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Topic of the day-and we're gonna do...skinny jeans and baggy jeans.
Right, OK.
Skinny jeans are these stupid, drainpipe things that, that...I mean how can you even get your
leg in really? No-one's legs SHOULD be that skinny!
But they are, this is the thing (it's stupid). You look backwards, in the fifties and all
that and the way the guys carried the jeans was just really, really cool. You fast forward
a couple of decades later and people have just ruined jeans.
White people and black people, they've ruined jeans for all humankind. You've got the white
people, who have mutilated the coolness of jeans through wearing these stupid, skinny
jeans that just make a man's shape look ridiculous. Then you've got the stupid-*** black people
who don't know where the waist of the jeans should be kept.
So the black people need a belt, and then you've got white people who...the jeans are
so skinny; how do you expect to look manly in skinny jeans? How do you try and work that?
It's like Kanye West wearing a skirt but we'll get to that at some other point; it's like
"Really?". Ridiculous!
I tried to put a pair of these jeans on, these skinny jeans.
Why?
Because I wanted to see what it was all about.
It's about chaffing in the crotch and everywhere else.
I was worried about that, but didn't get them that far, because I couldn't get them passed
my thighs...well not even my thighs my calves! My legs are just too manly.
Let's assume that's completely accurate and true, (that is) your legs are too manly...That
says a lot about all the other guys who manage to squeeze themselves and pour themselves
into these jeans.
Who came up with "Oh, I know. Let's make jeans as feminine and skinny as humanly possible,
and let's say that ALL GUYS should now start trying to wear them!"?
Only, the black guys do it worse because most of the time, if they're not wearing baggy
jeans, they're wearing the skinny jeans with no belt! But of course, there so flipping
tight, they don't go down passed their *** cracks anyway, it's like "What?".
Black people and white people, when they try and do that limpy swagger walk, in skinny
jeans. No!
I honestly believe, skinny jeans are a guy code violation. Skinny jeans should be outlawed.
No man, straight or gay should be wearing skinny jeans. They are a fashion faux pas,
and they are a guy code violation; and when it comes to baggy jeans, pull up your flipping
pants for god's sake, all you black people! It's ridiculous.
As we're talking about race, the other thing is as well when you've got the white guys...who
wanna try and do the thing that the black guys do (the limpy swagger) yeah and trying
to hold up their pants...(get a belt) it's very simple; get a belt.
Two races have ruined jeans for the entire world. For men everywhere! Ridiculous.