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Good day ladies and gentleman!
I welcome you to a press conference of another kind.
Today we meet the band "Space Screamers".
Like you I haven't heard much about this group
but they became an inside tip over the last years.
I was able to get a little interview
May I ask you Sir Nooches
are you nervous today?
because of the press conference?
Of course he is nervous. I'am nervous too. We all are.
To play our music to so many people
is a new experience and I want ... - Whatever ...
Mister Mistral what do you think?
Okay.
Mister Mistral do you think we will like your new album today?
Okay.
My dear audience
We are keen to find out what will happen. More after the commercials.
... you can carry it yourself! - But we are too early ...
Yeah, but I'm here when
I'm supposed to be here.
I'll help you! I was only in my stage persona!
What went wrong so far?
There should be some people here helping us setting everything up.
But they didn't came and the band
also arrived far too early. But you can't say that to them.
But we are here
so it can go on.
General Goatleg!
How does it feel to perform in a small town.
A totally new experience. We never did it before.
Only little clubs
or little bars.
But it is new to play for an audience you don't know.
The people here never heard of the "Space Screamers".
I give an interview here. Be more quiet. Will you?
With such dabblers I have to work.
Hyperactive or completely passive.
Hey! Our autogramms ...
What is more important to you? The music or the show?
I think it's very different. I depends on
what you do. If you write the song yourself
so music is more important because you believe in it.
But when he, for example,
tries to write something and I only contribute
so the song becomes important to him and I focus
more on the my stage show.
And Nooches put's full focus into the performance because he don't write songs.
But I would say it's balanced.
Yeah ...
For me as an artist
what happens on stage is secondary.
Show or music ... for me it merges into one thing.
I don't have his medication with me right now.
Otherwise I would sedate him.
Many substances in them
are not legal.
So we can only buy them in specific places,
in the dark alleys.
And they are expensive. So this is why we make music.
To finance his therapy.
You know there's a MacBook down there?
How did you came together?
The General made the truck driver's license.
I only did the driver's license.
But we met at the test, startet talking
in the end it clicked. We thought ... - Exactly
Like: "hey Mistral? Is that you? Let's form a band together!"
For me sculpting is a more important thing
I want to connect that.
I have displayed a piece of my art.
That's essential to me.
We call us "Space Screamers" because
we tried to create an image.
There was this movie called "Screamers"
and we thought the sequel could be named "Space Screamers".
But it never came. So you have the band
wich has a similair name and continues the lagacy.
Ah! Mister Mistral! We want to ask you some questions. - Who are you?
I don't answer questions!
Look we are from a very famous independent paper and want ...
Why are you in my atelier? Who gave you permission?
Can you answer shortly a few questions?
Do I want this? Has Goatleg sent you?
We came for our report. On our own.
A short question: How did you start making music?
Well ... I'm able to play a few instruments.
Classical way? Learned the piano in childhood?
Everyone has some musical talent.
We always played the instruments we like.
So we formed a band. We don't want that our energy falls flat.
Will there be a german album someday?
Yes!
If he want's it then there will be a german album.
Are you really a bandmember?
Are you informed?
The band is ...
I'm helping out a little bit
but it is Goatleg's thing.
I trust him so that we will get famous!
Because the stuff I'm into should
reach an audience as well!
See what this is? It's sculpting!
Important art! And music is ... funny and nice!
And now I have enough! Get out!
So, you also get a few autogramms.
An autogramm of your choice.
Signed or normal? - Normal.
Here one with my name on it!
I wish you all the best. - You're welcome.
Till next time if anyone wants us.
Is there a reasons why my guitarists costume lies here? I was searching for him.
I didn't see him.
No idea? - No, I only take stock.
Anyhow. Glad that we could be here. Let's shake paws! - Me too.
Till the next time. Call us if ou need us! - Anytime.
And what is with the costume?
Bye!
Hey General Goatleg! I want also an autogramm!
*** off!
Hello Nina! - What are you doing here?
I search for Nooches.
I thought he might be with you. - No he's not.
I have no relationship with him anymore.
He said so. - And?
I'am here because of my music
and thought you would know where he hides.
Your music?
You mean the "Space Screamers"? - Exactly.We're still playing.
You got a hole in your trousers.
I know. A souvenir from the last concert.
Have you no spare pants?
Not yet, not yet.
You should take a shower.
Do you have a shower? - Yes.
I brought you something to dress.
I brought you something to dress.
What is it?
I brought you something to dress.
Oh, thank you! Super!
How did you get this ...
Nooches forgot it and
and the trousers too.
Is it different for you to play for 5 or 500 people.
No, it is not!
The only difference is the money. I like to play more for 500 people than 5.
Who cares for five fools who rock out?
Every benefit-organizer can do that.
Just look!
This thing alone is worth € 80,-
I don't get that money from five fools.
What is it like to hold your album in your hands for the first time?
They music is a part from me.
Not different than another piece of my body
It's not about vinyl.
But there is no vinyl anymore.
It's uninteresting. It's more fun
to unwrap the record. Or the CD.
Like a woman. Who is also more interesting if I can undress her.
It's more fun this way. Much more than seeing every part of her in detail. Ridiculous.
When will we see you live next time?
Quite soon if you want.
But without live music
I mean not our music
only with the stereo on.
Otherwise you can see us tonight.
Don't you have a photographer?
No, the photographer hasn't arrived yet.
That's the only reason it's not a good camera.
You have to know that many people here
have never seen a big concert.
They go to Vienna, St. Pölten or Tulln.
We thought we bring music to the people. Why have people always come tu us?
Spend their money on our shows?
Shure, they do it here too ... but we are right on their doorstep.
Wich hint can you give to young musicians?
They should take good care of their mates mood.
When they don't understand each other
it will project outwards.
I will project that they don't understand each other.
So it is important that they understand each other.
Thanks that I could take a shower.
No problem.
I will fold this.
Then I'm on my way.
Nooches told me that you made misprint bandshirts.
Too sell them as collectibles.
If there are people
who are stupid enough to buy it
we will continue with this.
Why is there green smoke at your concerts?
It's difficult when a figure like Nooches doesn't sing, doesn't talk.
He is only present in physical form.
So we have this effect.
It opens the show. Green smoke.
It's good. It harmonises well
with his gas mask.
The people think the green smoke symolizes poison.
We two. Mister Mistral and
General Goatleg
we act as the
living aspect.
Exactly. Exactly.
So people see: Here we go!!!
Exactly.
Hello!
Now you get your reward!
Here! A guitar!
Come on! Unwrap it! Unwrap it! Give me back the ribbon.
So! A guitar!
And an original "Space Screamers" camisole.
Maybe we will see us again at the concert.
Backstage! My little friend! - Maybe ...
I like we can be outside while it's raining.
We can dine in the rain.
And collect rainwater
and drink it!
But it's not amazing.
It's tasting like vinegar.
Next question was: How is it to be famous?
Great! Great!
I think our visit here makes us famous!
When people see us...
When people hear our music and
see us perform they will think it's cool.
I think we will get the key of the city.
When you are famous
you can dine in the rain.
Without looking dull!
Very important!
Even when it's uncomfortable because my back and my butt are moist.
You can also make any possible culinary mistake.
I can put rice in my soup
whitout anyone saying it's disgusting. Because I'm famous.
But there are drawbacks.
You would think under my mask
is only my skin and nothing else, but
in truth I'm
covered with a black tar mixture.
Right where I have my mask-
And it's tar-like because
they used tar on gangsters in the wild west.
And he looks like a bird and
has feathers, so he should have tar-like eyes.
So his persona would have a gangster-image.
I think gangster-style is not only for rappers
it's also for rockers!
Where is my soup?
Smoke comes out of the fog machine
it's because it's a fog machine.
It produces mostly smoke-like elements.
But there's another reason too: Nooches gas mask.
He works in the danger-zone.
The stage is the danger zone. At first covered in green smoke
wich crawls over the floor. And Nooches entertains the audience with a solo.
I sing and he plays the drums.
We are the living things on stage.
Nooches is like the opening act wich entertains the audience.
The real show starts when we enter the stage.
When the smoke is gone.
This doesn't mean we don't have manners.
As it is written in the etiquette guide you don't hold the dish to close to yourself. So that you don't sprinkle yourself.
Do you want something? I think I have to puke if I eat more.
We leave now!
We need to practice for our show! - Exactly.
So, goodbye.