The Late Show With David Letterman - S08 - English Transcript

WITH US IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES. TOMORROW ON THE PROGRAM, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RICHARD SIMMONS WILL BE HERE. DONNA SUMMER... >> Paul: SISTER! (BAND PLAYING MADONNA'S "HOLIDAY") >> Dave: OH, MY GOODNESS! HOW ARE YOU? RIGHT HERE. YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? >> I'M VERY FINE. >> Dave: IS THIS FOR ME? >> YEAH. BE CAREFUL. IT'S FRAGILE. >> Dave: THANK YOU. CHOCOLATES? IT'S... LOOK, PAUL, IT'S MADONNA! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) WOW. THIS IS BEAUTIFU■ >> I WANTED TO BE THE FIRST PERSON TO WISH YOU A HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. >> Dave: OH, THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> AND, YOU KNOW, THEY WANTED ME TO SAY THE BAD WORDS. >> Dave: NO. (LAUGHTER) WELL, THAT'S... YOU... >> I'M A CHANGED WOMAN SINCE I MET YOU AND... (LAUGHTER) AND I'M NOT GOING TO SAY (no audio) ANYMORE.■ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (BAND PLAYING MADONNA'S "HOLIDAY") >> Dave: ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. IT'S A ROLEX WATCH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> THANK YOU. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> Dave: WELL, I'VE GOT, LIKE, A THOUSAND ROSES HERE. COULD WE PUT... CAN WE... >> Paul: GORGEOUS. >> Dave: ...PUT THESE... READ THE CARD. I KNOW, THE OLD JOKE. READ THE CARD. HERE YOU GO. HERE. I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M GIVING THEM TO YOU. SEE IF YOU CAN'T DO SOMETHING WITH THOSE. WELL, YOU PUT THEM IN, YOU KNOW, AND WE'LL HAVE THEM OUT HERE. >> Paul: ALL RIGHT. >> Dave: YEAH, OKAY. >> Paul: I'LL PUT THEM IN SOME WATER. >> Dave: OKAY. SEE? >> Paul: COULD I HAVE A TALL VASE, SOMEBODY? >> Dave: YEAH. I KNEW WHEN WE STARTED TO PLAY "MAY WE PRESS YOUR PANTS, PLEASE?" SOMETHING WONDERFUL WOULD HAPPEN. WE HAVE TO DO A COMMERCIAL. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK HERE WITH GRANT HILL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.