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There were three things that were cool about "One-Eyed Keith" that made him a local legend:
1. He only had one eye.
2. He was a surfer.
3. He was old enough to buy beer.
Hey Todd, can you get me and Speck a 12-pack?
Maybe.
Don't you two *** embarrass me.
Hey Keith.
Rod.
Todd.
No thanks.
No, I'm trying to quit.
Pork skins?
No.
So...
What are you fellas up to?
We're wondering if you can buy us some beer.
How old are these guys?
14.
OK.
Give me the money now and a little extra for my fee.
Yeah, sure.
You guys stay here.
Check this out.
Oo-wee!
Here's another one.
He's got a whole stack here. Playboy, Penthouse, Swank.
Hey, check this out! It's Nancy Drew!
No way!
What a perfect night to drink beer.
It's always like this.
Yeah, I know.
Hey, check this out.
Hold on, the bases are loaded.
Yeah, I'd like to load her bases with my ***.
Giants take the lead!
That is so cool, Keith. I can't believe that, man.
Yep.
Hey, did you get our 12-pack?
It's out in the trunk, man.
Lucy Lager kicks ***.
I drank 12 of these one night.
I drank 18 one time.
18? That is so cool, man.
What have you fellas been doing?