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I think...I think I'm going to the beach, you know?
To let my compadre know...I mean,
to let everyone know that...
...we found this thing, the tunnel...
[Yo, don't let the rope go off!]
Can you bring me a tequila I put in the black box?
Yeah, sure...
Oh, where the hell is Juan?
Why is it taking them so long?
If I were him, I wouldn't come back...
F**king hysterical hag...
How vulgar!
We have no ears! Say...!
Shut up...
...you pair of insufferable jerks!
He was very rude to us...
It's just that...he lacks affection...
Come here...
Come...here, I...I love you...
What, what's your problem?
Leave me alone...
I know you're alive, compadre...
...so...
...do your best, compadre!
Compadre!
Compadre!
Compadre!
Compadre!
Com...pa...dre!
Com...pa...dre!
- Compadre! - Compadre!
I missed you, compadre!
I missed you too, compadre!
We are machos, right?
Yes...
...yes...
How are you, compadre? How was it?
Good, good, I mean...
...everything went well...
We found this place...
...a cozy place, you know...
...nice...
...there's room for...
...the two of us...
Oh, sounds good!
Look!
And who the hell are you?
We were in the back of the plane, babe...
We were all banging Ke Huevota...
All of you?
You see, she's a ***...
- 'Cause she's a ***...Ke Huevota... - 'Cause she's a ***!
- ...and we banged in the back of the plane... - She's a ***!
- ...one by one... - 'Cause this egg-girl is a ***!
- ...we made a line and then a raffle to see... - This egg-girl, Ke Huevota is a ***! ***!
Hold it!
I will ask you...
...very kindly,
to stop singing.
I am a bit tired...
...of listening to you the whole way...
...to this...
...beautiful island...
But they sing nicely...
You know what, lime?
Why don't you go...
...and $% your #$%&?! #$%& sh*tty citrus! You $% son of a b*tch!
Your mother...
...is nowhere near a #$%& tree...
...not even a tree seed, sown in the backyard of your #$%&!
Poor citrus, I bet he didn't see that coming...
Look!
Holy cow! Are this eggs ugly or what?!
Careful! They can be dangerous!
Who the hell are these guys?
We are...
The others..ers...ers...ers...ers...
...the other eggs...eggs...eggs...eggs...
...and here I do have...
...friends...
...ends...ends...ends...
Wait a sec...if these guys here were the eggs in the front...
...and we were in the back...
...well, then you don't fit in...
We are the owners of the island!
And you will pay for that!
Ok then...all of you, make a line, please. A line...
...to pay, you know, your share...
No, Igor...
But you said, master...
...that they will pay for it, right? Well, I'm making a line, so they put their...
...money...
Right?
No...
It's a way to say that they're gonna have a bad time...
...and shut up, you animal...
Well, nothing seems right to you, master...
What? Ok now, I'm gonna ask you to wipe your nose, please, ok?
What?
I said they're lost...
Again, do me a favor and blow your snots out, ok? I...I don't understand you...
Woah!
There's a bro here!
Well actually, not a "bro-bro", like a real "brother", you know?
It's more like a...
...green,
blue...brownish...egg...
Whassup, dude? Who did this to you?
I mean, so I can go punch him.
Was it your mamma?
Hi!
What's up, dude?
What is this place? Or what? What's your story? What do you do, bro? Or what?
Who beat you?
(Incomprehensible language)
What was that? What?
(Incomprehensible language)
What's that, again?
(Incomprehensible language)
What?
(Incomprehensible language)
Sorry, what?
(Incomprehensible language)
(Incomprehensible language)
Wait, wait, dude, you're really high, aren't ya? I need like four palm trees to understand you, bro.
To...activate the magnet, press here...
Heya...
Whatya want?
You wanna take a ***?
Well, what's taking you so long, dude?. Just push it!
Woah, dude, that was a good trip, now I'm gonna mix it more often, dude,
this is good quality...