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It's unbelievable! We're moving on to the main event of the night!
Ladies and gentlemen; Leontine is going to join our performers!
We're going to play the dating show,
And this time Ruben van der Meer has been dateless for a long time.
We're going to fix that, because we have 4 lovely candidates for him.
Alright, Ruben. Welcome to the dating show. - Yeah! Thanks!
How long has it been since you've had a girlfriend?
Uhh, well about 30 minutes... Ever since I heard Leontine was going to join us...
So it still hurts... It still hurts....
Aaand I'm over it...
What are you expecting from the dating show?
From the show?
From the dating show.
From the dating show? That we're going to play it.
Right?
That's why we're here, right? - Yeah...
Well, hey! Let's go!
And we have 4 lovely candidates for you...
Contestant number 1...
CROWD GOING WILD
Contestant number 2...
TABLOID
Contestant number 3...
MARCO (Leontine's husband and a famous Dutch singer)
And contestant number 4...
BACKGROUND SINGER
Ruben, I believe they each wrote you a poem.
Uhh... Contestant number 1...
YEAH! WOOOOH!
Yeah...
Translate! Translate! Translate!
, contestant number 1?
Well,
No! Go back! Go back!
Take off that helmet!
Nobody can see you!
Whose hamsters are those?!
Okay...
Working overtime...
What's that?! Everybody to the emergency exits, because there's a fire?!
I'm not wearing any underwear!
And I'm talking about myself right now!
Seriously!
I just off drugs!
But I'll to anything you want for 10 bucks!
I have child *** on my computer!
By the way, I'm not translating what those guys down there are saying!
For the past 30 minutes I've just been entertaining myself.
When I get home I'm going to beat my kids!
Man, Marco Borsato's son is such a creep! (Leontine's husband)
Look, I'm going to flash you!
I'm going to do it right now!
Flashing means I'm going to take off my shirt!
Take of my bra, and run around inside the theater!
If you can all just give me a countdown...
Then you can all take turns biting my nipples!
I have Patrick Lodiers tattooed on my back! (Host of the show)
Here look!
I'm actually a man!
Do you guys know the joke about those two hamsters and the flashlight?
They stole that one from me!
The ***!
I got my finger caught in the door, so I may have a slight lisp!
Okay, okay, okay...
Ruben, let's move on to the first question round...