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NARRATOR: Previously on "Save the Supers." The super force
budget went from bad, to too good to be
true, to bad squared.
They captured Panthera, and then un-captured her.
Will they find a way to boost morale.
NIGHT KNIGHT: And I also don't believe in
the concept of morale.
NARRATOR: Find out, now!
MERMAN: Where are you guys?
And know, I cannot see you coming in because you're in an
invisi-jet.
Jesus!
What the fu--?
Well, despite losing Panthera, it's been a great week for us.
We stopped Cardinal Sin, the Chiseler, and we saved the UN
council from fake Nelson Mandela.
So it's time for some R&R in the form of public outreach to
the local high school.
Hanging out with teenagers is fun.
FLEET FOOT: Hanging with teenagers is fun.
ELEMENTRA: Hanging out with teenagers is fun.
WORLD MAN: Hanging out with teenagers is fun.
NIGHT KNIGHT: Hanging teenagers is fun if they've
committed a crime.
ELEMENTRA: So my parents are gods.
And my mom personifies the concept of truth, which is how
I inherited the breath of truth.
TEEN GUY: Gay!
I use that term because my peers do and
I want to be accepted.
I'm extremely insecure and I wet my bed as
recently as last October.
I'm scared of orchids.
[LAUGHTER]
TEEN GIRL: Do it to Mr.Williams.
MR WILLIAMS: There will be a pop quiz on Friday.
I really believe in most of you.
And I find Elementra attractive.
I'm regretting the fact I agreed to do this.
MERMAN: OK, next presentation.
[LAUGH]
Let's just a--
NIGHT KNIGHT: Speaking of chemistry--
OK, Night Knight, we're not doing this.
[WHOOSHING SOUND]
WORLD MAN: I'm here.
[APPLAUSE]
WORLD MAN: With a super-villain.
[GASPS]
Everyone chillax.
The Bombardier's here to scare kids straight.
And scare the straight kids gay.
FLEET FOOT: It gets better.
MERMAN: OK, World Man, in the hallway.
Fleet Foot, detain him.
Get in the hallway.
What are you thinking?
WORLD MAN: What better way to teach kids not to be a villain
than to show them a really cool villain?
MERMAN: You brought a super-villain into a high
school full of children.
WORLD MAN: He's reformed.
He has his 30-day-chip chip from Super Villains Anonymous,
which means he hasn't done bad stuff for,
like, a whole month.
That's better than most collegiate sports coaches.
MERMAN: You can't just expect--
WORLD MAN: What you don't believe people can change?
MERMAN: Of course I do.
WORLD MAN: Trust me--
for once?
MERMAN: Oh my god, I can't believe I'm going to do this.
All right, let's do this.
WORLD MAN: Great.
Now let's get in there and scare the
*** out of some kids.
BOMBARDIER: I shared a cell with Dr. Glacier for years.
Ain't enough blankets in the world to
keep you warm at night.
HUGO: Why do you kill people?
MR WILLIAMS: Hugo, that's that's not appropriate.
BOMBARDIER: Nah, nah, it's OK.
Look, I didn't mean to kill nobody.
I just like to set off bombs.
You see, villainy is an addiction.
I learned that way too late.
Man, days like today, I would've
planted 20 bombs already.
And a high school--
there are so many places to hide bombs.
Hell, when World Man let me take a ***, I might have
planted one here or there.
I don't even know.
That's how strong the addiction is.
WORLD MAN: Amen.
MERMAN: You idiot.
Elementra, breath of truth, now.
Did you plant bombs here?
BOMBARDIER: I may or may not have.
I honestly don't remember.
Oh, yeah, I did.
That is so me.
See, the addiction.
MERMAN: Again.
Where are they?
BOMBARDIER: Everywhere.
MERMAN: [INAUDIBLE] evacuate the children, immediately.
BOMBARDIER: No, no, no.
I definitely would've set a trigger for that.
World Man, x-ray vision.
WORLD MAN: I don't see anything.
BOMBARDIER: Damn, I encased them in aluminum, which World
Man can't see through.
You blogged it once, the same night
you wrote about Twilight.
MERMAN: Give us something, man, come on.
BOMBARDIER: Here's one.
8, 7--
MERMAN: Shield the kids!
[CRIES AND SHRIEKS]
[BEEPING]
BOMBARDIER: Oh that's right.
They were fun bombs.
FLEET FOOT: They were fun.
BOMBARDIER: Maybe I am recovered.
[EXPLODING]
BOMBARDIER: I'll turn in my chip.
Yeah, sorry.
MERMAN: Take him prisoner.
WORLD MAN: Do you need to pee first?
BOMBARDIER: I would like to.
MERMAN: Do not let him pee first.
We're not perfect.
I mean, everybody makes mistakes.
And we do make a lot of them.
But I think our tally shows that we do
more good than harm.
Am I pissed at World Man?
Yes.
You should not bring a bomb-making
criminal to a high school.
[WHOOSH]
WORLD MAN: Haha!
Fun for you.
Next!
MERMAN: But, in his own weird way, he
showed faith in humanity.
And I think there's a lesson in that somewhere.
NIGHT KNIGHT: Want to make an energy drink?
Maybe if we all did that, there'd be less
villains in the world.
May--
And maybe we wouldn't need the Super Force at all.
SVA COUNSELOR: All right.
I want to welcome everyone to this week's meeting of Super
Villains Anonymous.
It's great to see some familiar
faces again this week.
OK, Bombardier, why don't you start us off.
BOMBARDIER: OK.
Hello I'm the Bombardier, and I am addicted to destruction.
GROUP: Hi Bombardier.
BOMBARDIER: It has been a tough journey
since my latest relapse.
But I am proud to accept my seven-day chip.
[EXPLOSION]
MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): Oh, what's happening?
SVA COUNSELOR: Why don't you just hand your chip back to
your sponsor, there.
FLEET FOOT: It's all right.
I did.
[SIGH]
NARRATOR: Next time on "Save the Supers." Merman tries to
break his dating slump.
World Man challenges Fleet Foot to a
race around the world.
A brand-new intern joins the team.
So many things to watch.
You'll have an eye-gasm.
Next week on "Save the Supers." Eww,
that robot just barfed.