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Will you marry me?
Yes.
I want to pay.
I want to pay
for the whole thing, okay?
Tommy, I do not want her to pay
for our daughter's wedding.
We're taking Sheila's money,
and Colleen's going to have
the greatest day
in the history of all the days
that she's ever gonna have.
Okay.
Here's what I have
to say to you.
I think you're awesome,
and I have such a fantastic time
with you
I think you're awesome,
too.
But here's the thing.
After we, you know,
have sex,
amazing sex, by the way.
The best sex I've had
in my entire life,
it's, there's this
It's the smell, right?
The penetration gives me gas.
Our friend Tommy has been
writing lately.
Letters.
And it is only
in the event of his death
we can actually read them.
I read mine already.
I went to Sheila's,
and I gave her the letter
because I knew that she was
totally pissed at you.
And look,
it turned everything around.
And then, I knew
that Janet wanted to kill you,
so I went over there,
and I gave her the letter.
I wanted to do something
that you can't, Tom,
which is to express
your real feelings for people
while you're still alive.
This is my day, okay?
The most important day
in my life so far.
So please,
no yelling, no drinking,
no finger-pointing,
no fist punching,
and I forgot, Uncle Teddy's
walking me down the aisle now.
Heh, what?
Relax, will you?
It will all be over
in a couple of hours.
Those your folks?
Yep.
Hmm.
I didn't know
your mom was Puerto Rican.
Mexican.
Oh.
You didn't think
that was information
you should have shared with
the in-laws before the big day?
Not when the in-laws
are a bunch of racist,
drunk-*** micks.
We're not racist, okay?
We're a little bit narrow-minded
and intolerant.
Hey, don't forget.
My mother thinks
you're a real priest.
Well, I was, once.
What forced you out?
The ***?
Well, a little bit of that,
you know.
Mostly the scandals,
the cover-ups, the dogma.
Missed the ***, didn't you?
Oh, God, yeah.
And you will, too,
after three years
of marriage.
Well, mop off, will you?
You look like ***.
Right, ahem.
Shawn's parents are,
like, really nice, aren't they?
Yeah, aren't they?
His father's
really black though, you know.
I don't mean in attitude.
I mean in color.
He's not that black.
Lou, when I met him,
I had to stop and make sure
my eyes were open.
I think his mom being Mexican
is the real surprise.
Yeah.
Like, wouldn't even
have known she was Mexican
unless he told us.
Me neither.
Until I saw her
tunneling under the front gate.
Hey, why can't a
Mexican become a firefighter?
They can't tell
the difference
between Jose and hose B.
All right, look, you ***.
Cut it out, all right?
You're invited guests
at a family function.
Grow up and act like it.
Hey, interesting
little side note.
We're not at work, ***,
and you're no longer
lieutenant.
So
suck it.
I don't do that, man.
I wouldn't want to encroach
on your area of expertise.
Listen, if I hear
one more Mexican joke,
I swear to God,
you guys are both in deep ***.
The closest bathroom's
a mile away.
Yeah.
Where'd you come,
by way of New Delhi?
What?
What is up with that jacket?
You like that, eh?
Yeah.
It looks like you just
joined a boy band, Kato.
Okay.
Proves my theory
that you absolutely
know nothing about style.
This is the latest thing,
my friend.
It is hip.
It is trendy.
Does it come
with a gay Asian lover,
or do you
provide that yourself?
Just curious about that one.
Mike, is that jacket gay
or what?
Don't answer that.
It's really gay.
Who's this guy?
That's our cue.
We gotta go, Tom.
Nobody's going anywhere,
okay?
Daddy,
we discussed this already.
Not to my satisfaction,
okay?
I mean, I'm here, I'm ready,
I'm willing, and I'm able.
I would like to know why
I can't walk my own daughter
down the aisle
at her wedding.
Because Uncle Teddy
is walking me down the aisle.
Come on, guys.
We gotta go.
Katy, you and
What's your name again, kid?
Jose.
Christ, a black kid
with a Mexican name.
You're a one-man crime spree
waiting to happen.
What did you say, pendejo?
You can knife me later.
Let's go.
Come on.
Daddy, go sit down.
Honey, Colleen
has made her choice.
Please respect it.
Okay, listen to me,
all right?
I have had nothing to drink.
Today, all I've had
is coffee,
an ocean of coffee,
all right?
I went to three meetings
this week.
Why?
Give me one reason why.
You don't have
Oh, my God.
It's because
we're all afraid
that you're not
going to make it
to the altar, okay?
Pfft, what?
Just go sit down.
Do your family a favor
and let your ***
do the talking
instead of your mouth.
All right?
Let's go.
What is she talking about?
Honey, the pressure.
There is a lawn full of people
out there staring at you.
I know.
The heat.
Your daughter on your arm.
The fact that she's leaving.
The whole nine yards.
We're all afraid
that you might pass out.
We gotta go.
You nearly fainted
at her junior prom.
Listen,
it was 110 degrees out,
and her date looked like
John Gotti Jr.
I wasn't about to pass out.
I was about to have an aneurysm,
okay?
You passed out
and cut your head on the counter
when Katy sliced her fingertips
open with a steak knife.
I think you lost
more blood than she did.
Okay.
Do I need to remind you
I tripped over
the Malibu Barbie, okay?
Mom said you passed out
in the delivery room
the day I was born.
I was shitfaced.
I'm not gonna drink today.
I'm not gonna drink.
I'm not gonna faint.
Tommy, do what's best for
your family right now, please,
and go sit down and let
Colleen walk down that aisle
without an incident.
Oh, now you sound like a cop.
I am.
Okay, you never
put your family first.
You didn't take that desk job,
and you didn't take a nice,
safe training job
like I asked.
And now, you are not respecting
your daughter's wishes
to get down that aisle
without any drama.
Going to ruin the flowers.
I have $300 right here that says
I will make it down the altar.
Come on.
Let's go.
You want to wager?
Let's wager.
Let's go, Rickshaw.
D'brickshaw.
Call me whatever you want.
Honestly, Tom.
I'm appalled.
Daddy, go sit down.
Oh!
She's beautiful.
Holy ***.
Just remember,
*** for brains,
you fall,
I ain't catching you.
The only way I'm going down is
if you shoot me again, ***.
Okay, Dad?
Yeah.
Good.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm great.
Thanks.
You sure
you ain't been drinking?
Not a drop.
Not a drop.
I love you, daddy.
I love you, too, honey.
You okay?
Yeah.
Great.
I'm good.
Good.
Ahh.
Hey, you made the bet.
Thank you.
Well, what better way to start
a Gavin family wedding
than with a well-won
*** of cash?
Dearly beloved.
* On another day
C'mon, c'mon *
* With these ropes I tied
Can we do no wrong? *
* Now we grieve
'Cause now is gone *
* Things were good
When we were young *
* With my teeth locked down
I can see the blood *
* Of a thousand men
Who have come and gone *
* Now we grieve
'Cause now is gone *
* Things were good
When we were young *
* Is it safe to say? *
* C'mon, c'mon *
* Was it right to leave? *
* C'mon, c'mon *
* Will I ever learn? *
* C'mon, c'mon *
* C'mon, c'mon
C'mon, c'mon *
Hey, what are you doing?
Tom, it's not what you think.
This isn't for me.
I was grabbing one
for a friend.
A friend that lives at the
bottom of your esophagus.
Nice try, ***.
Hey, honey.
This is Tell her this
It never ends, does it?
All right.
Emergency family meeting.
Let's go.
Everybody.
Go.
Go.
All right.
Listen.
We're surrounded by ***,
which means we're
surrounded by temptation.
But nobody panic,
because I got a plan.
What's going on?
Hey! You got a knife on you?
No.
Well, I do
so don't try anything.
Huh!
I heard someone called
a family meeting.
It's Gavin only family.
What?
It's *** related, kid.
You don't
wanna get involved.
Hey, if it's ***-related,
you can count my *** in.
Now, here's how I think
we should get it done.
First, we hit
the champagne fountain.
Get a little buzz going.
Then, we make our way
over to the *** luge,
hit that nasty ***
hard.
Talking Ike Turner hard.
Then, we get busy
on the Hennessy.
I don't think
they're serving Hennessy.
They're not.
But I got a couple
cases out in the car.
BYOC baby.
"C"?
Cognac.
Tell you what.
You get started.
We'll catch up with you later,
all right?
Got it, fam.
- Okay.
- Bye.
We really going to catch up
with him later,
as in drinking?
No, you moron.
What's wrong with you?
I think we should
drink today.
Matter of fact, we should
all get a free pass
this one day only.
A one day pass.
Yeah.
You know what?
That's not a bad idea.
Yeah.
This is a joyous
family occasion.
I mean, face it.
How many more of these
are we gonna have?
From here on in,
it's probably divorce,
rehab, cancer,
mostly of the balls.
All right.
No one is drinking,
not even me, all right?
Thank you.
Champagne?
Beat it, sister.
Mm, new rule,
champagne doesn't count.
Champagne it is then!
I meant for me.
I can drink
a shitload a champagne.
Champagne is kid stuff.
It's like wine soda.
This could work!
All those
in favor of champagne only.
Oh, are you guys nuts?
Come on, knock it off.
Champagne is ***.
Champagne is ***.
The only person who gets to
drink is Sheila.
The only person who gets
to drink is Sheila.
Knock it off Tommy!
I was just reinforcing
your rule, honey.
One day's worth of wine soda,
Jan.
Come on.
Why not?
This from the man
who threw a dining table
out a window at Bill McPhee's
wedding three years ago?
Yeah.
How about the armoire
that you threw out the window
at Kelly O'Brien's wedding
the year before that?
It's wrong
to have a specialty?
Besides, I was drinking whiskey
both those times, not wine soda.
Hey, listen.
There is going
to be no drinking at all, okay,
because I did not pay
for this whole shebang
so that you guys
could get shitfaced,
start insulting people,
sleeping with waitresses,
and making drunken speeches.
Right, Janet?
Right.
That's all we need,
a bunch of drunken Gavins
getting into fistfights,
breaking windows,
and making Mexican jokes.
Why would we tell
Mexican jokes?
Shawn's mother's a ***.
Really?
Hey, what do you get
when you cross a Mexican
with an octopus?
What did Janet just say?
Jesus Christ.
I swear to God,
I'll bounce each and every one
of your ***
right out of this place,
all right?
No more drinking, no fighting,
and no Mexican jokes, all right?
All right.
One Mexican joke.
Get it out of your system.
What do you get when you cross
a Mexican with an octopus?
I don't know, but it sure picks
a shitload of lettuce!
Knock it off, *** it.
It's not funny, all right?
Best behavior from here on in.
That means you.
Don't do the thing
you always do.
What thing I always do
at weddings?
Let me put it this way,
sweetheart.
Just catch the bouquet
not an STD.
Hey, can I help it
if I get romantic at weddings?
There's just always
something in the air.
That thing in the air
is your legs.
Okay, that's not funny.
Okay, stop it.
Now, for one day only,
we are not Gavins, okay?
You are nice, decent,
civilized human beings.
No ***, no wine soda.
Forks and knives,
napkins in laps,
and two feet on the floor
at all times.
And if any one of you
ruins my daughter's big day,
your last breath on this earth
will be through my two hands.
Yeah.
Hors d'oeuvres?
Yes, please.
All right.
Bring it in.
No *** on three.
One, two, three!
No ***!
What's with
the three amigos?
I don't know.
Black Shawn's
parents paid for them.
See those outfits?
Ridiculous.
Excuse me, waiter?
Can I get some more champagne?
Sheila, it's me.
Oh! Well, I'm sorry.
Well, you're wearing
the same thing as the waiters.
Don't be ridiculous.
This is a very expensive
jacket.
It is?
Yes.
Can I get you something,
miss?
Yes.
I would like a champagne
with a champagne back.
Sure.
What?
At least I got a reason.
Such a, uh
Just a
great wedding day.
Yeah.
It's very nice.
Yes.
Yes.
You know, we love Colleen.
Yes we do.
She's lovely.
Just lovely.
Thank you Doreen.
Ah!
Ah?
Ah?
Dorena.
Dorena.
Right.
Yes.
Dorena.
Dorena.
Sorry.
That's a pretty name,
Dorena.
Yeah.
So, Dorena, um, I understand
that you're an Octigan.
Mexipus.
From Mexico.
Yes.
I'm Mexican.
That's nice.
We're assuming
you like Shawn.
Oh, yes.
We didn't tell you that?
No, you didn't.
Oh.
We love Shawn.
Don't we, Tommy?
Huh?
Shawn.
Garrity.
Moron.
Shh, their Shawn.
Black Shawn.
Your Shawn.
You know what?
The kid is just
I don't even know
what to say.
He's just
Yeah.
When's the baby due?
What? They
Oh, my God.
They didn't say
Colleen didn't
No, no, no.
You.
Oh, that's right.
Yes.
Uh
You scared us.
For a second there,
I thought Wow.
Yeah.
About a week and a half.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, oh, wow.
Not that I mean,
of course
We would have been happy
with you in our family.
Yes.
Well, someday soon,
we'll all become
grandparents.
Yes.
Yeah, we will.
We will.
And
So Colleen and Shawn's kids.
What color you think
they're gonna be?
Excuse me?
I'm sorry.
Ken Shea.
I'm a friend of Tommy's.
He works with me.
He works with me.
What color, off the top of
your head
We were in the middle
of a conversation here.
Well, I'm only
bringing it up
because you mentioned it to me
a couple of months ago.
You were concerned about
the color of your grandchildren?
No.
No.
No, no, no.
No.
no.
I was excited and curious,
which is why I was talking
to the guys at the firehouse,
because to me, Black Shawn
always talked to me
about the black rainbow,
and I was like,
"Wow, what color are these kids
going to be?"
You know what I mean?
Black or purple or
Why would they be purple?
Did I say purple?
You know why
I said purple?
Because I was thinking of
this color, which is lavender,
which is the color
of the president's lips,
which Who I love.
Voted for him.
Love his
but that's again, who cares?
Black, white, Mexican,
I don't You know.
Mexican isn't really a color.
No, it's not.
It's not a color.
You know what it is?
I'll tell you what it is.
Well,
I don't have to tell you,
but it's an attitude.
It's an approach.
You know what I mean?
It's like, hey, I'm a Mexipus,
and I'm here, and I'm here
to work 14, 16, 18,
you know, uh, you can't have
a place like this.
You think
this is an Irish guy's, no,
it's, you know,
all this lawn and everything?
It's your people making,
you know, everything.
Probably these flowers,
I mean, you know,
which are beautiful.
Which really
It was nice meeting
you both.
Uh, it's
Yeah.
Check 1, 2, 1, 2.
Oh!
Isn't that lovely?
And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
it's time to toast
to our newlyweds.
I'd like to please welcome
Shawn's best man,
our older brother,
D'brickshaw.
Hey.
Kanye West.
Thank you.
Thank you so much, one and all.
And you are so welcome here.
I am Sheila,
Colleen's Auntie Sheila.
Oh, my God.
Doesn't she
just look so beautiful
and so gorgeous
and so grown-up?
Yay!
Which makes the rest of us
really, really old.
But what I really want to say,
folks,
is that I am so glad
that I paid for the dress
and for the party
and for the whole thing today.
But nobody needs
to know about that,
okay,
because it's very gauche.
Please don't ask me
about it again.
Please, I beg of you.
I just have so many things
that I want to say.
I was married once,
to the love of my life,
James Keefe.
Oh, my God.
His name still sounds
like music to me.
It really does.
Oh, God.
And we loved
to go to weddings together.
We just did.
Because it reminded us
of how we wanted to renew our
vows at our 20th anniversary,
which I celebrated
last year alone.
But I do not want to let
that plan go to waste
or this whole great,
fabulous day,
these good feelings, right?
Don't want to let it go
to waste.
So I've been thinking
there are two people
that mean so much to me.
They have recently
recommitted to each other.
And they have decided
to make one more crazy
*** shot at it
for the thousandth time.
SoTommy, Janet,
hey, you guys,
I'm talking about you.
What do you say, huh?
Why don't you
renew your vows
right here, right now?
What do you say?
Can I talk to you outside?
Okay?
Oh, no you may Ow!
You may not talk to me
outside.
I'm more interested
in what the two of you think.
What do you say?
Come on!
We want another wedding!
We want a wedding!
We want a wedding!
We want a wedding.
Whoo!
We want a wedding.
Whoo!
We want a wedding.
Whoo!
No, no, no.
Listen.
I appreciate the sentiment.
You know, it's obviously
a very emotional day.
But it's not as if
I haven't at some point,
you know,
actually thought about,
you know, one day,
Janet and I maybe,
you know,
renewing our vows.
But, you know, it's
You have?
Think
Yeah, I have.
But
today's Colleen's day, right?
Yes.
Yes.
And we appreciate
the thought.
Really? 'Cause you know,
I paid for this whole wedding,
which I asked you
not to talk about.
Uh-huh.
Well, the kids, right?
Just
Why don't we keep it.
Don't touch this microphone.
Mom? Dad?
Yes?
Hey! Oh.
Here you go.
Thanks.
Oh.
This has been probably the most
perfect day of my life so far,
and the only thing
that can make it more perfect,
and the greatest wedding gift
that you guys could give us
and me and Katy
would be if you guys
renewed your wedding vows.
Please.
Well, honey, you know what?
It's not just about you
today.
I know it's your day,
but it's also,
it's purple Shawn's
Not purple Shawn
I'm cool with it.
Yeah.
I'm Let's go.
We don't have a priest, so
Uncle Mickey's here.
We don't have a realproblem.
We're gonna have
a real problem,
because isn't there a law
against doing
more than one marriage
No, no.
I'm good with it.
Daddy?
Yeah?
Please?
It would make me so happy.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Why not?
And Tommy's vows
written for Janet.
I, Janet Gavin
I, Janet Gavin.
Do hereby promise.
Do hereby promise.
To do everything
my husband says sexually.
No, no, no.
no.
No, that's an "x.
"
No, that's an "r.
"
It's an "x.
"
He has bad handwriting.
"Seriously.
"
To It says se-seriously.
"Seriously, sweetheart.
"I tried to write nice vows,
"only they came out sappy
and a little gay.
"So what I'm
gonna do instead
"is beg you
to marry me again,
"because I love you,
and I've always loved you,
"and you are the hottest woman
I have ever known,
"especially in that dress.
"So, please,
Aw.
Please, marry me again.
"
All right, Tommy.
And Janet's vows
to Tommy.
I, Tommy Gavin.
I, Tommy Gavin.
Promise to love
and protect.
Promise to love
and protect.
Honor and obey.
Honor and obey.
And never, ever,
ever, ever
And never, ever, ever
Ever.
You missed off an ever.
Oh, I kind of Ever.
Do any of the insane things
I've done in the past.
Won't do any of the things
I did in the past.
Insane things
I've done in the past.
I won't do
any of the insane things
I've done in the past.
Including drinking
I will not drink.
Smoking.
I haven't had a cigarette
Smoking.
Smoking.
I won't smoke.
Or having
extramarital affairs
be they with women inside
or outside the family.
It's me he's talking about.
Me.
Ha, ha.
Shh.
So by the power vested in me
by the state of New York
Oh.
Actually there's more
on the other side.
Oh.
Oh, there's more.
I also make
a solemn promise to
Heh, I also make
a solemn promise to
What?
Retire from active duty
What?
And take a desk job downtown,
a training job,
or any other job
within the department
that will keep me
out of harm's way
for the sake
of my family.
Honey, uh
That's the wayjust
I'm not I can't do
Uh, honey.
Honey.
Honey.
I'm gonna start drinking
and become a ***.
Honey, I'll do it.
- You will?
- Yes.
Honey.
Yes? Yes.
If anybody here who knows
why these two people
shouldn't be joined
in holy matrimony,
let them speak now
or ever hold their
Let's just
skip that part.
I now repronounce
you man and wife.
Hey.
Hey, pal.
The head's around the corner.
No, listen.
Hey.
You seen Emily?
No.
Okay.
I need your advice.
I need you to be the voice
of reason for me right now.
Me?
Yeah, I know.
I'm doomed.
Here's the thing.
You know,
at a wedding like this
when everybody's all happy
and lovey and feeling all good,
and you start thinking about
your own life and all that ***?
That's what I'm doing.
And here's what I think.
I'm gonna ask Emily
to marry me.
Huh? Good idea?
Bad idea?
Dude, she stinks.
Whoa.
Hey.
Only after sex, okay?
And to be honest with you,
I'm starting to not smell it.
I mean,
of course, I smell it.
It's like a trash dump
in a third world nation.
But that's not the point.
The point is, it's like I feel
like it's a sign or something
that I'm doing something right,
you know? It's weird.
I can meet some other chick
right now
and ***
the hell out of her,
and afterwards,
if she doesn't smell like a
like a toxic
waste facility,
I'd think I was doing
something wrong, okay?
This thing, man.
It's not just
an eye-watering,
nasty, horrific,
soul-sucking fart anymore.
You know? It's
It's the smell of love, man.
Love.
Sean, listen.
Take my advice.
You know,
you gotta sleep on this.
I mean, if you marry Emily,
and you guys have kids,
what if they're
farters too?
Then you'll be stuck
with, like,
a really stinky
family forever.
So you're saying
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm gonna do it.
Thanks, man.
Good talk.
You're always there for me.
Ooh.
No one is ever
gonna want me.
No one is ever gonna
touch me.
No one is ever gonna
marry me ever again.
You leave this bed,
Ugh.
I swear to Christ,
I will cut your balls off
and sew them to a dog.
Sit down.
Will you please hold me?
I don't think that's such
a good idea
Will you just hold me?
I'm hurting!
Have some kindness!
This is not the way that things
were supposed to end up.
I'm a bridesmaid
at somebody else's wedding,
someone who is young enough
to be my daughter.
Ah.
Honey.
This is not
what it looks like.
Hello.
Well, it looks like
you and Sheila on a bed
with your pants undone.
This is dinner-related.
This is not ***-related.
I mean, could we be having sex?
She's crying.
Don't answer that.
Just
Tommy, get outta here.
Oh, Sheila, honey.
It's okay.
Let it out, honey.
I was supposed
to be married by now.
I don't know.
Maybe
to him.
Maybe not to him.
Honey.
Honey, he was never gonna
marry you.
You know that.
He was only interested
in himself.
Yes, you have
the grief connection.
Yes, there was
a mutual bond.
But as always,
it was only about him.
He's an ***.
But he told me
that he loved me.
He loved the sex.
And I guarantee you
that if I dropped dead,
he'll be headed
to your house
half an hour after they
stick me in the ground
wanting a ***.
Right, Tommy?
That's a little
Half an hour?
I mean,
it's at least 40 minutes
from our house
to her house.
I was just trying
to throw a little
levity into the
No.
Go get some water.
Okay.
But you know what?
Let me just say something, okay?
You know, it wasn't
just about the sex, you know.
There was a real connection
between us.
And, you know,
it was about healing
and about grief,
you know.
The two of us.
And itand it was
Would you like ice
in the water?
Put some whiskey
in it.
Don't you think
you've had enough?
I said put some whiskey in it!
Oh, gee, Gav.
I'm sorry.
Oh, no.
Honey, no.
You don't have
anything to be sorry about.
Look, you gave us
this beautiful day.
Yeah, and Colleen is glowing,
thanks to you.
And the renewing the vow thing
was a little insane,
but it worked out perfectly.
You are a good friend.
No, I'm not.
I'm not a good friend.
I'm not.
Look, we're close,
and we can laugh about stuff,
and I can help you
with your kids,
and you can help me
with my kids.
But honestly
I can't truly be around you
for too long
for any given
amount of time.
Why not?
Because, Janet,
everything I wanted,
you got.
Oh.
Your husband went away.
And he came back.
Mine, not so much.
It's never gonna happen.
So, what am I left with here?
Let's see.
I've got a lot of money.
I've got Damian
in a wheelchair.
And, um.
Oh, yeah.
An empty bed.
You really
need to get laid.
I know!
Mickey's downstairs.
Ugh!
Oh, come on.
He's a good man.
I mean, he's a Gavin.
What are the odds?
Don't you think he deserves
another chance?
Well, he is totally hot.
But I would only
be using him for sex.
Which actually
works for me.
Hey.
Hey.
Beautiful day.
Yep.
Very, very touching.
What would you know about
touching?
Hmm?
I know a little.
Oh, that's good.
I'm gonna get a slice.
Nah.
I'm sorry.
I was, uh,
hearing her confession.
Yeah, 'cause I've been
very bad.
Very bad.
Ah.
You know, Mikey,
you gotta admit.
Gavins sure do throw
a freaky-*** wedding, huh?
No ***, huh?
Good times.
Yo, B, what is that smell?
Holy ***.
You wanna get married?
Yes.
Really?
Yes!
You do?
Yes! Yes.
We're gonna
get married?
Whoo! I caught it!
Aah! I paid for this bouquet,
***!
What, what!
Hey! What, what!
Viva la Gavins, baby!
This your building?
No.
I watch the bus depot.
Anybody inside?
Eh.
Chinks run the sweatshop
on the ground floor,
but they usually clear out
about 9.
Pretty sure the rest of the
building's off-limits.
Any squatters?
Eh, cops catch kids sometimes
up top drinking beer,
tagging the walls.
Place is a ***
eyesore.
You should let it burn,
you ask me.
Yeah.
We didn't.
Go on.
Get outta here.
All right.
Look, the smoke
is real heavy on three,
so start there
and work your way up.
I'm gonna have second alarm
clear the bottom floors.
Remember, fellas.
Big buildings, big problems.
Jesus Christ.
It'd be nice if they
let us take the elevator
one *** time,
wouldn't it?
Yep.
You acting deputy tonight?
No, I do this
in my spare time.
Nice.
Have your men clear out
the lower floors.
All over it.
Anything up top?
We just sent them up.
Could just be some kids
messing around.
We don't know yet.
Big buildings,
big problems.
You don't have to tell me,
Sid.
Yo.
Yo.
Yeah, chief, tell 99
we got some *** on fire
up here.
Nothing too hot.
Copy.
Not as hot as the
honeymoon suite the other night.
Or hot as it's gonna get
on my honeymoon
with my baby girl
when I go ***, ***, ***.
***
- -*** is a great
place to visit, uh,
'cause Mexico, you know,
Oh, yeah.
It's crowded.
Mexico's kind of crowded.
Hey, guys.
We got some
empty beer cans over here.
I think they're imported.
Wait.
Hold up.
Hold up, guys.
You smell that?
Yeah.
Smells like diesel fuel.
Yeah, it sure does.
Hey, what's going on up here?
Yo, fellas.
We got ourselves
a real problem.
Oh, ***!
Oh, ***!
Lou!
- Mayday, mayday, mayday.
- Lou! Lou!
I'm calling in the third alarm.
Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
Lou, what's your position?
We're on three.
We're in
the middle of an arson, chief.
There's diesel fuel
everywhere.
Give me a recall.
Everyone's accounted for.
Any visible exits?
Back the way we came.
Get your *** there,
now.
Mayday, mayday
- Back the way we came.
- Here we go.
Let's go.
- Holy ***! All right.
- Stay together.
Back, guys.
Back.
- Go, go, go, go!
- Stay together.
This way.
Over here.
- This way.
- In there.
In there.
Come on, come on, come on.
- Hit the elevator!
- Go, go, go, go!
Come on, come on
Get in.
Get in.
Hurry up, hurry up.
All right.
All right.
Oh, ***!
This is bad.
Come on, Tommy!
I'm trying.
***!
Gotta go up.
I gotta go up.
- I got it.
I got it.
- Ah.
We're almost there.
Almost there.
Almost there, guys.
- Come on.
- Almost there.
The ***
cables are dry.
Up.
Up.
Come on.
*** it.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Get your heli up.
Come on.
Knock it down.
Christ! It's locked!
- Get the grate up!
- Hurry it up! Hurry it up!
Knock it!
Got it.
Come on.
Speed it up.
Go, go, go! Lou, go!
*** it!
We're on the fourth floor now.
What the hell
are they going up for?
All right, Lou, look.
There's a window
at exposure two.
Get over there now, and I'll
send Nielsy with a ladder.
Listen, I got towers up.
I want you on the curb
so we can soak this ***.
Stretch that out!
- Guys, take your tanks off.
- Save your air.
Save your air, Franky.
Get the tank off.
Jesus Christ.
Where the hell's
Niels with that ladder?
- Whoa! Holy ***!
- Yeah!
Free at last, baby!
Free at last.
- Nielsy!
- Hey, guys.
- Need a ride.
- Thank God.
All right.
Shush.
Hush.
Please help us!
*** it.
- You hear that?
- Yeah.
It's those kids.
- All right.
- Let's go.
Come on.
Yeah, like we're not gonna
come with you.
All right.
Chief, listen.
We hear the kids now.
We're heading
in their direction.
Look, Lou.
You don't
have a lot of air left.
Get to that window
and back immediately.
And if you can't make it,
get over to the bulkhead stairs.
You can't send them
to the bulkhead.
It's like
a furnace up there.
I gotta get some water
on these lower floors
so you don't get cooked.
Be careful up there.
There's gonna be fire pushing
all over the *** place.
We don't have a choice,
Sid.
They're not gonna
leave those kids.
Help us! You gotta help us!
We're locked in.
- All right.
Sit tight.
- We're coming for you.
Go, go, go!
Just sit tight, calm.
Just sit tight.
We're coming.
Come on, come on,
breathe! Calm down.
Breathe.
- Nice and easy now.
- Nice and easy.
Deep breath.
Deep breath.
Yeah.
Deep breath.
Okay.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
Deep breath.
Relax.
Come on.
Let's go! Come on!
Come on! Come on, let's go!
All right, chief.
Listen, we lost our safety line,
and our tanks are going dry.
There's no way we're making it
back to that window.
We're headed for the bulkhead.
Now, guys.
Go, go.
Let's go.
Keep going.
Straight up.
Go, go, go.
Keep going.
Up, up, up, up.
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
Let's go.
Come on!
Come on.
I'm out of air!
I'm out.
I got no air!
The guys have reached
the bulkhead with the grabs.
Where's the ladder?
Ladder's arriving now.
All right.
Well, get
that *** door open.
We're sitting on a powder keg
down here.
Go.
Guys, go!
- I got a door up here.
- Hold on.
Hold on.
Come on!
Come on.
Come on!
The *** door won't shut.
- What do you got?
- What do you got?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, hey, hey.
Just calm down.
You're gonna be okay.
Breathe slow.
Breathe slow.
Breathe deep.
Go.
Go.
Son of a ***!
Aw, ***!
Urgent, urgent.
The bulkhead is bricked over.
There's no means of egress.
62 has
no means of egress, okay?
Nielsy,
I want you
to get off that roof.
Repeat.
The structure
is compromised.
It is unstable.
Get off the *** roof now.
- We're gonna be okay.
- You're gonna be all right.
Just breathe easy.
Breathe easy.
Shawn, get back to work, man!
Come on, ***! We don't quit!
Is he going to be okay?
- We're gonna be okay.
- We're gonna be all right.
What do you want to do, Lou?
Go, Tom.
go.
You sure?
We'll be fine.
Trust me.