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Do you really think that I'll give you my moped?
What I can do with him? You're a fool? Tomorrow I will give it back ...
You know where i live.
Yes, but you are not at home all time and you do not take the phone.
What's the... Then i had no phone.
What the heck, i give you the word of a real man!
Tomorrow in the morning I will give it back.
In short, I give you my moped, but tomorrow bring back it to the front door ok?
Well yes, yes, yes...
PAL
Hi girls, I invite you to ride on my transport
37 mph, wind in your face...
it is very refreshing in this weather.
is interested?
I would like to. Yes, please, please.
Guys, guys I sell moped, bought yesterday.
Just don't like it, wanna sell.
and so 50 mph, or even 60 can pull
passers in shock, i'm serious, it's a monster, MONSTER!
Sell for $370, give you my word, word.
maybe $300? Well, look i'm offered on the district for $500 and to me it does not matter ...
I'll take for $370!
Well, you give at all, had never ride so on moped.
What is your name? We have not yet acquainted by the way.
My name is Anton, but the guys call me Toja Cake. They think that I'm like a gay...
Toja Cake? No, not that you a gay like, but in principle...
That's a long story, I'm just well-known DJ, DJ Cake. Wow!
Wow, never heard of such.
Well, that ... Has performed in many clubs
I'm tired already, hands hurt. And what you do?
I am a teacher of mathematics, in spare time moonlighting stripper in the bar.
Well, it's like a hobby, you know, I like to live in the dance.
Wow, wow, a stripper? OK, OK, I immediately realized that, just looking at you,
it is peculiar, but not necessary to forget that is important in man, honesty, reliability,
when you can rely on the man in difficult times ...
Wait a second.
On the device. Hi Toja, are you going to give back my $40 ?
Well yes, yes, yes...
You a whole month give money back, I could barely get call to you, you think i'm a fool?
Are you stupid? You're not a fool, yes I will give them back, don't start please Vadim...
In short, I'll be at your house in 15 minutes and I do not care. Well ok, ok i will come, bye.
Well, in general I have to go home for a while.
Yeah? And where do you live?
Yes, you have a cozy nest.
True to clean up would not hurt.
Well, yes, I'm alone now, the ancestors went to the cottage
And so it is worth clog your house and live like a homeless? no offense ...
I'm not offended, I understand.
Damn, what a stink.
This is my omelet from yesterday.
In these latter days I eat at fast food, there is no time, a job, a club, there here ..
Only sleep at home.
and sometimes not...
And where do you work?
Well there, in clothing store as a headmaster.
I realized, well your life is saturated.
Well, in different ways, in different ways, it varies...
This is not your friend is under the house?
The one with whom you are called up, that you ought the money.
Well, yes, seems yes.
Then come on down, he's waiting for you.
Don't want to, too lazy.
You have an appointment with him.
"Your call is forwarded to voice mail, please wait."
"Please leave your .."
You can't do that to people, it can come back to bite you, how are many you fooled?
Someone tried to beat you? I would do it, if you try lie to me.
It's ok, don't be so nervous.
Damn Toja, I'll pay you back for it, you nerd.
You know I'm an economist, I count every penny.
Never again do not count on me you ***!
Well what, he gone?
Yes.
Don't you think that we somehow overstay?
*** to work, to work.
Anton was late again.
There's just been on the road congestion, and even all night not sleep, overslept...
Change clothes.
Well, i look customers is not enough today.
Hello. Hello, what are your interests? Sport? Casual?
I need Sneakers light, comfortable, on every day.
Every day?
Well by the way these interesting, no nonsense, comfortable shoe.
I do not like it, goodbye. Goodbye...
Hi Toja, come today to the club, will be cool to hang out, even Edik comes, meet at 9 pm outside the club.
Do you hear me, can I leave early today? I got problems at home, faucet leaks, flooded neighbors, urgently needs to go home.
Well guys, there are passes?
Yes, everything is, I've heard there will be Max Barskih and markups will be a lot of famous people.
Well okay, okay, the main thing that the girls was with ***, buttocks to allow a good day out there, here and there ...
Yes, and still there will be a lot of sympathetic guys
with which be possible to kick back, move in the rhythm of the dance
touching bodies and drinking whiskey on the brotherhood. Toja are you for?
Well, i'm for it, but only with girls.
Come hang out.
I like his style.
Well, is not bad here, good music.
Yes, I like it here, I feel the rhythm, feel the rhythm, I got used to the role of the bad boy!
Why Edward doesn't dance? Edward dance, why do you hesitate, here all their own.
He has from childhood fear of dancing. Ok i understand...
Wow, that's Andryusha, already put the moves to some guy.
WTF?? Are you retarded? *** gay!
Hey, I'm just kidding, it's a joke, I'm sorry!
Okay, I went upstairs.
You know who it is? It's Vitali Klitschko.
Ladies and gentlemen, you've been waiting for this, for you performing Maxim Barskyh!
And the boys in the neighborhood call me Cupcake Toja, I'm a DJ, performing in clubs, as well play Russian billiard
I also played some time ago, well, now I'm playing badminton and some dominoes...
well ok, your face is familiar, you often hang out here?
No, I'm here for the first time, my husband is this growth, big shot, businessman, he forbids me to be in such places.
So I'm with him in a quarrel, I'm tired of being under his control, because I want to hang out.
We found your wife, she is in a nightclub.
Our people have seen she with some sort of a guy, they danced, nothing special yet.
To me this is enough, I want to look in the face of this ***.
If she really there, it will hurts my soul, and then, who would not been with her, it will go hard with him.
I'm serious, he will pay his life for what mess around to the wife of oil tycoon!
Well, then get him out of here and somewhere deal with him as necessary.
Let's not make slaughter here, but of course we can, no problem, just give the signal, boss.
Hey, its face control here!
Hey man, did not see here a dark girl in a dark dress?
Ha! They are many here, you can choose anyone. I get it, cool costume.
She isn't here, go look upstairs.
Heck, we with her 5 years married. She doesn't care? I'm not leave this thing so.
Well, why we do not dance? Come on shake your ***.
Here, everybody likes it.
You *** without 5 minutes a corpse, you answer me for everything, believe me you will regret it!
Hey wait ***! Stop!
How could you miss him?
He's a puppy, and you are professionals I work with a lot of years!
But he stole a moped!
Nerd! Car is what for? Sir, but he really was not predictable...
It's ok, we will find him.
Hello, Howdy!
Howdy Arsen, sorry for camcorder I will return money in other day, I give you my word!
That way you always say, i can't trust you anymore, you said that last week.
No, seriously Arsene they want to kill me, I need your help, they will be looking for me.
Don't know, I don't care, I don't believe you, you invented this to not give back my money.
Heck, what in head of this nerd?
I can not believe, I gave him my moped only for one day.
And what?
And on the same day Toja sold it! Sold and disappeared.
What the heck?
We should punch on his head! I have it too, as i gave in debt $60 and what you think happened?
He did not give back them!
In short, we go to him and deal with him, will invite all!!
Well, we all have one target, Toja Cupcake!
He take money from someone, and a moped from another one, and someone have been fooled by him.
And he will answer for everything in front of me, in front of you, in front of all of us!
Hey, moron! Moron come outside!
You think we can't find you? But it was easy, because you have many not indifferent people!
Come on let's talk. By the way all gathered here is who you ought something.
In total you can sell the house or offer your ***, as you comfortably.
In general, you get the point. Don't want come out? Then we go for you!
Hey guys neater.
Where are you all going?
Shut your mouth!
Quiet, quiet, quiet! I hear something.
He's on the roof, come on!
Heck he jumped! Holy ***!
Hey neater.
Well here at the bus stop please, near the house.
Good luck! Do not fall more in such situations. Thank you.
Find him and bring this Anton Cake here. Ok, boss.
We all do.
But he just danced with your wife, nothing special, maybe forget and let him live?
I will tell you a story.
You know how I call these guys?
Pickup artist, ladies' man, macho, does not matter.
They all seducing beautiful women. And before they were always better than me.
I did not stand out particularly beauty at the university, and in general.
I then had the love.
But she left me and went to the macho paying attention on his looks, but not on my inner world.
Since then, everything has changed.
I became a wealthy tycoon, and I can afford these beauties.
But now again on my way some pick up artist ...
So at this time i do not leave this alone, I will not let him run my life!
Find him for me!
Come on Arsene pick up the phone.
Gosh what a crap? And what do I do? Nowhere to go, no one to help, what has i come to...
It's hard to pick up the phone? Such a good friends, i did nothing bad. They are to blame.
I did not ask to trust me. I do not ... I'm the kind of person ....
Taxi, taxi!
F*ck! Why you're going under the wheels? You are crazy or what?
I have nowhere to go, take me somewhere. Yeah, of course...
It's Cake, hey stop, where my money moron? Wait, wait!
Hello, I'm sorry that did not believe, I heard you have a real problem.
In short Arsene, what I have experienced in a nutshell can't tell it's just hard.
So where are you? Come on I'll be there.
Come on then half an hour on the our district.
Howdy Arsene, let's go from here.
That is, they all want to smack your face for what you ought everyone?
Well yes...
I get it, I would smack your face too, for camcorder, laptop and for billiard.
But the fact that the mafia is chasing you for the women, i didn't understand.
Learn to ride moron!
Arsene shorter, it is necessary get to my home unseen, I will change clothes, and then get out of there.
I will need some time somewhere lie in hiding.
You're a fool Arsene? Not so close!
They will see us, flip our car and will f*cking kill us!
Well, go take your f*cking clothes.
Arsene maybe you will go? Because i' scared, suddenly there these guys under door waiting?
Don't be a ***, they all gone already, and you better know what you need there.
Ok, ok...
Hello aunt Galya
At the device.
In short Cupcake, I see some suspicious people on the black jeep.
Jerk, they are those who want to kill me, mafia, move to the back yard!
Not again...
Toja where are you?
Go to the basketball court, moron.
Arsene, drive, drive away.
Hey Arsene, it's not them behind us?
Heck Arsene! Push on the gas moron, push, push!!!
Drive f*ck away!
Ooh barely came off.
Only how we did kickflip off the bridge?
And stay alive, i can't understand it till now.
Ok,here's the plan for now, we are going to cottage and then something will come up with.
There they can't find us.
Arsene, forgive me for what happened with the car of your grandmother.
And for what you are in this situation.
Everything will be fine, give you my word.
It's ok, you're not to blame or to blame, it doesn't matter now.
The main thing now with the need to get out of this situation.
Hello. Hello, Arsene where have you gone, look took the car and did not return.
When will you be home?
'll come back later. Ok, try to return car at evening.
I found them. I do everything myself, boss.
They try to run away, I had to shoot them.
I threw the dead bodies into the car and drowned them here.
The cops will not find anything, I removed the evidence.
Well done, well done, keep it up.
Now get out of here until the cops came.
I still can not believe we managed to do it.
And this tall was a normal guy.
I found them. I do everything myself, boss.
Do not touch me please, let us agree.
Quietly do not be afraid, I just want to talk.
The boss wants me to kill you, but I think it's wrong.
Not for such actions it must be done, but the boss has just gone crazy.
I can help you. What if you're lying and just hand over us to your boss?
You have to believe me, you have no choice, I could kill you right now but I don't.
Okay, then what should we do? How to make sure that they are not hunt for us?
Take the car, boss has many of these.
This will be compensated for your KIA.
Thank you for helping us, you are a good guy, we don't know how to thank you, thank you!
We will sell this car and I'll buy a new KIA for my grandmother, hope she doesn't will notice anything.
And a lot of money will remain.
And I on my portion give all debts, give all that i took and start live all over again.
It was a life lesson to you.
Well yes, yes, yes...
The End.