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Auburns biggest fan Bubba takes his dog for a walk. After awhile he gets thirsty so he
ties his dog to a parking meter in front of a bar and goes in for a couple of beers. After
he has been there for an hour or so a local policeman enters the bar and says, "Whose dog is tied up out front?"
Bubba responds, "That's my dog. Is there a problem officer?" "Well she's in heat,"
says the cop." "Oh, she'll be all right. It's shady out there."
says Bubba. "That's not what I mean. Your dog needs to be bred." The cop counters. "Oh
she don't eat bread, I gave her Alpo this morning. She's fine." Slurs Bubba. At this
point the policeman is becoming a little upset and says. "Listen buddy! You don't seem to
understand what I am talking about. That dog wants to mate." Bubba replies "Oh,
go right ahead officer; I've always wanted a police dog."