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Luke, join the dark side! Nah, I've already enough to do with my tax return.
Are you listening?
Schnucki is seriously ill. She is not reacting well to her new food
She has to go to the vet immediately!
Call a taxicab for God's sake!
Do I have to explain everything to you?
A taxi immediately!
Do you understand that?
When the car is here give me a call.
Of course Mrs. Kerpen.
According to unconfirmed information, the previously unknown group of activists
managed to break into the laboratories of the cosmetics manufacturer
and freed several lab-animals
The Board of Evilla Kosmetics ...
Hi Tanja!
Hi Felix!
Sorry, I'm a bit late. I had an important meeting.
According to police sources, the police was not able to identify the presumed leader of the activists yet.
Dont' look at me like that.
Felix, do you have the slightest idea, what inhumane things the cosmetics industry is doing to these poor animals?
Not really.
Take this please!
Uh, Oh, and in case anyone asks, I spent the whole evening in the porter's lodge, OK?
I'm gonna just get rid of this stuff. Can you have an eye on the little guy?
The contact lenses, huh?
Uh, yes the ...
Can I help you?
What? No, everything is OK.
Good evening.
Good evening.
Good evening.
Good evening.
Interesting job you have here, really.
What?
I mean, there is always something going on.
You see what is happening.
Who goes out, who comes in.
Who is carrying something.
Well, it's never boring.
How about today?
You look a little stressed.
That can lead to permanent wrinkles.
Look, you see?
I think I've got something for you.
Works wonders!
And among us, the times in which we men did not have to pay attention to our appearance,
the're already long gone.
Eh, it's not a crime to look good, huh?
You really seem to know a lot about men's cosmetics.
Just a moment!
Unruly hair, huh?
You have no idea.
So, this is the whole product range.
From the body lotion to hair conditioner.
Try it !
Now for something completely different.
You don't happen to notice a person tonight?
A woman ... say with a cage?
Now you mention it ...
Thank you young man!
Uh, guys ... false alarm, this only a cat.
What?! Oh!
This will have consequences!
Terrible Consequences!
Poor Schnucki, what have the the evil men ...
Schnucki?
Well, I have got to go now!
Oh by the way, this little incident here will stay our secret?
Nothing really happened, right?
Yes, no, sure ... what should have happened?
Excellent! Is not as if we are a group of private mercenaries of a renowned cosmetics company,
which carries out inhumane experiments,
that could lead to a pandemic of apocalyptic proportions.
Forget it!
Here, for the wrinkles!
Pandemic ...
Everything all right?
Could be better.
Where is the little guy?
Well, I thought he should be free.
Play with his peers.
Ohhh, You're a so cute, really!
Yes, I think it was simply the best for all.
Say, do you think I actually have wrinkles?
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