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Stop telling me to shush,
Shhh.
I'm not going to shush, are you going to stop me?
You've seen this, I haven't. Shh.
This is where I come in
There we go, I can I talk now?
Yeah.
***' hell.
Well, you've seen it and I haven't.
Yeah but I still wanted to look at stuff and, you know?
Recomention? Recomention..ha ha ha
Hang on, look in the corner. Back in the corner.
This corner?
No, the other corner. No look, that corner. ***'. What? No, go back, go back, go back.
What's on that computer? It's the only computer on and it's on.
Oh.
I so want to take the controls off you right now.
Well, you wanted me to play with this. 'I like work' You want me to look around more?
Well, no, it's up to you. Do you what want. Let me have a go for a sec.
Let me back in my office.
Who shut my door?
You could take me back to where I was.
Lisa's good at this. No, no, no, no, no.
This is my game.
This is our game.
I'm playing. You always want to do what he says. Do you remember the last time we played
and I didn't do what you said and I got a better outcome than you and you were like, "Ah, what?"
No, there isn't a better outcome, there's a different outcome. Right OK, I'll put up with it.
Go have a look in them. You're just like walking past them.
Because you're all annoyed with me now.
Just have a look around. I can't see over there.
I can't control it that that's why.
Instead of doing the minimal amount of movement because I can't do a keyboard & mouse.
Do you want me to get the control out?
No, I'm getting the swing of it because I can do it. coz I play the Walking Dead, Don't I?
It just takes me a while to get into the swing of it when i haven't done it in a long time. Okay.
"Quick Stanley close your eyes" Don't do that.
That one says 'Fired' Whos fired? This is my go! This is my go! We swap over coz you went to the naughty room.
I see a cool room and I'm happy with that.
Let's switch. Shush. Stop talking, Lisa, I'm trying to watch this, You've watched this before. See, look?
Do you want to keep watching? or should we skip? We'll I didn't hear it the first time did I?
Right, My go! "The sales in this quarter...
How can you see that? By using my EYES!!! I've only got one.
"Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left" Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. He followed the rules. Goodboy, Stanley.
Whatever. Come on, then. Come on then, Play with the Stanley Parable.
Don't attack me, woooow, and then walk forwards, Fraiser. ha ha ha
"Coming to a staircase, Stanley walked upstairs to his bosses office" Yeah. Let's go see this boss. What's this?
He's not going be home.
He will and the boss will be in. Come on. He's never off on his yacht.
Well, where's the receptionist? Why is nobody here?
Have you not gathered yet?, there's a zombie apocalypse.
I'm tired.
Hang on, You are actually tired.
No, I'm not doing it on purpose, no.
Should i go right again?
Whatever you want. I'm not going be a *** like you were.
What?
You were with the first try, that's why I did it to you. You don't have to listen to me. It's your choice
Yeah because you know I'm right. No, no, no go that way. Can't you go somewhere
around there? Flip it. Anything on the back of that whiteboard?
It's too late now, isn't it? I've left the room.
Well, why didn't you think?
Because you get all hoppity about how I start looking at stuff.
Turn the lights on.
He hasn't told me turn the lights on.
You're turning the lights on.
He told me just go in here.
That means he's definitely controlling your mind right now.
What do you mean?
Because you're in the mind controlling facility.
He's not controlling my mind, I'm totally doing it. Look, there's something over there.
Turn the light on and find out.
This is the platform, Lisa. There's a platform over there.
Yeah, so turn the light on. Right, you're spending too much time in this room now.
Who's playing this?
You are- badly.
I'm not playing it badly, I'm enjoying it. Stop being so moody. Okay.
Hang on. Shouldn't it be my turn again?
No, it's still my go.
You saying, go blue and he's saying, go red. I don't want to listen to either of you.
Yes, he chose me.
Yeah, I'm enjoying it- more stuff to do.
No, no, no, say one.
No, I say five. No, because we wanted to play this for four hours.
Let him go in.
No, just because you tell me makes me not want to let him go.
I'm not listening to a crying baby.
This is good, this is good.
Noooooo, crying baby. I'm protecting the baby, get off.
"You heartless ***!"
I can't believe you let the baby die like that Lisa.
ha ha ha
Don't go in there. What? Don't go in there?
The doors will close. 'Facility power' though, we're going to go and switch this off.
Yeah but have a look around. Press number five. Press it.
I don't want to press because you want me to. No, okay, we'll go press it.
Lisa, we did it! It's a screen, You're still inside. I'm not!
How nice does it look? Look, there's grass and..... there's rocks. We're going to do it, Lisa.
We're doing it. We're getting out. HOLD ON!
How are going to start life with no money?
I'll live off the land. I'll go live that hut.
That might be somebody's hut, you might get shot by a farmer.
It's alright they'll look after me. Think about it.
Before you step out, think about it. Is it just a screen? Knock on it.
No, look, it's not a screen because you can see it parallax. But there's no other option, I can't
exactly say, "No, I don't want to go out there." So, we're going out! Stop interfering with my game!
I was just asking you if you were sure and all you had to say was, "yes".
Yes, yes I'm sure. Change places. Go.
Now we're going to have some fun.
Maybe we work at Amazon. Maybe that, because this looks like Amazon- all the boxes.
How do you know what Amazon looks like?
I've seen pictures of the Amazon warehouse and it's a lot like this, although a lot bigger.
No follow it. Go back out. Go back out. Follow it 'round.
I'm amazing!!!!1
There's too much to see, too much to do, so many places.
No!!!!!! That was good though.