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[Funky music by DJ Tom Heuzenroeder starts playing]
>> [DJ Heuzenroeder]: Get ready for the Absorption Factor!
>> [Woman (presumably hot)]: {vaguely *** 'woah' vocalisation}
>> [ICE-T and the MOCHA]: If you're in Year 12, don't know where to go,
Well don't you worry, no need for woe,
Cause I'm just here to let you know,
Chem Engineering's the way to go.
Distillation, separation, flocculation, and then filtration
Correlation, integration, calculation, examination!
>> [Woman (presumably hot)]: {vaguely *** 'woah' vocalisation}
Chem Engineers are often found, pumping fluid round and round
Extracting oil from the ground, settling slurries using sound
Smashing microbes into walls, or drinking them, on pub crawls
For Prosh and tradition we'll answer the calls, devising plans for a third Mall's ball.
>> [Dr Zhang]: Convection Heat Transfer Coefficient
>> [Dr Williams]: Hydrogen Embrittlement
>> [Dr Zhang]: Convection Heat Transfer Coefficient
>> [Prof King]: Fugacity Coefficient
>> [Prof Miller]: Police Force = Cops + 2
>> [Dr O'Neill]: Laplace Transform
>> [DJ Heuzenroeder's partner at the time]: {vaguely *** 'woah' vocalisation}
>> [ICE-T and the MOCHA]:Thermodynamic Quantity, Reduced Intensive Property
d{gamma} / d ln (C), laevorotatory
Now we hope your thoughts are clear, on the choice of your career
The one you'll use for making beer, the stuff that we all hold most dear....
>> [Dr O'Neill]: OK
>> [Dr Zhang]: Sugar
>> [Dr Middelberg]: Reynolds Number
>> [Dr Davey]: First Class Honours!
>> [Prof King]: Continuous Stirred Tank Reactor
>> [Dr Nguyen]: Absorption Factor
>> [Dr Nguyen]: Absorption Factor
>> [Woman ('hot or not' mystery now resolved)]: {vaguely *** 'woah' vocalisation}
>> [Dr Davey]: Great Stuff! First Class Honours!