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[Toddy:] OW!
Son of a ***!
(Grunting)
[Gundarr:] Hahaha!
Stupid wizard fall right into Gundarr's trap!
[Toddy:] Trap? But what about that hot babe I saw?
[Gundarr:] Hah! She right here!
[Toddy:] Eew! Eh, 'd still hit it.
[Gundarr:] Nighty-night, wizard!
Wakey-wakey, wizard!
[Toddy:] Where am I?
No!
N-no!
NO!
NOOOOOO!
You untie me this instant, barbarian!
[Gundarr:] No way, frog-face!
Chinese doctors pay top dollar for dried wizard wenis!
[Toddy:] But I NEED my wenis!
:'(
[Gundarr:] Not likely! (Toddy screams)
[Toddy:] Get away! Get away!
[Cop:] WEE-OO WEE-OO
Hold it right there, barbarian!
You're under arrest for illegal wizard poaching!
[Toddy:] Oh, thank god you're here, officer. He done lost his mind!
[Cop:] Don't worry, ma'am.
You're safe now.
The wild wizard federation has been after this scumbag for years.
[Toddy:] Nyuh-hu-hu! Sweet victory!
Send this sicko to the slammer!
[Cop:] You got it, missy!
This monster will never bother you again.
[Toddy:] Nyuh-hu-hu-hu! That's right, Gundarr! Never again!
... Never again?
[Guitar playing]
[Singing] (Remembering the memories)
(of memories remembered)
(The times we shared, the laughs we shared)
(and all the things we shared)
(Oh, I remember all the things we'd share)
(But I especially remember all the memories.)
[Toddy:] Gundarr! Wait!
*Oof* Oh. I though you guys were farther away than that.
Officer, I've changed my mind.
You've got to let Gundarr go!
[Cop:] Can't help you, darlin'.
He's an eco-terrorizer and I've got a job to do.
[Toddy:] Well, I've got a job, too!
Bein' an evil freakin' wizard!
[Gundarr:] Wizard save Gundarr?
But Gundarr try to cut off your winky-doink.
[Toddy:] That heavy-handed montage sequence made me realize
that we're all just part of one big octagon of life.
I'm nothin' without you, big guy!
[Gundarr:] *sobs*
Come at me, bro!
[Both crying]
[Toddy:] Well, son of a ***.
[Gundarr:] Thanks, wizard! Octagon of life!
[Dramatic Gundarr outtro]