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Hi, I'm Andrew,
and here we are in my favorite nondescript location
Guess what?
Pants Shirts!
Pants Shirts!
It's like having pants and a shirt at the same time!
Pants Shirts!
Pants Shirts!
But I'm legally obligated to tell you that it's not like that...
These upcycled, limited edition, one-of-a-kind, hand-silkscreened t-shirts
are the perfect addition to any wardrobe or silverware set.
Also, each one has been blessed by a unicorn.
You definitely want one!
But don't take my word for it.
Listen to this one testimonial from a satisfied customer.
Before I got a Pants Shirt, I didn't have a Pants Shirt.
But now, thanks to Pants Shirts, I have one.
In fact, I have two!
Pants Shirts!
Pants Shirts!
Ever wondered how you could wear more pants?
Pants Shirts!
Pants Shirts!
They may or may not be the solution to that problem you're having.
Pants Shirts!
Pants Shirts!
Every time you buy one, a kitten is given the power of speech.
Pants Shirts!
Pants Shirts!
They will partially cover that horrible nakedness you're experiencing.