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What, you again?
Don't worry, I don't want anymore grapes.
They hurt my head.
Fine, great, whatever!
So what do you want?
I just want to share with you some really funny duck jokes.
Oh god...
...I can't wait.
Ok, here's the first one.
What time does a duck wake up?
At the "quack" of dawn!
Ha....
Ha...
What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A box of "quackers"!
Get it?
"Quackers"!
Well, those were pretty Hi-Larry-Us (hilarious) alrighty.
Now it's time for you to beat it.
But, but, but I still have more.
Arrggh!
Ok, what do you call a two ducks and a cow?
"Quackers" and milk.
Get it?
What's another name for a clever duck?
I don't know.
A wise "quacker".
Get it?
Wise "Quacker".
Yeah, I get it!
Thanks for the jokes.
Now, scram!
Let me tell you one more.
One more, please!
PLEASE!!!
One more.
One more.
What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?
I don't really care.
A fire "quacker".
Get it?
Funny!
It's funny!
It's funny.
Yeah that's 'funny'...
Ha ha!
HA!
HA!
It reminds me of another duck joke.
What do you get if you cross a 'duck' with 'buckshot'?
Hmmm?
Uhhh...
I never heard that one.
Tell me.
What do you get
when you cross a 'duck' with 'buckshot'?
A duck with no head!
Get it?
Ha ha!
Huh, ha, HA!
Now THAT'S...
...Funny!
Don'tcha think?
Blah, blah, blah, blah...