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Hi everybody. My name is Oakley, and I was born and raised in the greater Miami area
mamesh a stunning continent, with the hills and the lakes and the yam dortn.
Yeah, yeah. I'm a dog, whatever. I don't wanna talk about it.
I just saw Ms. Chaya Suri's video about tsnies and hashgokhe protis
and I just wanted to share a story of maan own, kedey di ale frime laat out there should understand what Miami is like far di yidn.
Now, my master, whatever, he works, he's a doctor. But he tends to leave me alone at home.
He comes up to me and he says, "Listen. Blaab lign, blaab lign.
I'm off to work and I'll be back real soon, REAL soon."
So I says to myself, now would be a great opportunity tsi gaan in Petco, a stunning store
with kibelekh and toys, but I don't want none of that khazeraa.
So I went the other day, fraatik in da fri, tsi kofn a naye dog sweater
shpeyt, very very late in the season.
So I goes to the clerk and I says, "Look. I'm looking for something different
something that will cover me up, something that will breathe, but something not too loud and flashy!"
So he says, "Boy, do I have something for you."
And he brings me epes a klayd, and I says, "Vus iz? Vus iz?"
So I says to him, look, "Listen. I want something that will keep my back fur nice and clean."
and wouldn't you know, hashgokhe protis, he brings me the last dog sweater that also covers maane fisalekh a bisl.
And that's the most important thing, ladies and gentlemen. The next time the balebus takes me to the park...
whatever, it's not too often, but I don't wanna talk about it. But anyway,
the last time I went to the park, I was tsnies from head to paw.
So with that, ikh vil badanken dem aybershtn, He really sent me a brukhe that day.
I wish all my viewers the best, hashem yisburekh should keep you all healthy
and you should all have parnuse and stay covered this spring and summe�