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Places everyone!
Lights! Camera! Action!
What's the big idea, Scotty?
What do you mean, Sam?
I see the rings, but nothing is zooming in.
How about that?
Maybe the shield's been put out of commission.
Probably by those angry mothers who protested the adult content in our videos.
Sorry, Ma, but you can't fight city hall.
Well said, Dave.
[Sam] Who asked you, you ***!
[Mike] Don't you ever, ever call me an *** again, you sonofabitch!
[Sam] You never admit the truth, you ***!
[Mike] The truth is I never was one, you sonofabitch!
[Sam] ***!
[Mike] Sonofabitch!
[Sam] ***!
[Mike] Sonofabitch!
Potty mouths! That's what you are!
Now let's get on with this video!
CNN.
What time does Wolf Blitzer come on?
ESPN, the worldwide leader in sports.
Coming up next on ESPN Classic:
The Battle of the Network Stars.
And Radar Overseer Scotty will be seeing stars
if he doesn't bring in the proper logo.
Why must you threaten me, Sam?
I'm just trying to make a living here.
HGTV? What's that?
Home and Garden Television.
They show you things to do around the house and in the yard.
And you and LH Michelle can come to my house next Saturday and work in my yard.
No thanks, Sam.
I hate getting topsoil in my ears.
Yuck!
Take it easy, Sam.
You know good help is hard to find.
Remain
calm.
Uh-oh!
Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP!
I ASK ONE SIMPLE FAVOR AND I'M TIRED OF HEARING "NO" FOR AN ANSWER! YOU HEAR ME?
YOU SLACKERS SLACKERS SLACKERS SLACKERS SLACKERS SLACKERS SLACKERS SLACKERS!!
[BOOM!!]
Sam? Are you all right?
I'm all right, Anna.
How come I never get any help around the house when I need it?
[Anna] Don't worry, Sam.
I can do the yard work for you.
[Sam] Thanks, Anna.
Saban Productions?
I didn't know the head football coach at the University of Alabama worked in the movies too!
Hahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaaaaam?
Come here!
[Scotty] What's the matter now, Sam?
[Sam] You don't seem to know what logo belongs here, do you?
[Scotty] And you can't resist treating me like a second-grader in school, can you?
[Sam] This is the logo that belongs here.
The WB Shield.
[Scotty] Judas Priest, Sam! I've got eyes!
Why must you act like a total ***!
[Sam] I'm not an ***, you dime-a-dozen bum!
Whoa there! Watch the swears!
Do you want a bunch of angry mothers taking us to court over the content in this video?
Stop interfering, Dave, or I'll send the Devil and She-Devil after you!
All right, Dave, don't blow your stack.
You know how to handle situations like this.
Stay
calm.
Uh-oh!
Tantrum
is
coming
on.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
MICROSOFT SAM, STOP THREATENING TO SEND THE DEVIL AND SHE-DEVIL AFTER ME
EVERY TIME I CATCH YOU ACTING LIKE A CONTROL FREAK! YOU HEAR ME?
YOU *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***!!
[BOOM!!]
Are you all right, Dave?
I'm all right, Abby.
I'm just being haunted by this "noaveragejill" who harassed me on YouTube
over how the content in my videos keeps "harming her kids."
You have nothing to worry about, Dave.
YouTube user "childishmammal12" reported her to YouTube and Google and she'll never bother you again.
And don't forget: you have your faithful subscribers to support you.
Thanks. I feel better already.
The Maltese Companies.
Any relation to the Maltese Falcon?
[Imitating Peter Lorre] I have never seen such a beautiful bird.
Great Peter Lorre imitation, Dave.
Can you do Humphrey Bogart?
[Imitating Bogart] Here's lookin' at you, kid.
I wonder which actor from a classic movie he'll do next.
[ViD Theme]
Well, well, well!
Look who just crashed the party!
[Devil] So, davemadson and friends, we meet again.
Welly, welly, welly!
The king and queen of the underworld invade my Looney Tunes Intro Bloopers video just to stir up trouble.
[She-Devil] Oh Dave, how you flatter us!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Wellity, wellity, wellity!
NOW CUT THAT OUT!
Bite your tongue, Sam!
You know I brought you into my videos and I can take you out, don't you?
Okay, Dad.
I'll play ball with you.
So Dave's acting like a parent to Sam?
Then our fun is just beginning.
Indeed.
Wait till he hears about how we've been getting those little tykes to watch his videos
and develop bad habits that drive their parents crazy!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I should have known you two infernal imps were behind those "noaveragejills" who harass me on YouTube!
I've got a good mind to call on God and the Angel to teach you a lesson!
Take it easy, Dave.
At least when their parents scold and spank them,
they can say "the Devil made me do it."
Or more accurately, "the Devil and She-Devil made me do it."
Are these infernal imps bothering you again?
Just being annoying is all.
Don't worry, Dave.
When we're through with these infernal imps,
they'll be the ones acting like little kids.
[Devil] That's far enough!
[She-Devil] Any more of this meddling and we *** on davemadson and his friends!
That disgusting act is unacceptable!
Do that to them and you'll both feel My Wrath again!
[Devil] We got dibs on them, and I say your interference is scandalous!
Shall we let them have it?
Let's do it! Bombs away!
[PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP]
Gugh! Not again!
Eeeewww! Eeeeeewwww!
[Barfing]
Dump your waste elsewhere!
Eeeewww! Eeeeeewwww!
[Barfing]
Like in a cesspool!
Eeeewww! Eeeeeewwww!
[Barfing]
Go back to the sewers!
Eeeewww! Eeeeeewwww!
[Barfing]
And stop using us for toilets!
Eeeewww! Eeeeeewwww!
[Barfing]
You infernal overseers of waste mismanagement!
Take that!
[LOUD CRASH!!]
[Devil] Oh noes! Beaten again!
[She-Devil] We never get our way with them!
Oh, my shattered bones!
Owww!
Sam, Mike, Mary, Anna and Dave are all cleaned up now.
You may resume your video.
And good riddance to bad rubbish!
[Devil] Oh sphincter!
Gracie Films.
Producers of "The Simpsons."
Don't have a cow, man!
Hahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
Tell me not to have a cow again
and I'll make you clean up the barnyard!
Eeeewww! Eeeeeewwww!
[Barfing]
Just kidding.
XBOX.
That's a box that used to be a box
but it isn't a box anymore.
Uh-oh!
Methinks I goofed again!
Youthinks right, Scotty,
but let's try it one more time.
"ZILTH?"
What's a ZILTH?
Hey Dave, I didn't know there was such a thing as a ZILTH!
Hahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
That's because I made it up, Anna!
Hahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
Oh, ZILTH!