Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Mother, Father. What are you doing here?
Oh. I don't know.
What do you think it's about?
Oh.
Twenty Bucks she's gay.
That's horrible!
Your gonna bet on what your sister, and you daughter, is going to tell you?!
Twenty bucks she has crabs
Hi....Howdy.
Hi Michelle...!
Hi Michelle....!
Hi Guys.
So, Honey..
What's the thing you wanna tell us about?
(sighs) Well Guys...
I don't know what to say, i mean..
(sighs)
I'm....
Gay...
YES!
Pay up!
You guys bet on what I was gonna tell you?
They did. Not me.
Mom, you gotta pay up.
What the hell?!
Oh, you know mommy has a gambling problem.
I had no clue, really
You seriously had no idea?
No, I didn't. I swear.
Have you seen the way she dresses?
Yeah, I thought that was a dead give away.
No girly-girl would dress like this.
Well, everyone dresses like that
Yeah, everyone with a male genitalia.
Ryan!!!
Sorry!!
Anyway, me and your father never knew..
Right Honey?
Honey?
I knew okay!
What?!
You knew and never told me?!
How did you know?!
I saw you outside kissing Erica last month.
My girlfriend?
Say what now?
Well, i thought this was the best way to tell you.
It was honey, It was the right thing.
My girlfriend?!
I couldn't keep this on my chest anymore.
I mean look at my chest!
Secrets cannot be stuck here.
My *** are too bodacious and big
for secrets to stay on them.
You understand, i mean look look...
There goes the secret that I do drugs.
Gone.
Okay Honey.
Now now, no more *** talk
My Girlfriend?!
Shut up, Ryan!!
She dumped me...
God.
She said i wasn't manly enough
I have another secret.
Oh. Twenty bucks shes pregnant.
Oh, Oh! Twenty bucks on ***. I got ***!
Place your bets!
I
have..
A girlfriend.
Awe!
I'm terrible at this.
and shes downstairs.
I'm sorry... What, Uhmm..
she's what.. she's here?
You wanna meet her?
VICTORIA!
You call, Baby?
Oh my god.
Yeah
She's Hot.