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Lydia: So, a lot of you guys have been asking Mary about Eddie in the comments,
so we decided to make an entire vlog dedicated to talking about him!
Mary: No, YOU decided, I did not. I like to keep my private life private!
Lydia: [Scoffs] Where's the fun in that?
Mary: Uh, self-respect, dignity, plausible denial when things go terribly wrong...
Lydia: Wow, you worry too much.
Mary: It's not like there's much to say anyway. We started dating shortly after that gif incident, and, um,
he's really cute and nice and funny and I like him. The end.
Lydia: You liiiike him?
Mary: Of course I like him, why else would I be going out with him?
Lydia: Mmmm...
Mary: Don't even respond to that. Ya know, how about you?
If you're so keen on over-sharing people's personal lives on the internet, why don't we talk about your love interests?
Lydia: Love interests? No. That's way too boring.
I like my boys like I like my data plan: readily available, unlimited, and something I never signed a contract for.
Mary: Healthy. Well, at least you're up-front about it.
Lydia: Not always up-front enough...
Anyway, you seem to be the only Bennet with an actual boyfriend, unless Kitty has been keeping things from me.
Mary: So that guy Lizzie was dating just blew town?
Lydia: G-dubs? Yeah. Bummer.
Mary: Yeah, he kinda seemed like a ***.
Lydia: Oh, he tried to act all cool on camera, but he was actually really sweet to Lizzie, and Jane, and me.
He's actually a pretty cool guy, and MEGA-hot. I mean, come on.
Mary: Do not get any ideas.
Lydia: Oh please, I would never go after someone Lizzie dated.
Boys come and go, but sisters are forever! I just think more boys should be like him, that's all.
Mary: Yeah, well, Eddie's pretty great.
Lydia: I know, you guys are so cute! It's kind of gross.
Lydia: So, how serious have you two gotten?
Mary: Ok, I think we're done here.
Lydia: No!
[End music] Da-na-na-na na na, na-na-na-na na na, yeah!