unicorn.
Faster, faster!
What am I paying you for?
Not paying you, am I?
Sorry. Never mind.
This ain't a birthday party.
We got a rock coming our way.
Heave, heave, heave!
Hey, lift with your legs, guys, not your backs.
Line 521-- prepare for emergency landing.
Prepare for emergency landing.
Mm, hey. Hi, Passion.
What you doing?
You know in movies how spaceships have a voice
that says when it's gonna self-destruct or run out of air
and stuff like that?
Yeah.
Well, Bruce Dillis wants us ready
for every possible scenario.
Uh-huh.
Armadillos, leopards, bats, ewes...
Female sheep.
Oh, right. (sighs)
So, listen, Passion, I've been thinking
about how we all might blow up tomorrow.
And given that it might be my last chance,
I really need to tell you that, uh, that I, uh...
Yeah?
Uh, that I hope you don't blow up.
Oh.
As a friend! I hope you don't
blow up as a friend.
And I hope you don't blow up...
as a friend, of course.
Okay, that was it. Good night.
Passion, why do you get so nervous around him?
He's never gonna know how you feel.
Unless...
(indistinct radio transmission)
Yay!
MAN (over radio): Ignition.
MARSHMALLOW: Yay...!
(electric guitar solo playing)
Hey!
Knock off that racket.
Aw, dang it. We needed this gig.
BRUCE: All right.
Weightlessness is unsettling at first.
But...
try not to panic and little by little you...
(all clamoring excitedly)
Reckless abandon! Yay!
Hey, hey, settle down.
Look, I'm a fruit roll-em-up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whee!
Neato burrito!
All right! America!
That's what I call high fructose. (laughs)
Stop that!
PASSION FRUIT: Warning-- asteroid impact in one hour.
Asteroid impact in one hour.
We're all gonna die!
(all yelling)
See? You fruits are too emotional.
You got so excited about having fun
that you forgot about the mission.
Soft.
Shame-- yay!
Sorry, Mr. Dillis, we really spaced out.
(laughs) Space puns.
(groans)
Deploy explosives!
Now, to get off this hunk of rock.
Warning-- proper detonation requires
a cap for the drill well.
Proper detonation requires a cap for the drill well.
Good gourd! She's right!
Look.
Without a cap for the well,
the blast will only propel the asteroid faster.
Which means...
(all gasp)
Well, I would've at least wanted
to die in the company of people I can stand.
How did I not see this before?
You had me record that line yesterday.
So doesn't that mean that you knew
it would be a potential problem?
Quiet! This is no time for logic.
It's time for action.
Someone will have to stay behind to be the cap.
(all groan)
Whoever I pick, that's who stays behind.
Any questions?
Yes, are you sure Apple's name is in there?
Hey.
Pipe down! Here we go.
And the name is...
"Passion Fruit."
(gasps)
I mean, aw!
No! Not Passion.
It's okay, guys.
My name got picked fair and square.
Miss?
I doubt I could live with myself
if I left a woman behind in my place.
But I'm willing to find out for sure, so good luck!
All aboard!
No, wait!
I volunteer as tribute! I volunteer as tribute!
Or whatever the normal way of saying
"I'll take her place" is.
What... Why?
Yeah, Orange, why would you do that?
Why? Well, uh, I mean,
um, 'cause...
'cause, Passion, if you don't make it back,
then all I've done is save a grocery store.
But if you do make it back,
then I've saved my home.
ALL: Aw!
That-That's so sweet.
Yeah, Orange, that was beautiful.
Total cheeseball. Yay!
Aw, are you crying, you baby?
No. (sniffs)
I-I'm just a very juicy pickle.
Don't look at me.
Warning-- impact in three minutes.
Impact in three minutes.
Quick! To the cart!
Wait, I have to tell Orange something first.
No time!
I wonder what she wanted to say.
Hmm, I hope it wasn't that my breath stinks.
(groans) Well, this is it.
I'm gonna die stuck inside a giant exploding space rock.
Mom was right.
Cart launch in 60, 59, 58,
57, 56, 55...
(laughs)
Orange, this next line is for you.
Huh?
I want to tell you something
that I've been too afraid to tell you face-to-face.
I like you, Orange.
Like me? You'd like me to what?
I'm gonna assume you said, "You'd like me to what?"
But I mean I like you.
Like, I like you like you.
I know, but what would you like me like me to do?
BRUCE: No, dummy, she's trying to tell you she loves you.
Mr. Dillis?
What are you doing here?
I'm here to take your place, son.
I know that's an emotional thing to do for a sour pickle like me,
but after what you did for Passion Fruit,
I realize now for the first time,
emotions don't make you soft.
They make you strong.
So please don't fight me on this.
I...
Huh?
Bye, Mr. Dillis!
...one, liftoff!
(all clamoring excitedly)
Orange, about that recording.
I want to explain what I meant.
That's okay, Mr. Dillis told me.
He... he did?
Yes, he did, but it's okay, Passion.
Because I...
I love ewes, too.
What?
You know, female sheep.
Mr. Dillis said you loved them.
Oh. (laughs)
Yeah, Orange, I do love ewes.
I love ewes a lot. (giggles)
(both laughing)
I love ewes...
I don't even know why we're laughing.
♪ Can't seem to find the words... ♪
Uh, you do know that fruit cart was the only way home, right?
♪ Can't seem to find your way. ♪
Aw, drag!
(bell dings)
♪ It's obvious to everyone ♪
♪ So spare us and just kiss today ♪
♪ Your unspoken love is an age-old ♪
♪ Unspoken love is an age-old ♪
♪ Unspoken love is an age-old ♪
♪ Dramatic cliché. ♪