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I can integrate a Derivative. A Derivative. A Derivative.
Look at me, Look at me, Watch I can juggle TNT and Derive!
And I'm such a thin strip, area equals dx times me!
I can show you how to find rate of flow, I can show you how to use 10 percent.
I can show you how to drain a free throw, And I can almost do it in a circus tent.
I can use natural log to find interest rate. I can almost implicit diferentiate.
I know all the words of Gottfried Liebniz And I'm proud to be Newtonian.
Me and my friends hate this law called Hooke's Me and my friends all made conic books
And guess how long it took About a week-and-a-half but it don't matter, cuz LOOK!
I can solve the volume of a partial cone. of a partial cone. of a partial cone.
And I can find the value of the unknown. of the unknown. of the unknown.
Look at me, Look at me Just mauled a brand new TI-eighty THREE
HELL YEAH And with such a passion
I got all the freshman looking up to me. I can make money teaching calc to a blonde ***.
I can make myself a calculus machine,
I can end your life-long quest for guessing at the value of the average mean.
I can assign a timeline for new narcotics I can hir a tutor for Riemann's repititions
I know how to rotate an axis And I can use parts to integrate a product
Euler's, Kepler's, and Torricellini's I can use calc to attract the ladies
I can solve partial fractions in the AM I can reduce anything into nonexistence
Cuz I can reach infinity when I'm all alone. when I'm all alone. when I'm all alone.
And I can split the fractal Simpson's rule. using Simpons' rule. using Simpon's rule.
Look at me, Look at me Dividing, and I won't stop
'Cuz it feels too good to be a ZERO and on TOP
My crutch, my TI My title, doctor
My number, is pi my A+, secure
I can parade my theorms about the nations And watch 'em all stare with desperation
Have 'em all turned by inverse translation Have 'em all burned by intergal seperation
I can force anyone to start counting squares Just cuz I ain't got no time
And I can break a shape into a bunch of layers
And you're surprised that I just made calculus rhyme?
And forget about Hitler, I'm gonna lead the fourth reich. lead the fourth reich. lead the fourth reich.
and I can integrate and still find the slope. and still find the slope. and still find the slope.
And I've got to take a minute and clear my throat.
Of this root beer float
And don't you misquote
I will out vote
And I'll stay afloat,
Cuz I'm on a boat!
I can integrate a derivative. a derivative. a derivative.