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I have a job working with special needs adults, and that requires me to be at the local YMCA
about five days a week. And there's this girl that works at the YMCA and I've always thought
she's really attractive. She's a little on the meaty side, but toned. And she's homely,
but pretty. Still, it didn't matter. I thought she's far more attractive then any of the
hard bodied hotties that you find working out in there on a daily basis. So one day
I'm in there with one of my special needs people, and we're riding the exercise bikes
together and getting a good workout, and watching these big screen TVs that they have at the
front of the YMCA, and the head coach of the Green Bay Packers, Mike McCarthy, happened
to be on giving a press conference or something like that. And I love the Packers, and so
of course I'm all into it, I'm reading the closed captioning and getting way into whatever
he's saying about the Packers. It's at that moment that this girl that I'm in love with,
that I find so attractive, happens to walk underneath the TV, and it dawns on me that
she actually looks very similar to Mike McCarthy... it's uncanny, really... and so now it's like
I've subconsciously connected these two worlds, and at the same time destroyed them both,
because now I'm not paying attention to this beautiful girl, or Mike McCarthy's beautiful
press conference, I'm just wondering how deep my love for the Green Bay Packers really runs,
and... is it really healthy?