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You, Eleanor Shellstrop, are dead.
Cool.
How did I die?
Are you sure you want to hear?
You were struck by a truck
advertising an erectile-dysfunction pill
called Engorgelate.
Funnily enough, the first EMT to arrive
was an ex-boyfriend of yours.
Okay. That's -- I get it. Thank you.
You're okay, Eleanor. You're in the Good Place.
You are here because you got innocent people off death row.
You are my soul mate.
Cool! Bring it in, man!
You'll stand by my side, no matter what, right?
Of course I will.
I wasn't a lawyer.
There has been a big mistake.
I'm not supposed to be here.
[ Ting! ]
Wait. What?
Are you sure this isn't you?
They got my name right but nothing else.
Somebody royally forked up.
Why can't I say "fork"?
If you're trying to curse, you can't here.
That's bullshirt.
Tell me one good thing that you did on Earth.
Do you have a second to talk about the environment?
Do you have a second to eat my farts?
Oh.
I can't risk going to the Bad Place.
Okay. Well, maybe it's not all that bad.
We'll ask Janet. Hey, Janet?
Gah!
What is the Bad Place like?
I can only play you a brief audio clip
of what is happening there right now.
[ Loud screaming, chainsaw motor revving ]
Well, it doesn't sound awesome.
Hello.
Can I just say, I love your house.
It's just so teensy.
Eleanor: Hellooo! Hellooo!
I'm just a big, beautiful cartoon giraffe.
Cheers! [ Laughs ]
What a condescending bench.
Okay.
♪ So good ♪
♪ So good ♪
30 glasses of wine and no hangover.
This place rules.
♪ So good ♪
These people might be good,
but are they really that much better than me?
Did you fill your bra with shrimp?
No. [ Hiccups ]
Yes.
Eleanor: So, who's right?
Every religion guessed about 5%.
Except for Doug Forcett.
[ Ting! ]
One night, he got high on mushrooms
and got like 92% correct.
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