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GHOSTS ARE JUST GAS TURNED OUTWARD AND I HAVE JUST THE REMEDY FOR YOU. HOW DO I KNOW THIS?
WELL, FIRST OF ALL I WAS POSSESSED FOR 17 YEARS AFTER SEEING THE EXORCIST IN 1975, SO,
I KNOW ALL ABOUT THESE THINGS. 2ND OF ALL I HAD SEVEN YEARS OF PSYCHOTHERAPY. MY PSYCHOTHERAPIST
TOLD ME THAT GHOSTS WERE JUST GAS TURNED OUTWARD. I WENT HOME, PONDERED, THEN, LOOKED IN THE
MEDICINE CABINET. HERE IS THE RECEPIE FOR GHOSTS.
FIRST, YOU’LL NEED: 1 SPRAY BOTTLE
1 QUART OF DISTILLED WATER 3 TABLESPOONS OF KAOPECTADE
ADD THE KAOPECTADE TO SPRAY BOTTLE, ADD THE WATER, SHAKE FOR ONE MINUTE AND SPRAY AWAY.
DON’T MISS THE ATTIC. KEEP MAKING MIXTURES AS NEEDED TO COVER THE ENTIRE HOUSE.
ANNOTATION: IF SMELL PERSISTS, USE A STRONG DEODORANT.