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Ethical Question
A Philosophical Very Short Film
A film by Manuel Pico and Raúl Pradana.
With
Manuel Pico
In the role of Robert, the homosexual eunuch sailor
And Javier Llamas
In the role of Mrs. Johnson, the Czech chef who had dated with that Bulgarian fisher...
...who said he was afraid of giraffes since one bit him in the left foot ring finger...
...and who refused to feed the Mr. Mairolas garden's giant lobster.
We apologize.
Mr. Llamas has suffered an asphyxiation while he was brushing his teeth and he can't be with us tonight.
As a replacement, Mr. Raúl Pradana will play the role of Rigoberto.
And Raúl Pradana
In the Role of Rigoberto Paunch of the Fallen Elm
And the little princess kissed the toad and he turned into a hairy rhinoceros...
Yes, come in.
Can I enter?
Ah! Rigoberto, how are you? Sit, sit.
Yes, tell me, why had you called me, sir?
Mr. Rigoberto, you see, I called you to my office because...
...I have an ethical question that I would like to ask you...
...and I would like you to answer a few questions.
Will you please answer them?
Yes, of course.
You see, this is the question.
Suppose I now go out, I go to the supermarket,...
...to the Gigante Supermarket, the Supercor, it doesn't matter,...
...I go to the frozen section and I buy a pre-cooked pizza...
...or a preheated pizza, as you want to call it,...
...of the brand, I don't know, suppose Dr. Oetker, for example.
Tell me, would you eat it?
Yes, possibly.
And if I take off the mushrooms, would you still eating it?
Possibly, yes.
And if I take off the ham?
Yes, yes, possibly.
And what about the cheese?
Possibly yes.
And if I take off the pizza bread, including the tomato?
Possibly.
In that case, you should know that you'd be eating only the pizza box.
And you should know...
...that I've already eaten it.
So that's why I couldn't find the pizza.
Starring, written and directed by Manuel Pico and Raúl Pradana
Based on a real conversation between Manuel Pico and Raúl Pradana
Cast (In order of appearance)
Manuel Pico
Raúl Pradana
And the disappeared Javier Llamas
Music:
We thank to:
The end
This stinks.
With the exception of the kangaroo, no animal has been hurt during the filming.
Filmed on July 29, 2010.