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Well, well, well...
What do we have here? Batman!
Or would it be Bruce Wayne?
I'm bad, I'm bad!
-- Damn you! -- Shut up!
I'm gonna kill you, Batman.
But first I'm gonna tell you all about my evil plan.
-- Is it really necessary? -- Shut up!
Once upon a time, there was a fragile boy
who lived in a farm near Ohio.
So I scammed you with my genius plan,
you fell for it like an idiot, and now you're here!
Well! Well, well, well, what to we have here...
The Boy Wonder!
-- Robin, what the hell? -- I'll have to tell my plan again.
-- Wait, not again. -- But he didn't hear it!
But he doesn't need to, I tell it myself.
He captured Batman, and then he captured Robin.
-- Done. -- But you have to put it into context.
Fine, go on, tell him! But skip the first part, it was too slurred.
I'm gonna act out the story.
Oh, ***.
Once upon a time, there was a fragile boy
who lived in a farm near Ohio.
"Daddy, daddy, I made a new friend.
My new friend is Mr. Squirrel."
"Shut up! How could I have conceived that piece of ***?"
I caught him!
I caught Batman, now he is here, and then you got here too!
The end!
I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention, I was worried about the rock.
-- Excuse me, I liked the... -- Shut up! I'm done with you!
Thank God. Let's go.
Gordon! Crap!
So, what were you talking about?
About you shutting up, Gordon.
Don't you want him to hear my plan?
Get out of here, Gordon!
Batman, I'm sorry to bother again,
but I think it's important for him to hear it, he works for the police...
I just had a brilliant ideia.
-- Let's act it out. -- No, don't, for God's sake.
-- Kill me! Kill me! -- Role-play! Role-play!
-- Just kill me now! Here, kill me! -- Role-play! Role-play!
-- Unleash the rock and... -- Shut up.
Armando, you're gonna play me.
Silas, you're gonna play my father.
-- Can I play Batman? -- No. You can't play Batman.
If he's playing Batman, I can play Robin!
Once upon a time, there was a fragile boy, guys! Real fragile...
Daddy! Daddy!
Stab, stab!
I am a nun...
No!
Where are we, Robin?
In Ohio, Batman.
Suddenly he gets home. Open the portress.
He opens the portress.
Silas, you're doing great! Great Batman, huh?
My name is Joker.
♪ Am I a man? ♪
♪ Am I an animal? ♪
♪ I am a clown found in the garbarge ♪
So that was it!
So I caught Batman, Robin, then Gordon came in, and here we are.
Hey...
Wait a minute...
They told there was a great a plan to hear, right?
Oh, come on!
Tradução e legendas: Melissa Prado
♪ Am I a man? ♪
♪ Am I an animal? ♪
♪ I am a clown ♪
Up!
♪ Found in the garbage ♪
♪ The people in Ohio are very nervous ♪
♪ Ohio is full of narcotics ♪
Remember to recycle your garbage, whenever you can, everybody!
-- The city needs you! -- It needs you!
Let's recycle, guys!