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Hello and welcome to "Bankelihamra"
In today's episode are we going to build a really, really nice birdhouse
But, as we all know, it takes a pretty long time to build a birdhouse
Lucky for us, I've already prepared a finished one here
Then comes the question, where are we going to put this nice birdhouse
Maybe on this nail here
What do I know
The only one that can actually answer that question is a real bird
Which leads us to
Doctor
So, now have I gone through the operation that made me into a really, really nice bird
Everything to make me understand where I should put my birdhouse
The sad thing about this situation is that birds doesn't have the brain capacity that is required to think in this way
And that I any moment now will be swallowed by my new animal insticts and..
Yeah, It seems like I've been shot and is going to be eaten
Which is a pretty normal but still sad part of a birds life
You could maybe think that the hunter should have seen that, under all the feathers, I really wasn't a bird
Rather a completely normal human being that went through a pretty bad bird operation
Wait a minute, now you're lying there talking
You're a bird, right?
Oh, thats better
Well, I really wanna know where the birdhouse is suppose to be
So, I think I'm going to pretend I'm a bird a little bit longer
Let's see
Yummy
If you followed the steps along with me, you should also have ended up in heaven
But a common mistake is to end up in hell instead
And if it happend to you, I sadly can't help you
And you will probably be stuck there
Forever
But to you a bit more fortunate people, the next step is to get back earth again
And the easiest way to do that is to conquer heaven and rewrite it's rules
Come along
Heavens goverment
Just like that
We're finally back in our living human body
Here, on earth
And our experiences as a bird has taught us that the best place to put a birdhouse
Actually was here, on the nail
That is at least the way I build a really nice birdhouse