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(Music playing)
God
Why?
(Grunts)
God, what was I carrying all this time?
It's about killing me.
I'm so happy it's summer.
The world is my oyster.
So many possibilities...
(Ringing of chimes)
Wow, what a great day
to enjoy myself in some skateboarding.
(Breathes deeply)
Lets... GO!
(Loud rock music plays)
(Music cuts off)
(Rap music plays)
I'm Kobe Bryant,
and this is my workout.
Kobe.
(Rock music plays)
(Unintelligible yelling)
bum, Bum, BUUUUUMMMMM
Know what, I've put a lot of thought into how much this summer SUCKS!
So I'm gonna go inSIDE,
and begin my work.
SUMMER SUCKS, MAN
I HATE IT, I HAT-
(Helmet hitting a head sound)
(Groan of pain)
OH GOD,
(Ragtime music plays)
Don't worry guys,
I'm gonna bring your whole team to victory.
Hey, guess what?
PIKWIKIKAAAAAAAAHWW
Hey, buddy
be my friend!
Be my friend! Be my friend!
BE MY FRIEND!!!!
Be my friend, please,
please, I'm having- GEUUAUUAUH
Could you please shut up? Thank you very much.
YEAH! YEAAASH! NOOO! NOOOO! NOOOOOU!
I love steak.
Errybody love me, erry-, errybody love me.
Please, I just want a friend,
and if you won't be my friend, nobody will.
WANT SOME MILK?
MILK MAAAANNN!!
YOU THIRSTY?!
I'M HERE TO DELIVER YOUR MILK!!!
(Weird noises)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
I'LL NEVER HAVE FRIENDS IN MY LIFE.
I always thought all my life,
that I would get a girlfriend this summer,
I thought I would ride my minibike
with all my friends.
I thought I was gonna be the next Kobe Bryant
for the next basketball game.
But now I realize,
summer sucks.
(sad music plays)
(Dramatic music plays)
COME TO PAPA!!!
NO!
SUMMER SUCKS!!!