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Two best sisters play resident evil 4
so what do you mean, you didn`t like resident evil 4?
I-i.. It was kinda too hard, and didn`t really..
Shut your mouth, and enjoy like, the best game ever made.
*CROW SAYS HELLO*
There`s a crow!
***!
Ya know, like a evil mo..
***!
What is.. Dude.
Are they zombies?
No!
The are no zombies in this game!
What? That`s resident evil, dude.
No there`s no zombies!
I fought this... i fought...
There are NO zombies in Resident evil 4!
So what are this guys called?
They`re called.. heck.. well, i don`t know!
i guess one of them called Migell (?)
And i bet there`s another one called Sanchez!
How come i can`t... Run and walk and shoot?
Im.. im... punch your face..
Game should be a lot better if you...
Im gonna kill you.
Oh ***, eldery people!
***!
Talk to him with your gun!
Say hello! hello!
NOT a zombie!
That`s a typo!
In your f... What? typo for what?
Crombie?
Jombie?
Zimbie?
alright.. let`s try to steal the..
Zam-Bambo?
Oh, sweet, treasure!
Tha-a-ats not treasure.
Looks like they`ve killed a lot of people.
I can read, ***!
what?
go over that window.
Press A
That`s just probably gonna kill me, so...
JUST *** PRESS A OR I`ll GO AND KILL YOU
CA-BLAM!
So where`s all the "evil"? i haven`t seen it yet.
Really? The guys trying to stab you...
..Or rather cut you with axes..
..And while saying creepy spanish *** isn`t evil?
I don`t see anythig evil at all in this place.
Oh.. maybe.. okay!
Hey, i got one!
why are you?.. oh man..
Hey, i got another one!
Man, that crow *** out a hand grenade!!
How?... That crow is armed!
I got him right before he got me!
he was gonna trow that at ya
with his little crow-***!
Hey, is that dog?
what dog?
That dog!
That dog!
You should.. you should help that dog.
dude.. im tryin to help the dog
Oh, that dog is all *** up by your stupid m...
Hey, it`s that dog i saved him!
You totally saved that dog.
hey, dude, Wait, were are you going, COME BACK!
Whatever, you don`t need him.
Snowie!..
You get to be alone all the time now.
Aw, just like you.
Ah shut the fu-
M-m-m.. It`s true.
WHAT THE FU~-
What are you doing?
..The hell was that?
That was a... dinymite trip-wire!
How the *** do crows know how to lay dynamite?
...I have no ammo, im almost dead
You`ve got plenty of ammo!
Like, six ammo!
But im almost dead!
Well, you`re the one behind controls, ***.
`kay, who the hell`s in here?
WHATDAFUK?!
Carefully sneak around the alleys.
J-just avoid all of these.. all these ***.
okay, it`s going good so far then.
Nobody has seen you.
Dude? I don`t think you`re very good at sneaking.
It was harder than i thought.
Money!
Im, here in your house stealing your money-s!
Uh, dude?
Yeah, lets go..
Yeah!
What`s that?
That`s a chainsaw.
Sprint!
Waggle!
You need to waggle way harder than that!
*STUFF HAPPENING*
YOU DIDN`T WAGGLE HARD ENOUGH!
I waggled super-hard!
*MORE STUFF*
OH *** you!
*EVEN MORE STUFF*
`kay, so since you`re just a stupid baby, im gonna do that for you.
Im sure you`re gonna do it. \Im gonna do it!
You waggle it. Like this. That`s it. That`s all you do
uh? UH? not even looking. am not even looking.
oh What?
Wait whatdaHELL?!
Yeah. Thats about the way i though it was gonna go.
Yep!
GO EAT A BOAT.
How?.. Is the 3D effect work really well for you?
It works pretty good.
I dont really like the place where the put the style on 3DS, but-
This mission hasn`t been going very well
Nah, it`s could`ve been better.
who the hell is this?
oh, you don`t (like?) the guy?
*-Stranger!*
This is a cool guy.
He`s your pal.
that child molester is my pal?
Yeah, he kinda looks like a freaking child molester but thats cool, man
that`s his business.
*-Something that might interest ya*
***, all okay! \Yeah!
*Is that all, stranger?*
I guess so, sir.
right, so what am i doing here, i mean..
Wait! \***!
What no!
AWWW, ***!
Why did you do that?
It just happened when i came back to..
He`s not gonna sell you *** now!
I bought it, well, whatever!
He was your only friend in this horrible wasteland.
And you murdered him.
I- it was an accident!
great, caves!
i love caves!
I love going to dark one places.
I like your mom`s dark one places.
I`ll kill you, how about that?
how `bout no?
wait what?
What the ***?!
I KILLED HIM!
Go over there into the pier
Go into the pier.
And there`s like a bunch of fish that you can kill.
Like, in the water, and you can get items from them.
I think one of them drops a rubie or something.
You got some from the crows, right?
Yeah!
You can do it for fish too?
You totally do it for all wild-like animals.
Alright
But where are they?
Just get like two or free more.
There`s one over there
See? shoot it!
shoot it!
shoot the fishy!
You didn`t shoot the fishy!
Original by 2Snacks
translation by - BronyTranslate