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"Improbable Scenes", everyone stand up!
Bruno Motta, ladies and gentlemen!
You may return to normal.
How does "Improbable Scenes" work?
You wrote scene suggestions and put them in this red box.
I'll read the suggestions, they will step forward
and do whatever comes to their minds.
They will improvise what comes to their minds.
Starting with...
"Probable talk between sanitary napkins."
Who wrote this one?
Who wrote? Raise your hand.
Look, she even wrote twice.
"Probable talk between sanitary napkins."
Girl, looks like you've been beaten!
Now with more "abbasorption."
Who got the joke, raise your hand.
Who knows Abba?
We have to stay together, man!
It's the only way we can cover...
I'm not telling who!
Gentlemen! No more repression!
- Yes! - Sir!
- No more censorship! - Yes!
We must Stayfree!
"Worst excuses to give the bus conductor when you don't have the ticket money."
I guess that was the longest one I've ever read.
Oscar Filho!
Hey, I'm under 5 years old, look at my size!
Premature beard.
Sorry, I'm used to cabs, I didn't know I had to pay for the bus.
In what country we don't pay for the cab? Just so we know.
"Things you shouldn't say during a politician speech."
- My fellow voters... - Get outta there, Junior!
"18th century inventions that didn't get to us." Look at that...
Oh... Eureka!
The Anti-PMS!
My dear, I will convince you,
there's nothing better than this human heater...
I think it's worth it.
And you can get for free...
"Worst things to say in a graduation speech."
I know this class for about 20 years...
My community college friends...
Yeah, we smoked a lot of pot! But with discipline, y'know what I mean?
'Cause we graduates... What was I going to say?
"Probable talk between chickens in a freezer."
What's your dream?
Oh... My dream is to spin, spin, spin...
- Hey man, we're set! Let's get outta here! - No, no!
You ain't going? Bock, bock, bock! You ain't getting out?
Bunch of chickens...
What's up, quail?
What's up, chicken?
Will you let chicken nuggets say something?
Oh, that was very good...
IMPROVÁVEL Probably a good show.