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When you're ready Mr. Jardine.
Well ah wis in a group when a wis younger - four pack o' organic baby food in jars - folksy stuff. Quite talented, so we were.
Then I was a posh lager bottle, Mexican, a carry-oot.
But ah wisnae recycled properly. Naw - flung roon the back o the shed wi the rest.
Ah felt rubbish, totally undervalued - me still in ma prime anaw.
Eventually they see sense and I'm off doon the recycling.
Then it was pasta sauce, mayonnaise, olive oil, then back tae pasta sauce an so here ah um, ready for another turn, raring tae go.
That the kind o thing yer efter?
Ah kin still haold a tune ye know [starts singing in a loud, tuneless drone] "Ah'll tak the high-ee road if yooo..."
[cuts him off] THANK YOU Mr Jardine!