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Port-Petrovsk studio present
no money-then walk!
CUSTOMERS
order here!
something you wanted?
yes!
you have pumpkin chudu?
we have not pumpkin in the summer
we have it with meat, greens, cheese and with potatoes.anyone of those?
no thanks. i wanted pumpkin
you only have lamb kebab?
yes. if you want we can make it with beef.
No need. I see what kind of kitchen you're running here.
Do you brew the tea or is it bagged?
We brew it of course
Then I'll have the tea
some ice and an ashtray
OK
Here you go
Everybody down! Now!
Do as I say! On the ground!
But it's messy! I'll get dirt on me!
Then stand where you are and do as I say!
I am, I am but what are you saying?
Call the police! Say I demand a 1 000 000 Euros
I have no credit
Then you! You hear? Call them now!
What's your problem?
Get up when addressed by your elder!
Think this robbery has nothing to do with you?!
No, I demand a 1 000 000 Euros
I bet blindly
Bet 100
200. Go ahead
Showing cards
What do I have?
20
And you?
2 Aces
I won.
Enough Uncle Shamil.
You already lost 500 rubles today
And I have to go do my job
What job?
I'm the only one with a record in your district
Your job is to watch me
Go on and deal. What's wrong with you?
Plus, I almost stole a chicken today
You still have to take me down to the station
Not tonight Uncle Shamil
I'm expecting someone tonight
Where am I supposed to sleep?
Wherever you want!
Here I have seniority...ranking
Hello!
Hello, Mahmud, how are you?
And the wife? And the kids?
Hello, Mahmud here is what happened
A robbery happened
with a gun... and a grenade
Demands a 1 000 000 Euro!
From whom? I don't know
whom are demanding it from?
He says he doesn't care who brings it
Says, if they don't bring it,
he'll kill everyone and then blow them up
We're here at my cafe
He says to wait
Then we'll wait
meanwhile bring some vegetables
2 kebabs
And apricot tea
Lamb or beef kebab?
Doesn't matter. Bring what you have
OK
Brigade is on its way.
How do we find the place?
I will show you the way.
My car is at the 7th kilometer
right around the bend
Hold
Is this alcohol?!
No no
It's grape juice
kept it in a cellar for 4 years
Please drink
Brother I really need the money
You understand?
I owe so much. If you only knew
I really need it, I'm in debt
I borrowed. didn't pay back, borrowed more
sold everything, borrowed,
then sold again just to borrow more
Can you imagine?
Now I owe that and a million
Brother let's work together 50/50
Half and half
I mean it's my idea.
I came up with the thing about a million.
My name is Tagir
Ok?
Hello!
Va alaykum salam
How's the city life?
it's alright. I might visit you soon
Arsen, brother, look on the Internet
how much a nice, 8-person
almost new yacht would cost?
And how much for tinted windows
Eura...
You are a nice guy, brother
OK
70/30
30 for me, 70 for you.
Plus the meals are on you
Sounds good?
Here.
Call and ask. Find out.
Are they coming? Not coming?
OK
Hello, yes.
Hello, Mahmud,
you coming or not coming?
Coming
Ask if they have the money
You have the money?
You have the money?
You have the money?
Yeah, yeah, we have it all
Yeah, they have it
And tell him none of those jokes,
otherwise I'll show him
Ai Ai!
Enough ok? enough!
Ai! Don't hit me! Ai!
Ai! Enough ok!
Don't choke me! En..En...Enough!
Was that good?
enough, please!
Now you
WHAT?
Ai! It.. it hurts!...
Mahmud, we ran out of buckwheat
get some on the way
Ok, Ok, bye...
"dance with the owner 1000 eura"
Bravo! Bravo brother bravo
Here!
Where are they? Could it be traffic?
I don't know
I'm busy,
we're in the middle of a covert operation!
What?
You have another exit?!
What?
Another exit
There
No way
where are going? Where? Where?
There
Pay the bill first, then go
What...
I said pay the bill
What bill?
I won't let you go
I won't let you go before you pay!
I am..I don't know
There! Feels good?
Hey watch the face!
Here's your beef!
Here's your kebab!
Here's your lamb!
Here's your chudu!
Hey! It was his idea, beat him too!
Pay the bill!
Until you pay, you are not going anywhere!
There! Feels good?!
I'll pay you back!
Hands behind your head!
Enough! Enough!
I'm one of yours, a civilian!
Careful, my arm! My arm!
Enough hey! I have a scab there!
Where? Where are you going?
Until you pay, I'm not letting them go!
"1350 U.S. Euros"
That's not ours. We just arrest
I don't know anything!
Until you pay, nobody is leaving
I'm not letting anyone go!
Until you pay...
Quiet! I'm talking!
This is my district. I'm the boss here!
But you told me you had the money.
Where is the money?
What money?
I didn't say we had the money
I went...
This can't be. We live in a nation.
We need to pay this woman's bill!
So, you go to your boss,
solve the money issue.
You'll bring the money,
pick up the guys,
pay the bill and take the rest.
If we don't bring them back,
boss won't believe we were on a mission
Ok, hands! Get them up!
I'm on duty
a crime was committed on my land!
Ok relax
Grilled chicken for everyone?
Will do.
That's it. You'll get what's yours
and we'll go our ways
Meanwhile I'll take these to the station
Where are they?!
Where did they go?!
Where the hell were you looking?!
Where is my money?
Who is going to pay for the dance at least?!
translated by Sam Vanin