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Is that why you don't wear
a wedding ring?
Look, I like you.
It's probably better
for both of us if we just
I totally agree with you.
It's nature, and there's
a fox in my henhouse,
and I don't like it.
My brother, who is in prison
because of me,
asked me to look after her.
Hey, Epyck.
How the hell do you know
my schedule, anyways?
I think he's smoking marijuana.
Send Buddy junior
home to Dillon.
Jess Merriweather, all right?
She's the new equipment
manager with us.
My dad just got out of prison,
and my mom,
she asked me to forgive him.
You asked me to be better.
I don't know how,
because he never taught me!
- It was an emergency.
- Oh, an emergency, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
I had to.
- Had to?
Mm-hmm.
You know what?
Uh-uh.
Really?
It was.
It was, baby.
You're heartsick or something?
- I am!
- You're such a baby!
I don't get to see you anymore.
- You're a baby.
- I am.
I see you every day
in the field house,
like yesterday when I was
folding those towels
- That doesn't count.
- In fifth period
I can't do this
while you fold towels.
- Oh, whatever.
- I can't.
I can't.
Okay.
Jess and Vince
kissing like a fish ♪
Jess and Vince ♪
You stay right there.
I'm gonna come get you.
- Rug rats!
- I got them.
Hey, can I help you?
UmYeah.
I was just wondering
if I could have some girls
over here tomorrow
for the dance planning
committee?
The who?
Well, East Dillon's
having a dance,
which they haven't done
in, like, 20 years,
and so I signed up
for the dance committee.
I just thought that
a few girls could come over
and talk about decorations
and stuff.
I said we could host it
over here.
Is that okay?
Dude, when's your mom getting
back from that casino boat?
You know, never mind.
We can do it at school.
It's not a big deal.
No.
Yes, becks, yes.
God, they can come over here.
It's just not gonna be
a freakin' slumber party
at my house.
Oh, no.
They'll just be here
for a couple hours, tops.
That sounds awesome.
You're looking good.
So, um, flight okay?
It was good.
The movie sucked.
Always play those chick flicks.
- Yeah.
- That what it was, chick flick?
Yeah, it was
something like that.
Hey, you hungry?
No, I'm good.
We used to say,
"d'ya eat? No, d'you?
Well, 'sgoeat.
"
Ha ha.
We can go eat, if you
- No, I'm I'm good.
- No.
All right, good, good.
We'll just stop by the store,
and we'll get some groceries,
you know,
whatever you like to eat.
Sounds good.
Just as long as you
don't make me eat seitan.
Satan?
What the hell's that?
It's it's like
it's like wheat gluten.
I don't know.
Kevin's obsessed with it.
Why?
I don't know.
He says it's like nature's meat.
Well, nature already has meat.
It's called a cow.
Oh, my God, is that?
Yep.
Damn.
It's like
the saddest place in the world.
God, you can't make anything
in your life work, can you?
Good.
That's good.
Come on, let's go.
Hey, Luke!
Luke.
Hustle up.
- Hustle up.
- Coach.
Karl, this is Luke.
Luke, this is Karl gage
from over at t.
M.
U.
- How you doing, son?
- Very well, thank you.
- You look good out there.
- Thank you, sir.
You playing both ways,
offense and defense, right?
- Yes, sir, I am.
- We like that iron man.
- Yes, sir.
- Look, I'd, uh
I'd like to sit down
with you sometime
- Really? Thank you.
- Talk about your plans.
I'd love to.
Thank you, sir.
Why don't we bring you
over to T.
M.
U.
?
You can look around the campus,
meet the players,
- meet the coaches.
- Yes, sir.
I'd be honored.
Thank you.
Well, good.
We'll set it up with this guy.
- Thanks, Karl.
- Thanks, coach.
Get out there.
Hit it, boy.
Yeah.
Hey, Vince!
Come here.
Hustle up!
- Yes, sir.
- Who's that up there?
Where?
That's my dad.
- That's your dad?
- Mm-hmm.
Hey, come here!
Don't walk away.
Come here.
After practice,
I want you to introduce me.
How about I don't, coach?
I got to get back
to this play, coach.
Ready, set
Hut!
And remember, you can buy
your tickets at the door,
but why wait?
The dance committee
will be selling tickets
in the cafeteria all week.
And it's a bye week this week,
so hope to see you
all at the dance.
Holy mental hospital.
Oh, my God.
Does mom know you're taking me
to the ghetto school?
Hey, I don't want to hear
you talk like that, okay?
Look at the place.
Things are gonna be different.
You're gonna get involved
I want you to join things,
be a part of the community,
get a new life.
- Hey, Buddy!
- Hello, Mrs.
Taylor.
- Mrs.
Taylor
- Oh, my goodness.
- Buddy Garrity junior.
- Good to see you!
Oh, my gosh, you have grown
a mile since I saw you last.
Yep.
He's a little
taller than I was
when I was a sophomore,
and the doctor says he'll grow
about two
or three more inches, so
Hat hat off.
You have your schedule
and all that?
- I guess this is your first day.
- I think I'm good to go.
Do you guys like do shock
treatment here or something?
Yeah.
He's, uh
He's hilarious.
- He is hilarious.
- He's hilarious.
Apologize to Ms.
Taylor.
Sorry.
We're just going through
that attitude adjustment, so
You know what? I'd be happy
to take you to the front office.
- We can get you all set up.
- Yeah.
I think I got it.
- Oh, you do?
- It's cool.
- Okay.
- Have a good day, bud.
You must be thrilled.
Good word.
Good luck.
Hey, Jess.
Can you hand-wash
my new jeans for me?
- You know, Chris, I haven't
hand washed your man-bra yet.
Whoo!
I'm gonna have to get
to those after that
After I do the bra.
Hey, Jess, hold up.
You got a phone call.
What's that for?
You ain't got nothing
big enough to fit in that.
Come on, now.
At least put your number in it.
Hey, yo, remember
who you're talking to, yo.
- Really?
- Yeah, really.
You know what, fellas?
Vince, look, it's not
What up?
- All right, my fault.
- Whatever.
- Mm-mm.
- What?
- Whatever.
- What? Wait, hold Jess.
You know what?
Uh-uh, I'm not
Hey, can you wait?
Can you wait a second?
What? Why are you
so upset with me?
What the hell
was that in there?
- What the hell was what?
- Why you got to be so dramatic?
Dramat you're upset with me
for defending you.
Are you really serious?
I don't even want no problems
with you right now.
It's Will Will's in there
talking crap about you.
- Are you serious?
- We're in the locker room now.
Exactly.
And how am I supposed
to go back in there?
- That's embarrassing.
- Then don't.
- I'm gonna go do my job, okay?
- Mm-hmm.
You do your job.
You two do not have
a relationship
while you're in my field house
or on my field
Is that understood?
- Fine with me.
- Good.
- I-I'm not trying
- Coach
What? You're not
trying to what?
I'm not trying to cause
anything here.
I'm not the one
looking for drama here.
He gets on the defensive.
I'm out here
defending you all day!
Please.
You're a drama queen!
All right! Stop it!
Both of you stop it.
Listen,
she's the equipment manager.
Get used to it.
And you
You do your job.
Thank you.
Mm.
These women
getting out of hand.
Get the hell out of my office.
So what about Awesome '80s?
Or, um, Under the Sea?
Texas Luau.
Let's take a vote.
All for Texas Luau.
- Okay, Texas Luau it is.
- Becky, you got a phone call.
- Hello?
- Hey, it's your dad.
Don't don't you dare
hang up, all right?
I tried to call you
about a damn dozen times.
Why aren't you picking up
the phone?
'Cause I didn't want
you to yell at me.
Well, hell, yeah,
I'm gonna yell at ya.
You don't just pick up
all your crap and take off.
Doreen is really upset.
- Oh, please, she doesn't care.
- Yes, she does care.
You just got to give her
a chance.
I'm getting fed up
with all this crap.
Look, I'm coming home
tomorrow night.
I want you home too.
Is that clear?
Is that clear?
- I don't want to.
- Doesn't matter what you want.
All right? That's the deal
I made with your mom.
You're gonna stay at home.
Do you understand me?
Yes, sir.
All right.
I will see you tomorrow.
Um, I'll be
out of here tomorrow, so
Good news for you.
Okay, so do y'all think that
we should get a band or a DJ?
- Curtis, quit.
- She was talking to me.
I wouldn't waste my breath
on you, dumb ***.
Hey, nobody talk to anyone.
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
- How's your math coming?
- Great.
Let's start
with opening the book.
Okay, great.
Show me what
you're having a hard time with.
I'm not having a hard time.
It's math.
It's boring.
It's harder for Epyck since
she's technically retarded.
- Hey, now, not that
- Say that again, ***!
You're stupid, and you smell
like someone peed
on your clothes.
You think you're tough, huh?
Think you're tough?
- Come here!
- Do something!
- Come! Come here!
- I'll kick your ***!
Hey, you will not!
You will come with me right now,
right now.
Okay, get back to work.
Hey!
What the?
Are you all right, son?
- Are you drunk?
- So what if I am?
So what did you do,
break in here to steal liquor?
I-I found a key.
It worked.
I didn't break in.
God
Well, this is not gonna fly.
You came here to start
a new life, son.
This is ***-poor behavior.
You are gonna clean that up
right now.
You clean that up!
This ain't the way
it's gonna be here.
Are you gon
Here.
Here.
Here.
Don't throw up on my bar.
You
God almighty.
Mama?
Yeah?
Wow.
Yeah?
Wow?
Yeah, I-I haven't worn this
in years,
and I didn't know if it
was gonna still fit me, but
You know, since I'm going
to dinner with your dad,
I just
I made you some meatloaf.
All you have to do
is put it in the oven
for 10 minutes on 350,
okay, babe?
Uh, all right, so, um,
I look pretty ridiculous.
Is that what that's
Is that what that is? I
- No, no, mom.
- I mean, I know
I probably shouldn't even
wear this dress,
- but I was just thinking that
- Mom, mom, listen, look
You're the most beautiful
thing on the planet.
Just Ma, look, just
Be careful.
- Okay?
- Okay.
I'll be careful.
Mm.
We've had
this conversation before,
young lady
No fighting, period.
One day suspension.
- Mm, mm, mm.
- I wish there was a way
we could punish these kids
without just sending them home.
I mean, she was smiling.
Well, fighting's
automatic suspension.
I know.
But now she's gone, you know?
Can't help her when she's gone.
And these are the kids
that need it.
This is what I'm talking about,
all of us getting together
to support these kids,
talk to them,
tell her why
her behavior's inappropriate.
I know, I know.
Hey, as of yesterday,
the district asked me to cut
I understand that,
but you know what?
It doesn't matter
how much money we have.
We can help these kids.
I know.
And I do appreciate
what you're doing
with homework club
I really do.
But, Tami,
we got bigger fish to fry.
Okay?
Hey.
Hey, Stevie.
Evaluate me.
What?
Judge my ***.
What is wrong with my ***?
- Nothing.
- So I finally lose
every last ounce
of baby weight,
and I go back
to the landing strip
for the first time
since maternity leave,
and do you want to know what
the fat-*** manager says to me?
He insulted your ***?
He said
He said I could have
a day shift.
Do you know what it is like
dancing for a bunch of farmers
with a mouthful
of breakfast buffet?
And the worst tippers
the worst!
Okay, well, he's crazy,
first of all,
because you look amazing.
You know what you need to do?
You need to go back in there,
and you need to negotiate.
Tell him that you'll take one
day shift for a weekend night.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I had regulars.
Yeah, and they probably
totally miss you.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Is that for your dance thing?
Oh, yeah.
Um
So listen, my dad's
coming back tonight.
Yeah, I forgot.
So can you give me a ride
over there later?
Yeah.
Thanks.
Hey.
Hey.
Glad I ran into you.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Want to get together?
Um, actually, I have a date.
Good.
That's good.
Good
What do you mean "good"?
Good's like it doesn't
really mean anything
I don't mean anything by it.
I just mean
Have a good time.
I'm sorry I bothered you.
You're fine.
Ready, set
Hut!
- Leg it out.
Leg it out.
- There it is.
Hydrate!
Hustle over and hydrate!
Let's go.
Five minutes, let's go!
That's the way
to play out there, son!
Vince, you make me proud
out there, son.
Keep it up, all right?
All right, come on.
Come on, let's catch some balls.
We'll run the fly patterns.
Let's go.
Just line up.
Line up on the 40.
That's it.
Yeah, don't take no time off.
Yeah, keep it moving.
Keep it moving.
Okay.
Ready, set
Hut!
Hey, Deacon,
you know Vince's dad?
Yeah, back in the day I did.
You know he was
in prison, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, what'd he do?
Aggravated assault
He was a drug dealer.
Used to be one of the baddest
cats we had in town.
Aggravated assault
and drug dealing, huh?
Yes, sir, but, coach
People can change.
If I didn't believe it,
I wouldn't be able to do
the work that I do.
If I didn't believe it,
I wouldn't even be alive.
I feel like
a damn guidance counselor.
Shoot.
That Jess girl
She's got a temper too.
She's a strong girl.
Strong? She scares me,
is what she does.
Next time you want to bring
intrigue and romance
into my world,
do me a favor and don't.
It's probably gonna
do y'all a lot of good.
How long have you been
helping this Epyck girl?
What kind of name is Epyck?
Sounds like something
someone comes up with
when they're drunk.
You know the answers are in
the back of the book, don't you?
I know, but I can't teach her
unless I understand it,
and I don't understand it.
- I never understood this stuff.
- Honey, you have the answer,
and then you got
the beginning part.
All you got to do
is fill in the middle.
- Oh, I'm so frustrated!
- Just do what you always do
and call your daughter up.
That's a wonderful idea.
Julie is a *** at math.
Why didn't I think of that?
It's a good excuse to call her.
- That's what you've got me for.
- She was wonderful at math.
She was great.
She got As.
Shoot machine.
Bye.
Thank you.
Don't you got anything
to say to me?
- Hi.
- I wasn't thinking "hi.
"
I was thinking more like,
"I'm sorry I just put you
through all that crap.
"
What did I put you
through, Doreen?
What did you put me through?
How about running off
without saying a damn word?
Hey hey, she's here now.
- Don't try to manage me, bull.
- I'm not.
I know you were
- Beck, she was worried.
- Damn right!
And I want to hear an apology
before she gets her
selfish butt back in the house.
Well, that's my house,
so I don't owe you anything.
I'm sorry, ladies.
Is there a problem here?
- Who the hell are you?
- I'm a friend.
Well, good for you.
We're her family.
- You are not my family.
- I'm your dad, babe.
- Come on, let's go.
- Becky, get back in the car.
- Get in the house!
- Why don't you
get off our property right now?
Becky, get back in the car.
- No, you want to touch her again?
- I decide where she lives!
You touch her again,
I'm calling the cops.
- Call the cops.
- Get in the car.
- Call the cops.
- Get in the car!
Dad, stop!
Smooth, smooth.
Good, smooth lifts,
smooth lifts.
Hey, captains,
you got the floor.
Yes, sir.
So, uh, who you taking
to the dance?
I'm pretty sure
you have options.
Ahh
Come on, man.
It's not who you take.
It's who you take home.
That's a good point.
- Come on, you got two more.
- Okay, fellas!
Where am I going tomorrow?
Any guesses?
- Uh, Taylor Swift concert.
- Yes.
No.
Making sweet Dillon love
to a farm animal?
No, but almost.
Longhorns versus T.
M.
U.
All right! Yeah!
Oh, wa wait!
I got six tickets.
I got six tickets
from the recruitment office
for anybody that wants to go.
- All right.
- I like pepperoni pizza.
I like home-cooked meals.
Y'all know my favorite
kinds of candy.
You don't want to go, right?
You know I'm there.
You know I'm there.
So just to let you know,
the dance ends at midnight,
but you have to stay until
the janitors lock up everything,
so it's really gonna be
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- 9:00 P.
M.
to 1:00 A.
M.
- 9:00 P.
M.
to 1:00 A.
M.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
And I will be at homework club.
Well, thank you.
I really do appreciate that
so much.
- No problem.
- Leave that there.
Hey, honey.
How's it going?
All right.
Sun's making me dizzy.
Your tiki people
are over there.
Oh, good, good.
I know they needed those.
Um, Catherine has kindly
volunteered for homework club!
- Hooray!
- Oh, that's good.
Thanks.
And all I have to do is
chaperone at the dance tonight,
which'll be
And I am so glad
that that worked out.
Coach, I'll be seeing you
later, okay?
Thank you.
We're supposed to have
our own little party tonight.
- I know.
- We've got a babysitter set up.
It's gonna be you and me
having our own little party.
I know we were gonna
have our own little party,
but now you're gonna have to
have a party by yourself, honey.
What am I supposed to do
home by myself?
I can't even imagine what
you're gonna do by yourself.
But that's a math teacher,
all right?
It's the only way
I can get these people
at the homework club
Is to bribe them.
- Have you eaten lunch yet?
- Nope.
Would you like to get
some lunch?
Yes, please.
Oh, excuse me, girls.
Looks great!
Ready, set
Hut!
Come on!
Come on, Tinker,
get the lead out of your ***
and show me some effort, son!
Let's go!
What's the E.
T.
A.
on that,
uh, new face mask for lamas?
It's bad enough
the kid can't catch.
He ought to be able to see.
Not for lack of effort.
- What?
- Tinker.
He's reacting to the snap count
instead of watching the ball.
He's a half a second
behind every time.
Hut!
Do something with that.
Come on, now, let's go!
I mean, I like filet mignon,
but dry aged porterhouse
is by far the superior cut.
What do you think?
- It's awesome.
- Mm-hmm.
Tell me how it's going
at school, bud.
Oh, it's going good.
Um, swung by
Mrs.
Taylor's office
and talked about my schedule.
- She's really nice.
- Yeah.
She's got a really nice rack.
Um
There's some hot girls,
younger girls at school too.
So after we finish eating,
I'll drop you off
at the school dance,
so you can meet someone.
That's all right.
- Um
- What?
School dances are kind of lame.
Yeah.
They are, but
That's where
That's where the girls are.
What about you over there,
hmm number 5?
I don't see you eating my ham.
I'm not too hungry.
Okay.
Mm
Now, don't you have
a dance tonight?
- Yep.
- Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
Hello?
I know you're gonna
take Jess, right?
Yeah, I'm gonna meet her
up there.
Okay.
Good.
Hey.
Hey, you remember, uh,
the first dance
I ever took you to?
Of course I do.
Excuse me.
Hey.
Your mama
Was the prettiest girl
in the neighborhood,
hands down,
and still is.
So I-I asked my boy Roland
I said, "Roland, let me
borrow your car, man,
'cause you know I got
to take this girl out.
"
See, I didn't know that.
Roland?
- We drove Roland's car?
- Yeah, he said, "yeah,"
- and gave me the keys.
- Oh, my God.
Vince, we had to walk
four or five miles
just to make it to the dance
'cause the car broke down.
Didn't tell me
the gas gauge was broke.
Damn car ran out of gas.
It wasn't moving!
I thought it was on full
the whole time.
By the time we got
to the dance, babe,
we was hot, sweaty, and stinky.
- Four miles walking.
- Gas gauge.
That was the best night
of my life, though.
Whoo!
Now, those some good memories.
Those are some good memories.
See, I got
I got a different memory.
I'm sorry, mama,
but the more I look at this man,
the more I remember him
not being here.
I remember taking care
of my mama
when she was sick
and strung out.
- Vince, that's enough.
- Me.
All right?
Never called, you never wrote,
missed birthdays.
Pop, what's my birthday?
You name it, you missed it.
Look, I already said it, okay?
I wasn't here.
I'm sorry.
But I thought about y'all,
both of y'all.
A-and I-I thought
about everything
that that I missed here.
I'm here now.
Can we do something different?
I-I want to make it better.
You're good.
Vince, that's enough!
You think you can put on
some new clothes
- That is enough!
- Huh?
Say some nice things,
all of a sudden you different?
No, you the same man.
- I should go, okay?
- Oh, no.
Baby, thank you for dinner.
It was it was great.
It was great.
Mama, don't
♪
♪
Sharon.
Do you, um
Do you have my credit card?
- No, sir, I don't.
- I thought I left it here.
Uh, I did not see it yet.
I checked for it.
Well, here
Did you see Buddy?
Uh, yeah.
He headed out the front.
Okay.
All right,
I'll be right back.
All right.
He's such a jerk.
How do you know?
Babe, I was there.
His wife is such
a redneck *** too.
Oh, so now he's gonna
pay her off
so he doesn't have to be
her dad anymore.
I don't
I don't get it.
- What?
- You know
I-I said that she could
stay here for a few weeks,
a-and you were ready
to rip my head off.
And now she's gonna
stay here indefinitely?
She needs a role model,
and I think, unfortunately,
in this circumstance,
we happen to be
the role models.
- Really.
- Oh, I swear to God,
if you ever accidentally
bump into her in the shower,
- I'm gonna stab you in the face.
- Hey, hey.
Hey.
- Come here.
- Really?
No? No, okay.
All right.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Um
He said that since
I'm not coming home
that they're gonna go
back to Seattle.
Good.
Let them go.
You stay here.
I will babysit for you.
I will do the dishes.
I will clean the house.
No.
You just stay here, okay?
Thank you.
You have no idea
how much this means to me.
I know.
Hey, just stay with us.
You're gonna be okay.
I just don't understand
this boy.
It makes no sense.
Do you know any of his friends?
He just moved back.
He doesn't really have
any friends,
especially at East Dillon.
Do you know yet
where you want to go?
No, Eric!
I don't know where to go.
Just give me a second.
I mean, I don't know this boy,
so I don't have any idea
where he might go.
All right.
I mean, I was talking
to him the other day.
I started talking to him
about football, you know?
And I said,
"well, maybe, you know,
"you can go out
and play football.
Then you'll meet some people,
and you'll get reacquainted.
"
And he goes, "aw, dad,
I don't like football.
It's a stupid game.
"
Can you believe that?
Can he play?
Of course can play.
He's a Garrity.
It's in his blood.
He loves football.
He just doesn't know it yet.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Nice shirt.
At the goodwill.
Pulled it out, put it on,
fit like a glove.
A magical shirt
at a bargain price.
- I'm impressed.
- Well, that was the point.
I was trying to impress you.
Oh, really?
You are so pretty.
You hear about T.
M.
U.
?
They're inviting me down there.
I'm gonna go and check it out
tomorrow with some of the guys.
- That's awesome!
- Yeah, it is.
- You're gonna knock them dead.
- I got to tell you something.
- Okay.
- You like me.
- Is that right?
- Yeah, you do.
And I'm gonna take you
out sometime
Just letting you know,
because I'm coming
for you, Sproles.
Get ready,
'cause I'm coming for you.
How was the dinner
with your dad?
How'd that go?
Jess, I really
don't want to talk about it
- Right now.
- That's cool.
You know, if you want to leave,
like, we could probably
still make that movie.
I don't want you working
on the team anymore.
- Huh?
- In the locker room
Doing laundry, moving weights.
Yeah.
We're still
Working it out.
No, no, no, that's the thing.
I don't want to work it out.
I want to take my team
to a state championship,
and it's really hard to do that
when I got to check my teammates
about you in the locker room.
Okay, don't check
your teammates about me.
So what am I supposed to do?
You're supposed to treat me
like one of the boys.
Okay, great.
Then you call me dramatic
and macho-chismo
when I stand up for you
- It's machismo.
- Whatever, all right?
You know what I mean.
You're making me
look like a chump.
Everything's about Vince.
You want me to be there
for you all summer long,
help you with your football,
but I can't be
a part of the game
in the way that I think
it's interesting.
You know, maybe I'm looking
for stuff for my college career.
This'll look good
on my transcript.
You look great tonight.
Just sell me the frickin' ticket!
I can't sell them tickets
if they don't have I.
D.
s.
I have an I.
D.
!
I have money!
- What's the problem?
- They don't go to this school.
What's confusing?
They're with me!
- Hey, Epyck, how are ya?
- Tami, nobody here
- has a student I.
D.
- I have a student I.
D.
!
How many times do I got to
show you my I.
D.
And the money?
- Epyck, you're suspended.
- 'Cause of you!
I'd be getting
into this freakin' dance
if you wouldn't have
ratted me out.
You know what?
You're suspended.
Y'all don't have IDs.
No smoking, please.
I need you to leave.
What is your problem with me?
I don't have a problem
with you!
You need to pay attention
to the rules, period!
This is lame.
Let's go.
I'm out of here, man.
Enjoy your stupid dance.
She's
A demon from hell.
I came here
to tell you
that the whole thing
between you and me
Hey, hey, hey,
there it is right there.
Pull in, pull in!
That's my black truck
right there.
There he is right there.
There he is.
Yeah, that's him.
All right,
now, listen, take it easy.
All right, all right.
Stop, stop, stop.
Hey, Buddy!
What do you think you're doing?
You stop right now, young man!
- Hey, stop right now!
- Buddy Buddy!
Son, you stop right now!
You get over here!
You do not run from me, boy!
You do not run from me!
You listen to me!
Come down now!
- Get off of me!
- Stop it!
- Don't make me hurt you!
- Don't make me hurt you!
- Son, listen to me!
- What's your problem?
Stop it, son!
You are gonna shape up,
young man!
- Who are you?
- I am your dad!
How can I help you, son?
What the hell you doing, boy?
I'm just checking, that's all.
Checking for what?
Go ahead, check away.
You ain't gonna find nothing,
but keep on.
Check check as much
as you want.
Look Make sure you look
at everything.
Found what
you're looking for, hmm?
Tell me you're done
with the drugs.
Swear to me.
I swear.
You got to promise me
That you won't let mom ever
Ever touch that stuff again.
Look
I will never, ever
Let that happen again.
You hear me?
On my life.
October 9, 1993, pop.
- You got special teams?
- Oh, yeah.
That's offense.
What about defense?
Coach, we got
no effort out there.
Tinker's getting pancaked
in practice.
Well, you know, actually, uh
I think what he's doing
is reacting to the snap count
and not, uh
Not watching the ball.
It's making him, like,
a half second late
every single play.
Well, good.
- Fix it.
- Yes, sir.
Fellas, if you excuse me,
I got a tryout
I got to attend to here.
- Jess, how you doing?
- I'm great, coach.
Hurry.
Hustle up.
That a boy.
Here he is, coach.
Ready to do what it takes.
You know what
a three-point stance is?
- No.
- No, sir.
No, sir.
I suppose you don't know
what a stunt is either, then.
- No, sir.
- He's a quick learner, Eric.
We know you can run.
Two things.
One
You don't take your helmet off
when you're standing
on my field.
You're standing on my field.
Just get down there
around the 20 or so.
Let's see you run the 40.
- You know what that means, yeah?
- Yeah.
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.