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On Friday, the gates will open at 4pm.
There will be someone camping out that morning with your lawn chair.
When the gates open they will run down and put your seat close to the stage.
That way you don't have to run like everyone else.
Good. I want the best seat for Flo Rida's performance.
My furher...
Flo Rida....
Flo Rida has cancelled his appearance at RiverFest.
He gave just three days notice.
If you are still a fan of Flo Rida after hearing this news...
...leave the room.
He signed a contract!
He can't cancel this close!
But let me guess...
He thinks a contract doesn't matter because he's "famous."
Who does he think he is?!
What kind of diva is he?
Let's go drag him from whatever skanky strip club he's passed out in and make him play anyway! For free! As an apology to Gadsden!
We can't. He's been arrested.
Arrested? For what? Being an idiot?
For drunk driving in Miami.
So he cancels on us and goes out boozing?!
Gets himself arrested?
He'd rather get wasted than come to Gadsden and make his fans happy!
Well we don't want him anyway!
He was getting well paid! Is our money not good enough for him?! Is that the problem?!
Well it's good enough for everyone else who plays at RiverFest!
Is honoring your contract so hard?!
Well forget it! We don't need him! I'd rather give my money to Stalin!
For months I've been looking forward to this.
The second he was announced I bought my weekend passes.
I didn't wait for the special one-day sale!
Flo Rida....
I know I really shouldn't get this angry but I just can't help it!
It is just so horrible to do this so close to showtime!
All I know is he's acting like a child!
A slimy, *** dope and a child!
He's just a selfish and arrogant dope!
Don't wear your Apple Bottom jeans for a while...
Well now he's in jail.
I have some advice for Mr. Rida...
Don't drop the soap.
Burn all his CDs.
All I wanted was to put my hands in the ai-yer.
Now I can't. Thanks for nothing, Flo Rida.
I hate you.