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She walked in with this incredible good looking guy ... "I saw her across
a crowded room"! I was absolutely in love with her!
She was invited to a party after the show that I had!
She came in with the best looking guy I´ve ever seen! Brad Pitt looks
like a fat *** ...
He came in...and he
could speak a little english and I was heartbroken because you meet the woman of your dreams
and then, you meet her boyfriend!
I was already drunk, and as I´m more drunk,
more "drunk"
I was trying to figure out if they were together but, I did not wanna be rude
I would never do that to a guy, it´s just bad way...
so by the time a few drinks went by
I was trying to figure out, I was wasted and I "ended up" saying: Oh my God! Look at your arms
so big
You both are beautiful together and uh...
and he said: no, we aren´t together... and I said: oh, really!
but at that point my wife was already texting her mother "saying": oh, my God! He´s sooo gay!!!
You both are so beautiful couple, you both are so pretty..., your arms are so "big"...
And he said: no, we´re not together! She is not my girlfriend,
we're friends!
and I said: Oh, my God! "This is "it for me"! and at the same time
I didn't realize that she was texting her mother saying:
I am here with Michael Buble and he´s sooo gay!
I thought that they were together ...
and she couldn´t speak english and he could a little bit! So I sat and talked to him... (his name is Rodrigo)
and... I didn´t want to talk to her, because I thought that they were together
so I had only talked to him and I tried to figure out
slowly if they were a couple but
by the 4th glass of scotch ...
Oh, my God! You have these big arms...
You both are beautiful together ...
uh... he said no! We are not together and "I thought" oh, my God!
not knowing that "at the same time" she was texting her mother saying:
Oh my God! I come to meet Michael Buble and he is sooo gay!!!
That's not what you said, right? Yes!!!
really! and of course and now I 'm on my 4th glass of scotch
"I started" to say...
oh, my God! "Your arms are so big"...
Your muscles ...oh, ***! I´d love to have those muscles...
You guys are really beautiful together
and he said: No, we´re not together, you know
and i was like really! You know!
She´s unmarried and "she likes you".
oh my God! oh my God! This is the greatest time of "my life" ...
but I didn´t realize that she´s on the phone at the same time
with her mom saying
oh, my God!... I come to meet Michael Buble and he is sooo gay!
She actually thought you´re homosexual!
But you go like this,right? That is what she sees!
She doesn´t understand a word, she only sees me ...
"TO BE CONTINUED"!!!