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Is he floating there?
-I don't know what he's doing... -What is this...
Is that the... Beware sign from Farquaad's castle?
I don't... Do we really want to play this?
*Smash Mouth : I'm a Believer*
... What the hell?
What is this song?!
... Then I saw her face! Now I'm a believer!
Oh my god.
-Not a trace! -I'm genuinely scared right now.
A doubt in my mind!
I'm in love...
Do we know what this is at least?
No. Oh my god...
What is wrong with this house?
...
WHAT
What the hell...?
-Back away slowly... -Okay let's just move on...
What is this house? It's like a--
...
Umm...
... Wha?
I can still hear the music!
-What, do we just keep heading-- -What's that?
Oh god...
I don't wanna do this anymore!
We're walking towards it...
... James, we're walking towards it...
... Hey, Shrek!
It's me, Donkey!
I'm your best friend, remember?
Remember all those times, good times we had, making waffles...
D:
...
-WHAT -"Ogres... Are... Like onions!"
"-... They stink? -Yes-No!"
-"Oh, they make you cry." -... Onions?!
"-No!
-Ohh, you leave 'em out in the sun and they go all brown and start sproutin' little white hairs!" "-NO! Layers! Onions have layers."
-Onions have- It's that speech about layers! "-OGRES have layers! Onions have layers-"
... Umm? What?
-I crashed it... -"MY GOODNESS"
... My goodness!
... What?
Is that supposed to do that?
*radio reciting numbers*
... Okay, that's a bit creepy.
I'm trying to make some sense outta this!
What the hell...?
Okay, can we just move on? Cuz I'm starting to get very "perturbed" by all this...
Ooh!
... Can we get away from the house?
Sure!
Let's just head over there.
-Can I just ask? -Yes.
-Where are we? -No.
So we started out in that big house in a forest at night, on the roof...
And then we were in a little shack in, I dunno... Norway?
No, first we were in the onion dimension...
Yeah. Then there was the onion dimension, how could I forget...
Shrek just wants to be over with this.
He just wants us out of his swamp...
He wants to be back in his swamp taking a big, fat, ogre ***.
We've come a long way since the beginning of our quest...
There's just nothing here...
I'm still trying to understand the aim of this game.
-Is this meant to be scary, or... -I don't think we should be trying to make some sense out of... What?
What is that?
...
WHAAAAT the hell...
Why would someone make this?!
Why are you going around it?
I don't want to go in it!
But- Oh god, what is it... Is it just a...
What the hell...?!
...
Back away... Run away...
That'll do, Donkey... That'll do.
Oh god... Can we get out of here, now?
It's the numbers... Wha...
Christmas is on fire!!
What happened to the s- Oh god, no... Toilet?
"Carol never wore her safety goggles.
Now she can't see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch"...
What's in the toilet? I don't really want to--
... OH GOD.
"TURN IT OFF"
WHAT THE HELL...
"This is the part where you're supposed to run away!"
...
...WWHHHHAT
D-D-do I run...?!
What is going on?!
Shortcut to the bottom!
Do you really wanna just cheat?
-Shrek... William... -Strig.
-Can I pick it up? Nope? -I guess not...
What is...
-Okay, back to the stairs, I guess? -We didn't have a look upstairs.
Remind me why we're playing this?
I didn't have a reason in the first place, I'm sorry.
... Is that the fireplace from Animal Crossing?
Stay away from the toilet...
-We found the bar. -Can we just run away now?
-We can cry in the bar, now. -No, let's just run away. I've had enough Shrek.
-It's probably poisoned... -Done with this crap, done with Shrek...
It's all right, it's the exit, we can get away.
Wh-... What the hell?
... What WAS that?
-Why can we never escape?! -Why can't I understand?!
This is where Shrek does his homework!
...
It's Game Of The Year 2015.
Starfox! Sweet!
... Crab Nicholeon... Entreal Eiffelfoler...
Crab Nicholson... I don't know. Crab Nicholson.
-... Do you know who Crab Nicholson is? -Crab version of Jack Nicholson?
Are we supposed to kill ourselves here?
There's nothing down there. What're we...
I don't think-- Oh, ***.
Oh, great. Well done.
...
Did we win?
Erm... I'm scared now...
...
Is that it?
...
Wh... Wh...
...
Why is Shrek farting on us?
Wh-what am I looking at? Can someone please tell me what I'm looking at?
-Yeah, we won. -Yep! That was it.
-What an excellent game! -Very well...
-That was... Integuments! -Shadow of Shrek...
If you, er... You really like Shrek, and y'know...
-Then I highly... -Recommend you...
Stay away from this!
I recommend you download something else entirely!
Something that won't melt your eyeballs out your mouth--
...OH GOD NO!!
"You're Next"
It's not over!!
Please no more!!
I DON'T WANNA BE NEXT!!
... Oh.
Integuments has ceased to exist...
... Jesus CHRIST...
Turn it off... "Gonna get Shrekked"...
-Shrek is love... Shrek is life. -Shrek is coming.